Chapter 10
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I had everything ready to go for Mondays prank. At three o'clock this morning Sirius and Remus delivered the package. Apparently they where so excited they couldn't wait. So immediately after I had left for detention last night, they went out and got this special delivery.
After breakfast I headed to the library to do some study, both boys and Ginny complaining that it was a Saturday and to nice outside. I ignored them and carried on. Four hours later, found me halfway through Airthmancy notes for the past 7 years. I was so absorbed in them, that I didn't see or hear him until it was too late.
A cough alerted me to his presence. I glanced up only to look down again and begin collect my stuff. I ignored him and continued gather all my notes and quills, trying to stuff them into my already overloaded bag.
"Please Miss Granger. May I have a moment of your time?" asked Snape. He looked pitiful. His eyes shone with regret and remorse. I nodded, dropping my bag on the chair behind me.
"I'm sorry. That prank was in bad taste. Minerva was so shocked that she complained about your behaviour at the staff meeting." he said.
"I accept your apology, but it will take a lot more than an apology to get Professor McGonagall's trust back." I said as I grabbed my bag and headed for the exit.
I dropped my bag off in the common room and headed up to dinner. Harry, Ron, Draco and Ginny were already there. As I piled food onto my plate, I had a sudden stroke of brilliance hit me.
I covertly kept my eyes on the staff table. When Remus, Sirius and Severus were all present I put my plan into action.
I leapt up screaming, "You pervert! Draco! How dare you try and put your hand in my pants. You piece of scum." "Hermione, I didn't. I swear!" cried a terrified Draco. Sirius, Remus and Severus came storming towards us.
"Twenty points from Slytherin." snarled an irate Snape.
"Mr. Malfoy, kindly tell me why your hand would be anywhere near Miss Granger's body?" said Remus in a deadly voice, while Sirius had his arm around me trying to comfort me. Poor bloke thought I was crying, but I was actually shaking from suppressed laughter.
Step one completed, i.e. get revenge on Draco, step two…get revenge on Snape.
I slowly positioned myself in the space between Snape and Remus, and gently threw my hysterically weeping self at Snape. I sobbed uncontrollable all over Snape's robes which incidentally covered the whispered spell to add some sparkle to the back of his robes.
I calmed myself and waited for the explosion. Five minutes later I was not disappointed. As Snape turned to head back to the staff table, he gave everyone, including Remus and Sirius, a brilliant view of his newly designed robes.
In green and purple glitter read, "BATMAN". Of course it was Remus' and Sirius' fault, as they set everyone else of laughing.
With my mission complete, I left. Snape having discovered what people were laughing at by threatening a third year with a months worth of detention, if he "Didn't let in on the joke".