Chapter 3
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It was Saturday and I decided that it was time for another prank. Detention on Thursday wasn't so bad. Snape had me brew some burn salve for the hospital wing, and seeing as how I haven't pranked in a day, hopefully I have lulled him into a false sense of security. Cue evil grin.
As I headed up to breakfast I decided that I'd really go to town. Up a head of me was Snape, so I whipped out my wand and silently casted a nonverbal week long hair dye spell just as he entered the great hall. 'puteulanus saeta inficio', I thought as I swished my wand in semi circle.
I hurried to my seat, by which time all eyes where on Snape new hairstyle. It was electric blue. Jitters turn into giggles, which turn into full belly aching laughter by the time Snape sat down at the head table.
He just glared and was totally oblivious until Minerva leaned over to tell him. By this time, most of us where rolling around on the floor laughing.
He whipped up a spoon and examined his new hair. He laid down his spoon and instead of storming off. He did something even more terrifying. He started to laugh.
Silence filled the hall except for Snape's laughter and the giggles from the rest of the staff. "What do you think, Black, Lupin? Do you think it suits me?" at this Sirius and Remus promptly fell out of their chairs.
"Well it's an improvement. I must say from your usual black." said Albus with a chuckle.
Snape just laughed and continued to eat. "Well that backfired." I said to Ginny.
"Are you mad? You didn't seriously dye his hair blue? How long does it last?" said Ginny in a rush.
"Pst Mione, Snape, Remus and Sirius are looking at you. I think Snape knows it's you and he's told the others. What are you going to do?", said Harry.
"Nothing, he has no proof. Besides he told me when I stayed back after class that he wouldn't take this lying down. So I'm assuming he's gonna retaliate. I told you I'm not afraid to have fun." I said while turning around to flash a flirty wink and kiss at Remus and Sirius who where still staring, causing them to fall off their chairs again, much to Severus' joy.
HANG ON….when the HELL did I start calling him that in my mind.
The boys told me I was mad. That I'd most likely end up dead. I wasn't paying attention to them as I was watching the head table. Remus and Sirius where watching me closely, while Snape just smirked at their scared looks that they kept shooting me.
Looks like I have fresh meat to prank and scar for life. Muhahahahahaa!
Oops. I think I said that out loud as everyone in the hall is looking at me. Time to go!
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