Author's Note: This will be a series of drabbles and short chapters based off characters from various soap opera and primetime fandoms. I don't own any of the fandoms or the characters. This was written for entertainment only!

*~Desperately Seeking Semen ~ Remington Steele and Laura Holt (Remington Steele)~*

Laura Holt was desperately seeking a large specimen of semen! Her desire for jism escalated with her mother's numerous phone calls regarding Laura's sister Frances and her various pregnancies and the subsequent births of her beautiful and absolutely amazing children. So far Frances and her husband Donald were the proud parents of the following children - Donald Jr AKA D.J., Danny, Denise, Dennis, David, Darlene, and Little Freddie. However, Frances happened to be two years older than Laura and close to losing her precious fertility. Laura's mother wanted several more grandchildren, so she was pressuring Laura to "get busy." The problem was Laura wasn't dating anyone and the only man she had a romantic inclination toward was her "boss" Mr. Remington Steele... or whatever his real name was (it might be Dougie or Zenos or Harry); Laura wasn't quite sure. All she knew was that her fertility clock was a ticking, sweltering time-bomb- and she had to get pregnant - and RIGHT AWAY!

One hot day in Los Angeles, Laura arrived at the Happy Swimmers Fertility Clinic. It was known for having high quality semen for any sort of insemination. Laura took a seat in the waiting room, eager to spread her legs wide for the upCUMing procedure.

As Laura was flipping through a magazine called Breastfeeding and the Newly Inseminated Mother, a nurse called out her name. "Hey, Miss Holt, it's time for you to get your injection!" the nurse exclaimed.

"Ohhh, I have been waiting so long for this," Laura said as she stood up. She was feeling just a bit nervous. It wasn't often that she spread her legs, not for any reason! The past three years of working alongside the sexy Mr. Remington Steele, the two had flirted, kissed and intimately caressed, but she had never managed to get him into bed... not even after their MANY tries. Somehow, someway, they'd always been interrupted, usually by a case or one of Laura's mother's many phone calls.

As she was walking down the corridor, following the scatterbrained nurse, Laura was thinking of her luscious employer. She had created him. As a female detective, she wasn't getting many cases, so she had made up the infamous Mr. Remington Steele, a masculine hunk of a man. Then one day he just showed up at the office, ready and willing to assume the role. It had to have been fate.

*Ohhh why - ohhh why is my mind on Mr. Steele, when I am about to get injected with some unknown man's sperm?!* Laura fretted.

She bit her lower lip as the nurse lead her toward a room where she was to have the procedure. "Just go into the room, take off all of your clothes and spread your legs wide upon the exam table," the nurse instructed.

"Sure, no problem," Laura said with a gulp. It sounded so sterile... and completely without feeling. Laura began to wonder - was she at the right place... and at the right time?!

As she walked into the semi-dark exam room, Laura got the shock of her life. The nurse must have lead her to the wrong room! A man was seated facing the window AND he was trying without success to bring his thick, impressive manhood to life. No matter how hard he stroked, the poor guy couldn't seem to get an erection!

"Ohhh my gosh!" Laura gasped, feeling quite sorry for the unfortunate guy. After all, from the back, he seemed like quite a stud, with thick dark hair, an impressive, muscular body, and such lean, toned skin. As she watched, she couldn't keep her eyes of his...

*Wait a minute!* she was thinking. *No wonder he looks so good...That's- that's...*

At that moment, the man turned around. "Mr. Steele!" Laura cried out. "What are YOU doing here?"

"Would you believe me if I said I am on a case?" Remington asked, trying to look nonchalant, even though he had his king-sized, semi-erect love tool in his grip. "What in the WORLD are you doing here?"

"I came for a... a..." Laura didn't know what to say. Her eyes were on Remington's cock and it was starting to grow to the greatest of proportions.

"For a ... what?" he asked.

"An injection," she admitted, almost in a hiss. "I am desperately seeking semen. I need it... I need it ... so bad."

"Why?" he asked. "Why didn't you tell me... about - about this matter?"

"Well, Frances keeps getting pregnant all the time... and mother keeps calling," Laura said quietly as all she could do was watch in fascination as Remington continued to stroke his meat. "I... I wanted to have a baby, too."

"Really?" he asked in surprise.

"Yes, really. My biological clock is ticking so fast. If I don't get pregnant now, I might never get the chance."

"What a shame, Laura... if you don't get pregnant. You see, I wanted to leave a little piece of myself in this world, a part of me for generations to come, incase I never marry or have any children..."

"Ohhh that's so sweet of you," she said as she watched a drop of pearly-white cum arise and come to rest at the tip of his erection.

"But I seem to be having a problem. The kinky movies didn't help... nor did the naughty magazines. I just can't get hard!" he cried out.

"You seem to be hard now, Mr. Steele," Laura pointed out.

Remington looked down at his thick cock in which he had been absently stroking while talking to Laura. Sure enough it was as hard as steel.

"Why Mr Steele," said Laura with a smirk. "I do believe you have an erection."

"Correct as usual, Miss Holt," he returned.

"The nurse told me to come into this room, lie down on the exam table and after I got myself undressed, I was to wait for my injection," she said as she approached Remington. She began to boldly caress his muscular chest, feeling his muscles ripple with every stroke across his rigid flesh.

"You better obey the nurse, Laura," Remington said. "We wouldn't want you to miss your - your hot beef injection."

Laura grinned as she started to remove her clothing, piece by piece. Remington's eyes were on her perky breasts, her lovely ass as well, plus all of her other sexy attributes. As she lay down on the exam table, parting her legs ever-so-wide, he went to stand at the end of the table, gazing down at her in wonder.

"I never pictured it would happen this way, Laura," he said while the tip of his erection was seeking out her warm, wet hole.

"Yes, I imagined it would be more romantic... like in the back of your limo or something," she said as she moved her hips closer to the edge of the table- toward the object of her desire which was his throbbing love-pole.

"Or in front of the office... in view of the fountain..."

"I want a fountain of your sperm inside of me!" she spoke with excitement.

"Hey, look at this way, it might not be as we planned it, but at least we aren't getting interrupted. Not yet anyway."

"Then quit talking and give me your semen!" she exclaimed.

Remington was quick to comply. In an instant, he had slid his thickness deep into her feminine channel, filling her up completely with his hard weapon. He began to fuck her with it furiously. She screamed as they were both cumming... and cumming... and cumming.

They came so much that they were both soaked in each other's love juices. Laura loved every moment of it as the now satisfied Remington Steele pulled free from her body.

That's when the nurse entered the room, carrying a small specimen cup overflowing with fresh sperm. "What just happened in here?" she asked in a state of shock, her eyes wide as she saw two naked people, obviously in a state of sexual bliss.

"I already had my injection," Laura told the nurse. "Save that for another needy woman."

The nurse just shook her head; dazed, and walked out of the room. Remington and Laura laughed, then he kissed her tenderly on the lips.

"Ahhhh, Laura. You should have told me you were wanting my sample. I've been saving it a long time, hoping I could give it to you."

She smiled at him as he took her hands in his. He helped her sit up on the table.

"You know what this means, don't you?"
she asked.

He raised one eyebrow, because she knew she was going to tell him. "If I am pregnant, Mother will expect us to get married."

"But I don't even know my real name!" he cried out.

"I know, but I love you anyway."

Love - a word that had never been used in their relationship, but there it was... lying out on the table for all to see, much like his cock had been a few minutes earlier.

"Laura," he said, his voice becoming tender as he looked at her in adoration. "I want to give you what you need... what you deserve."

"I think you just did," she said as she returned his amorous gaze. She reached up to softly kiss him.

"What will we tell Mildred?" he asked as he hunted for their strewn clothing.

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it," she said. "Right now, I am just going to tell her I got inseminated at the fertility clinic... all of which is true. We'll let her solve that particular little mystery."

He chuckled. "I love how your mind works," he said with a sexy smirk.

Soon they were both dressed and ready to leave the clinic. "Where will we go... and what will we do?" he asked.

"Can we go back to your place?" she suggested. "I was hoping we could do each other."

He loved the sound of that. "I will turn off the phone and I promise to lock the door."

Laura was ecstatic. "Excellent plan, Mr. Steele."