Chapter 21

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Monday dawned bright and early. The bright, white light of glistening snow hit my eye balls and burning pain bloomed in my head.

Who the hell thought it would be a brilliant idea to stick windows in the dungeons? What moron thought that up? I'd like it meet them and burn their eye sockets out.

Tonight was the Yule Ball. The students were informed last night that all classes would finish early, meaning that all the boys, Ginny and I, had was double Potions.

Oh, what fun! He's going to kill me for sure. Jesus! Like I may have accidentally told Minerva a teeny, weenie, little white lie about Severus being the mastermind behind her and Filch's love fest. Heehee! It's not like I told her that Snape wanted her babies or anything. People can be sooooo dramatic.

Like, take for instants our lovely Potions professor. He enters a room by banging the door open and billowing up to were he wants to either stand or sit. This, my friends, is a dramatic entrance. But people, he goes over the top when he proceeds to intimidate the living shit out of people.

Like I said, WAY over the top!

Any who, while were all heading down to Potions, I'm scared out of my mind and the others are laughing about it. It is not funny. I'll be dead in a few minutes and their laughing at my demise. Some friends!

Maybe I shouldn't have told Minerva that itty, bitty, lie. Oh, god! Time to face the music.

We all walk in and take our seats. Severus is already sitting up at his desk. His eye's never leaving me. Not a word is said. All he does is flick his wrist towards the board and the required potion to brew appears.

While adding the mint to my sober up solution, I glance towards Severus desk, only he wasn't there. He was stood next to Neville. I quickly looked back to my potion so as to not draw unwanted attention to myself.

I might be a Gryffindor but I know all about self preservation. I wonder, has Minerva caught up with him yet? He appears to be intact. All limbs accounted for at least. Or what I can see of them.

What the hell is that awful smell? Why are my robes wet?

Oh god, he didn't. Did he?

"NEVILLE!" I screamed, as my robes began to disintegrate.

"I'm sorry Hermione. I don't know what went wrong." he said as he desperately tried to shield me from the other student's eyes. All that covered me was my green lacy boy shorts and matching green lacy bra.

"Out everyone." screamed Severus, as he swept around the table and wrapped me in his robes. The laughter rung throughout the dungeon classroom as Severus bundled me into his office, slamming the door behind him.

To make matters worse, the potion was starting to eat away my underwear underneath Severus' robe.

I was mortified, but seeing as how Severus wanted his robe back, I'd have to tell him.

I turned round to tell when the most ludicrous sight met my eyes. Severus was doubled over against the door laughing hysterically. Tears were running down his cheeks, he was laughing so hard.

"Hahahaaaa…you should see your face…ahahhaaaa!" laughed Snape.

"That will teach you not to tattle…ahahhaaaa!".

"You mean to tell me that this was all you're doing?" I said in a deadly voice.

He nodded and smiled, thinking it was amusing.

I snapped. "YOU BASTARD! You humiliated me!" I screamed. "Dobby!" I yelled.

Crack!

"Yes miss, how can Dobby's be of services, miss?" asked Dobby.

"Can you bring me some jeans and a t shirt Dobby?" I asked and with a crack Dobby was gone and back again with said items of clothing.

"Here's you are miss." said Dobby as he popped away.

I stripped off Snape's robe, turned my back to him and shimmed into my jeans. Silence descended immediately, as I gave Snape a perfect naked rear view.

I pulled on the t shirt, thrust the robe at Snape and stormed out of his office and classroom, leaving a stunned and very horny Potions master behind me.

Just wait until this evening. He'll pay for that. Poor Neville wasn't even in the wrong, and I yelled at him. As I stormed my way up to Gryffindor Tower, I stopped by some firsties and told them a little secret concerning our dear greasy bat of the dungeons. I told them that they really should ask him what his plan is for humanity as; after all he is the voice of Merlin. And as we all know Merlin's word is law.

First years sufficiently scared, I carried on and headed up to meet Ginny to get ready for the Christmas Ball. Not realizing that Minerva had indeed extracted her revenge and that all would be revealed come midnight.

Sorry for the wait everybody. my life has got so busy. uni starting soon and family traumas and holidays got in the way of this. please feel free to send flamers of shame upon my tardy updating schedule.