Author's Note: This will be a series of drabbles and short chapters based off characters from various soap opera and primetime fandoms. I don't own any of the fandoms or the characters. This was written for entertainment only!

*~The Bride's Twins ~ Natalie Buchanan and the twins (One Life to Live)~*

She was bubbling with excitement on her wedding day. As her mother, Victoria Lord Buchanan and her aunt, Nora Buchanan helped her get prepared for the ceremony, Natalie put lilac-scented powder on both of her beautacious breasts. Besides her gorgeous eyes and gleaming red hair, her twins were known as her greatest asset.

"Ohhhh I am soooo excited!" Natalie gushed. "Today I am getting married."

"We're so happy for you, honey!" Vicki said as she and Nora gave Natalie lots of loving hugs.

Natalie's dad, Clint arrived to walk her down the aisle. Natalie was bouncing up and down in excitement and so were her immense jumbos. "I can't wait to be Mrs. Brody Lovett!" she cried out as Clint took her arm.

After the music had started and her aunt and mother had been seated, Clint lead his daughter into the ceremony. That's when Natalie added, "ALSO Mrs. John McBain!"

Natalie was pregnant and she wasn't sure which one of her lovers was the father, so she decided to marry not only Brody... but also John. Brody had discovered that he and John were actually twins. John was his brother from another mother! "No wonder I love fucking BOTH of you!" Natalie had gushed when she had heard the news.

Natalie walked down the aisle on her father's arm. She was glowing with pregnancy as both of the grooms waited for her at the altar. "You look absolutely beautiful, Natalie," John said in a sexy voice as he stood on her left side, next to her left jumbo.

Brody too grinned when Natalie reached the altar and stood between him and John. He cuddled up to her right jumbo as the minister began to speak. "Do you men take this woman and her massive jumbos as your lawfully wedded bride?" asked Reverend Carpenter.

"Yes, we both do," John stated as Brody slipped the ring on Natalie's finger.

After the ceremony ended, John and Brody took turns kissing Natalie. Brody caressed her growing baby bump as John pressed his face in between her bountiful bosoms. After many kisses and caresses, it was time for their kinky honeymoon.

Vicki and Clint said goodbye to their baby girl. "We love you, Natalie ~ my darling," Vicki said.

"Take care of my daughter and her jumbos," Clint said to Natalie's new husbands.

"In sickness and in health," Brody promised.

After leaving the church, Brody and John took Natalie to the Palace Hotel to make love to her all night long. "I get the left jumbo!" John cried out as he jumped into the bed with his bride.

"That's alright. I'm kind of partial to the right one," Brody said with a smirk as he began unlacing the bodice of his wife's wedding gown.

Soon, her immense jumbos spilled out. "Ohhh myyyy God!" John said as he buried his face in them. They smelled like fragrant flowers!

"I love you and your jumbos," he said. "The Twins!"

"I love you both, too... so much!" she said with a smile, pulling John and Brody into her arms.

All night long, they fucked and sucked. In the morning, Natalie woke up in between her new husbands. "I am in labor!" she cried out. "Take me to the hospital."

The three hurried to get dressed. Natalie didn't even bother lacing up her fancy wedding gown. They had to hurry because her water had broke and her contractions were already three minutes apart.

"I can't hold the baby in any longer!" she screamed.

"Brody, stick your hand down there and try to hold it in!" John commanded as he lifted Natalie into his arms and carried her toward the nearest elevator.

"No problem," Brody quipped. "My hand has been 'down there' most of the night!"

John chuckled. "All of our parts have been down there... as well as everywhere else."

He was winking at his brother from another mother as they got their pregnant bride into the elevator.

"Ohhh God! It's coming!" Natalie hollered.

"Who's coming?!" John asked.

"The- the-the baby!" Natalie said in pain.

While Brody's hand was 'down there', he felt something the size of a small watermelon about to emerge. "Hurry!" he said to John who was pushing buttons in the elevator. "I don't think this kid's gonna wait!"

Suddenly, a squalling baby was delivered into Brody's hands. It was crying at the top of it's lungs the minute the elevator opened at the lower level of the hotel. "I just had a baby!" Natalie said in awe.

A lot of people were looking as John lay Natalie down on a fancy settee in the hotel's lobby. "Holy shit! Another kid is coming out!" he exclaimed as Natalie began pushing again.

He was watching as a second newborn emerged. "Twins!" he said as he reached out for the child who had just been born.

"We have twins," Natalie said happily as she saw both of her husbands holding an infant.

"A boy and a girl," Brody said as he inspected the babies more closely.

"I am naming the boy Brody John," Natalie said as she looked at the little boy John was holding.

Then she gazed lovingly at her daughter who was in Brody's arms. "And our daughter's name will be Nora Victoria... after my aunt and my mother."

"I love the names. But why not John Brody?" John asked as he pouted.

"Because Brody John sounds better," Brody spoke up.

"I can't believe it! I just had twins. I am a twin... I married twins... and I just had twins," Natalie stated.

"I am in love with YOUR twins," John said as he lay his dark head upon her immense jumbos.

"Will somebody please call the hospital?!" Brody cried out.

The babies were fussing. Somehow he had ended up holding both of their offspring. The twins wanted to nurse, but John was hogging up their means of nourishment.

"Hey, can we get a bottle over here?" he asked a passerby who was gawking. "Aaaa... can you make that TWO bottles?!"

The End