...So, you've decided to waste part of your life seeing what happens next to the Mario Crew as they enter the very chilling "fun house"?

...Well, just read ahead, I guess. (Or don't-that's also fine, and recommended). Got nothin' else to say. (shrugs)

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INSIDE THE FUN HOUSE...

"Hmmmmmmm..."

"What-a is it-a, Mario? Did-a common sense-a drop-a by-a for a visit-a and-a tell you-a that we wasted-a our money-a?! I mean-a, just take a look-a at everything, man! No lighting-a, run-down-a, falling apart in some areas-a, scary... and worst of all-a, there's no-a food court," contested Luigi, shuddering.

Mario stopped listening a long time ago. He was licking a sphagetti stain off the wall.

"Of course," murmured Weegee. He stood up casually. "Hey, fatass, I'm-a goin' in that elevator to go to the 2nd floor-a. Maybe that's-a were the fun-a, if there's-a any, will lurk-a."

Mario perked up. "Hey, sure thing, man." He decided to follow Luigi along, jumping on Yoshi's back to follow along.

IN THE ELEVATOR...

"Hello!" perked the enthusiastic elevator voice over the intercom. "We are experiencing some difficulties right now! Just stay back and enjoy our traditionally soothing music!"

The pause music from Mario Strikers Charged played over the intercom as the bros and Yoshi waited..

And Waited.

Waited some more.

15 minutes later...

"Alright, that's-a it!" yelled Mario, hands up in exasperation. "I'm-a going to return to my new love; the sphagetti stain."

Mario walked over to the door, and tugged on it. It didn't open, strangely. "What the fuck-a?" muttered Mario.

"I've got a BAD-a f-f-f-f-feeling about t-t-t-t-this-a, M-M-M-Mario!" shuddered the Player 2, chattering and biting his fingernails.

Indeed, a new voice was heard over the intercom. "AH-HA-HA-HA! It's me, bastards! I'm back!"

And now, Luigi had just about had it.

"N-n-noo..." he sighed, instantly recognizing the chillish voice." He collapsed onto the floor, but Yoshi quickly grabbed him.

On the other hand, Mario mistoke it for a girl's voice. "Oooooooh-la-la!" He sputtered out, drooling like a maniac. "Hey, my name's-a Ma-"

"...You should be screaming right now."

Mario looked confused. "Why-a, dame? You scared my... heh, "pipe-a" will push you-a beyond all your-a sexual limitations-a?"

"...God, don't you know who I am? I'M ONE OF YOUR WORST ENEMIES! I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!"

Mario simply shrugged. "I've screwed-a worse."

TO BE CONTINUED...

Also, happy Halloween!