Chapter 5

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Turns out McGonagall doesn't appreciate the fine art of alien probing that Snape does in his private time.

I have detention for a week with Snape, starting tonight at 7pm and it includes the weekends from 9am till 6pm. What joy! God don't ya just love Mondays? Hello, I think I have another dastardly deed and seeing as how I have detention for the week; it can be a week long task to drive Snape crazy.

"What you looking at?" I demanded of a 2nd year who was staring at me. "Never seen a person laugh before?"

Oh no I made it cry and guess who saw the whole thing…

Yep, you got it in one. Snape. "Why Miss Granger, I do believe that, that will be 15 points from Gryffindor!"

"What? That is like totally not fair. Like I really call that so uncool man! Like ya know, like!"

Snape's blank stare told me he didn't know so as quick as a flash before he could open his mouth to saying anything else, I pounced. I pressed a kiss to his cheek and ran. All the while trying to prevent the gales of laughter from erupting.

Little did I know that as I ran passed him, he whipped out his wand and had changed the back of my robes to read 'I think Sirius is hot but Remus is Hotter' followed by a picture of Remus pulling his shirt off and winking.

Because of this and my oh so good friends not telling me, I wore said robes to dinner. It was halfway through before Ginny told me what was so funny.

I whipped off my robes and examined it. I would not let him get away with this.

"Mione, I never knew you where sweet on Remus." said Ron between fits of laughter.

"Oh you know me Ron. Can't help loving those sexy beasts." which brought about more laughter, as luck would have it. Remus had been standing behind me for the whole conversation.

"Erm, Hermione, can I speak with you for a minute outside?" said a nervous looking Remus.

"Sure." as I got up to follow.

"Hermione, what's this all about?" he asked.

"Well sir, it wasn't me who did this, but I'm sure you can guess who did in retaliation for lunch time." I said. "Don't worry I'm not that childish!" and flashed him an evil grin.

He just shook his head. "Let me know if you need any help in pranking Severus, Sirius and I would be happy to help." "Will do. See you later Remus!" I replied as I skipped off to detention with Snape.

I arrived just in time. Snape was smiling at me. "Well Miss Granger, if I knew you liked Remus so much I would have signed over these detentions to him". I just smiled and said nothing. 'Don't worry Snape', I thought to myself, 'you'll get what's coming to ya'.

"Cauldrons are over there and ingredients are in the store room. I need you to brew me some pepper up potion for Poppy." he said and with that, he swished and billowed to his desk.

I got to work and started the next prank. I decided that we needed some music, so I began to sing softly,

"This is the song that never ends...it just goes on and on my friends...someone started singing it not knowing what it was...and they'll continue singing it forever just because...", I began to sing louder.

"This is the song that never ends...it just goes on and on my friends...someone started singing it not knowing what it was...and they'll continue singing it forever just because" and sing louder still.

"This is the song that never ends...it just goes on and on my friends...someone started singing it not knowing what it was...and they'll continue singing it forever just because...this is the song that never ends...it just goes on and on my " "GRANGER, Quit it now!" yelled Snape.

"Ok, sorry sir. I didn't realize I was doing it sir. I was just caught up with making this awesome potion." I said trying to hide my smile. God, he's so easy to annoy.

I let him be for a while, while I added my last ingredient and set the potion to simmer for the next 15 minutes. I went to clean my tools at the sink and proceeded to sing a merry little song that I thought Severus would appreciate.

"I know a song that gets on everyone's nerves...everyone's nerves, everyone's nerves...Oh I know a song that gets on everyone's nerves and this is how it goes: I know a song that get's on everyone's nerve's, everyone's nerves, everyone's nerves and this is "

I had barely gotten into it when Snape's hand clamped over my mouth. "Now listen to me, my dear. I would really appreciate it if you could remain silent for the next 20 minutes." he said as he pressed me into the sink. His lips brushed my ear as he spoke causing me to shiver. He slowly drew himself away and went back to his desk.

I decided that I wouldn't push my luck any further and proceeded to bottle up the potion and clean my work area. After completing this I sat down and waited for Snape to dismiss me.

Five minutes later I was on my way and in considerable need of a cold shower. How in the hell am I falling for the Greasy git of the dungeons?

I decided it was exhaustion doing it and proceeded to get ready for bed, never bothering to look in the mirror after my shower. If I had of, I would have noticed that the git had turned my eyebrows green and silver.

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