Chapter 15
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Now on with the pranking…
I was tired the next morning, but it was worth it. The morning flew by, and D.A.D.A. after breakfast was great. It was a practical, so both Remus and Sirius were there.
There were an odd number of students, so Remus and I partnered up. Remus lost because he wasn't quick enough to conjure a shield after his hex. He laughed it off saying he'd get me next time.
Before I knew it we were heading down to potions. "Hey Hermione, I dare you to do prank number 8 on the list." said Ron I took out the list and read number 8. It read as follows: go into storeroom in potion's class, wait exactly 15 minutes, then proclaim loudly that, "Hey, there's no toilet paper in here.", then walk out of storeroom like nothings happened.
I cringed, but wasn't going to back down. "Fine. What will you give me in return?" I said.
"Err…I'll be your slave for a week." He said, looking nervous.
"Okay, deal. You will do everything I say. Got it?" He nodded.
We entered the classroom and took our seats, as Severus called for silence.
"Due to the demonstration in the last potion's class. The headmaster as deemed it necessary for you to know how to brew both a male and female contraceptive potion. Today we will deal with the male version and tomorrow the female. Instructions are on the board. Begin!" with that said, Severus sat down at his desk and pulled a stack of what looked like essays towards him.
I set up my cauldron next to Draco and waited for the rest of my classmates to gather their ingredients.
When everyone was silently chopping, dicing or brewing, I headed towards the storeroom to get my ingredients.
I entered and waited the designated 15 minutes. I gathered my courage and yelled, "HEY, there's no toilet paper in here!" I shrugged and left, turning at the exit and said a cleaning spell before heading to my table with my ingredients.
Severus was horrified. He looked like he was gong to be sick. I turned my attention to my potion. The quiet giggles that filled the room were silenced, when the potion master billowed down to my desk.
"Miss Granger, I thought you might like these until your castle trained. After all we wouldn't want anymore accidents, now would we?" he said as he handed me a packet of nappies,(diapers).
I was furious. That evil git! He was supposed to be the embarrassed one not me. GURRRRRR!
"And Professor Hagrid said he'd help you with the training. You'll be out of these in no time." he said as he shook the nappies at me.
By now, the whole class where in hysterics. I just smiled and carried on with my potion. This means war, my dear Sevie poo, WAR!
Class finished and I hung back. "You do realize that you've just dug your grave, right?" I said as I leaned against his desk.
"Yes. I'm looking forward to seeing what you have in store. But I'll warn you now," he said as he stepped closer, leaning down, his lips a hairs brush away, "I will enjoy fighting back." and closed the distance.
It was a chaste kiss, but it set my body on fire. I smiled. "See you later Severus." "See you soon, Mia," he said, "very soon".