Chapter 9

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The day was nearing an end. It was lunch time and I had decided that I wouldn't do anything until Saturday. (It's Friday people, incase I've confused anybody.) I want to make Snape sweat, you see.

So instead of pranking Snape, I thought I'd have a little fun with Sirius and Remus. Little did I know, Snape had revenge planned with my supposedly best friend, Draco. Of course I never did take into account that Draco was Snape's godson. Or that Draco would ever dare to betray me.

As it happens, he did. Severus and Draco joined forces against little old me.

I mean, look at me. I'm hardly a threat to anyone. I'm tiny and couldn't hurt a fly.

So anyway, the evil duo, unbeknownst to me, had placed a charm on all my books and quills transfiguring them into smut novels and vibrators. So, I unwittingly took out said books and quills for Transfiguration with Professor McGonagall.

I was never more humiliated in all my life. Minerva is my favorite teacher and I respect her and admire her. For this to happen was the worst kind of deceit imaginable.

After telling me off, she never once called on me or acknowledged me. It was the worst punishment imaginable. I was ashamed and never wanted to show my face again.

I skipped dinner because of it. Draco found me in the library and apologized for his part in the plan. When I found out that it was partly his fault, I lost it.

I ran out of the library and headed straight to Remus' and Sirius' Quarters.

It was time to get in the help of the professionals.

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"Right, so let me get this straight," said Sirius, "you want me and Remus to help you prank Snape?" "Yes." I said.

"By getting you 35 boxes of fruity flavored condoms?" finished Remus.

"Yes." I said again.

"Why? What are you going to do with 35 boxes of condoms?" asked Sirius.

"I'll tell you but you have to swear a wizard's oath to me that you will get them." I said, putting my serious face on.

Both wizards nodded, took the oath, and waited for an explanation.

"Here's the plan. During potions class I'm going to give two or three boxes out to two or three students. Knowing Snape he'll say something stupid like I hope you brought enough for everyone. When he does I'll of course say yes and proceed to give a box to everyone in the classroom, including him, saying I wouldn't want to make him feel left out. He'll yell and yada yada yada. Then when it all settles down, I'll get Ronald to ask loudly what they are and so begins the Sex Ed class instead of potions. It will drive him mad, as he will be the one who will have to explain. So what do you think?" I asked.

"Brilliant. Bloody brilliant!" said Remus and Sirius together. "We'll have them for you on Sunday, Hermione." said Remus and with that I headed to my final detention with Snape.

I knocked and entered. I headed to straight over to the table that had a cauldron already set up and ingredients beside it. I could tell from the ingredients that it was dreamless sleep potion that Madame Pomfrey needed, so I began without a word to Snape.

All through detention I could feel his eyes on me. Several times he tired to get me to converse with him, but I'd only nod or shake my head in answer.

When the potion was bottled and labeled and the work area clear, I waited to be dismissed.

I remained silent for a good 20 minutes before Snape gave up and dismissed me. I grinned to myself as I headed to my common room. Tomorrow is Saturday and I had a wonderful trick to play on both Draco and Snape.

They'll never try something like that again. Muhahahahahaa!