Chapter 11

Disclaimer: I don't own it. And a shout out to my beta, who's the greatest if I do say so myself.

Due to yesterday's success at revenge, another idea on a prank was inspired. It was a variation of what was on the boys prank list. Today I was going to follow Snape around all day, while singing….wait for it….nananananananananananana, BATMAN!, nanananananananana BATMAN!

It will annoy him so much that he will reveal his bat wings and bat ears, thus proving my theory of Snape being a human Bat.

Any who, it was all going fine, until after dinner. But I digress. Let me start at the beginning.

At breakfast I started singing it as Snape swished and billowed past our table until he sat down at the staff table.

After breakfast I followed him to the library, all the while singing his favorite song.

I sang it all through the day as he billowed around, only stopping when he stopped walking, up until after dinner.

As I got up from the dinner table, Harry, Ron, Ginny, and Draco following, we headed after the bat like shape of Snape.

By the time we caught up we were on the fourth floor. It took me exactly 10 seconds to catch my breath before I could sing. By now I was walking right beside Snape, he glanced over at me, a weary look on his face.

So I thought I'd cheer him up, and so it began.

"Nanananananananananana….Batman….nananananananananana…..Batman…..nananananannanananana…..Batman….nanananananananana….Batm

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"MISS GRANGER!" screamed a seriously annoyed McGonagall.

Gulp! "Yes professor"? I said.

"Don't you 'yes professor me', Miss Granger. How dare you treat Professor Snape in this manner. What has come over you, girl? Fifty points from Gryffindor for such blatant disrespect to a staff member." Said McGonagall.

"And Severus, I'm surprised at you. Normally you would never tolerate such childish behaviour. I will not question you or stand against you in the punishment you decide for Miss Granger due to her horrid behaviour." and with that said, she left.

Snape turned to me. His face was drawn and tired looking. "I I ….Detention Miss Granger at 7 tomorrow night." he said and left.

Well that was strange. I turned upon hearing muffled laughter. Both Ron and Harry were on the floor laughing, while Ginny and Draco were supporting each other. Laughing so hard that they were holding their sides, while tears streamed down their faces.

The sight alone set me off and thus it was a good half hour later before we were composed enough to head back to our respected common rooms.