"Hello everyone, I'm Bukokelz," "And I'm fishermen Alex, and today we're looking at the two buko who between them represent the concept of unlocking one's potential. It's Magicock and Feeblad!"
"Magicock is the magical fish buko, a magic and water type with a body someone resembling a merman, but with the ability to turn his fish tail into legs to be on land when necessary. Because their bodies and physical attack, defense, speed, and potential is fairly low, they're thought of as only useful for their evolution, and even then risky to keep. The fact is though, Magicock can be extremely useful without evolving. Firstly because of the fact that each holds a pocket dimension roughly the size of a small bedroom, and because they can become extremely talented with magic if given time and training."
"The natural attacks of a Magicock are splash, cute look, tackle, and spellwork. By themselves they'll only know one or two water based spells, but can learn any number of spells with the right environment. Enhancements to children of a Magicock are water affinity and strong magical affinity."
"Those that do wish to evolve their Magicock do so by intense physical training and lots of patience. Their reward is a Garydose, the sea serpent buko. Unlike Magicock, which are frustrating because they can fail no matter how hard they try, a Garydose is frustrating because, well, they hate basically everything they see. People, buko, animals, plants, stationary objects. There's no such thing as a happy Gary-dose, only those that are calm enough to not attack."
"You might ask why anyone would want to evolve their buko if the result was something so angry and so upset by default. Well, the fact is that many tamers just don't care how their buko feels, just whether or not they're strong; and a Gary-dose is certainly powerful. Sending one out in battle is thought to be an almost assured victory, but the buko won't be happy about winning or being sent out or really ever be happy again."
"Gary-dose are actually bounty buko because of their rage. Reporting a feral Gary-dose yields $10, 000, a capture and taming is $100, 000, and a confirmed kill is $500, 000."
"The natural attacks of a Garydose are whirlpoool, tidal wave, chomp, dragon rage, hydro pump, hyper beam, twister, and dragon breath. No sex battle moves because in their combative form they're little more than massive serpents. Enhancments to children of a Garydose are water affinity, dragon affinity, scales, increased strength, and increased durability."
"Feeblad is the highly unattractive buko. Pure water type unlike Magicock, though incredibly similar to the other buko, save for the fact that Feeblad tend to be covered in grime, muck, and seem intent on remaining as ugly as they can get themselves. They're much harder to find than a Magicock, as they hide deep underwater in the mud, at the bottoms of ponds and lakes."
"They resist any attempt to clean or pretty them up, fighting back shockingly strongly against it foat first until they quickly run out of energy and simply give in, an incredible unsettling thing to see to say the least."
"Many are confused as to why Feeblads resist being turned attractive. You see, the moment a Feeblad sees themself as attractive, they immediately evolve, and there seems to be some sort of instinct programmed into the Feeblad breed to be terrified of their own evolution. Some aren't sure why, but others claim that upon evolution, they won't be turned into their new form, but replaced by it, destroyed in mind and body and turned into something that isn't themselves. It's thought to be just a crazy paranoia, but it's worth noting that when a Feeblad evolves, their personality is completely, one hundred percent changed, to the point that they even lose most of their memories and no trace of the Feeblad remains."
"The natural attacks of a Feeblad are tackle, flail, bubble, water gun, mud slap, and wall clench. Enhancements to children of a Feeblad are none. Children of Feeblads have very rarely shown any blood gifts or curses, and when they do its more likely to come from the mother's genetics than the Feeblad's."
"Now, if it's actually possible that a Feeblad that the tamer knew and loved is completely destroyed and replaced with a different buko, why would they want to evolve them? The short answer is that the evolution, Mr. Lotic, is considered one of the few buko that perfectly balances being sexy and powerful, making it more than worth the trade in most people's minds. He's known as the divinely attractive dragon-esque buko. They love showing off their power and looks, and can easily become vain if not kept in check. They're care free and up for nearly any kind of taming, but are likely confused by mentions of events from when they were a Feeblad, and their opinions now may directly contradict their former views."
""The natural attacks of a Mr. Lotic are water tower, hydro pump, hyper beam, water pulse, water kick, dragonbreath, pretty wink, aura barrier, dazzle, ensnaring kiss, cupid's bow, angel eyes, blow kiss, long tongue, probing tongue, phantom touch, wall clench, tidal thrust, water cock, and slick stroke; making them amazing at combat and sex battles. Enhancements to children of Mr. Lotics are increased agility, water affinity, dragon affinity, sexual aura, and enhanced endurance."
"And that's it, the Magicock and Feeblad lines. Be sure to let us know what you thought of these buko, let us know what kind of buko you want to see in the future, and be sure to check in for the next penetrating installment of the Bukodex!"