"Hello everyone, I'm Bukokelz," "And I'm fishermen Alex and today we're going out to sea to find the breed of most annoying sea dwelling buko known to tamer. It's Tentacock!"
"Tentacock is the jellyfish buko, a water and poison type buko. They're known to have light blue skin and mostly humanoid bodies, albeit with large red bulbs that resemble eyes on their backs along with four or five tentacles along their back. They travel in packs at sea, using their tentacles to ensnare people and buko for food or rape depending on what they're desiring for the most at the time. When tame, their tentacles are quite sensitive, making them useless in sex battles but a useful weak point during taming. They can last for about five hours on land before they need to be submerged again in water to stay healthy."
"The natural attacks of a Tentacock are poison sting, constrict, bubble, bubble beam, current thrust, slick stroke, wall clench, and tentacle bondage. The enhancements to children of a Tentacock are water affinity, poison resistance, and tentacles."
"A Tentacock has two possible evolutions. The natural evolution, brought about by training and taming for long enough, is Testicruel, the scavenger buko. This evolution increases almost double size. No longer small and frail, they are loners in nature with about two dozen tentacles that are less sensitive (unless given special attention during a taming) and thus much better for both combat and sex battles. They're quite aggressive, and enjoy wrestling with their tamer before sex to get them going. They prefer females, but don't mind males. They can last double the time on land without the needing water, but will still need it or they'll dry out."
"The natural attacks of a Testicruel are water gun, poison spray, acid, super sonic, water floor, tentacle lash, hard thrust, tentacle probe, water cock, and wave thrust. The enhancements to the children of a Testicruel are water affinity, poison affinity, increased strength, and tentacles."
"And if the Tentacock is given a water stone before evolving into a Testicruel, they'll instead evolve into a Testikraken, the kraken buko. The buko loses its poison sub typing, but its size, strength, and water powers are all boosted beyond even that of a Testicruel. They have between ten and fifteen tentacles and increase in size to fifteen feet. They are quite territorial, sinking ships that wonder into their territory."
"The natural attacks of a Testikraken are water spear, whirlpool, recover, lust sting, tentacle frenzy, tentacle dance, tentacle probe, water gun, hard thrust, water cock, wave thrust, tidal thrust, and water floor. Enhancements to children of a Testikraken are increased senses, increase strength, water affinity, increased speed, and tentacles."
"And that's it, the Tentacock line! Be sure to let us know what you thought of this buko line, tell us what kind of buko you'd like to see in the future, and check in for the next swashbuckling installment of the Bukodex!"