Well, another episode done. Finally. And some much needed comedic relief. And I just realised that ToF reached another milestone. Wow, doesn't time fly when you're goofing off? Anyway, read more of the Tales/Anomaly crossover and enjoy.

This reminds me. I know it is thanksgiving and that you are all lazy bastards but can I at least get a review from someone that I don't work with?

Episode 150: Dysfunctional Family

Mewtwo just kept staring at me and I could feel a chill run down my spine. The stare was that intense. Plus he was reading my mind. Want to know how I figured that out?

"You really do not know how you got here." (Clever, ain't I?)

"I think we have safely established that we are just as puzzled as you are," Fervo replied.

"I shall teleport you back to from whence you came."

---

There was a flash of light and I covered my eyes, it kinda hurt them. When the light faded, we were still in the same clearing. Mewtwo actually had a proper confused expression on his face now. I couldn't help myself, I broke down laughing.

"What is so funny?" Mewtwo asked, with a slight hint of annoyance.

"The look on your face is kinda funny," Fervo replied for me, seeing as I was too busy trying to breathe between laughs. He even managed to keep a strait face.

"Teleport is not working on you. I am not sure why."

"So we are stuck here?"

"With his mighty moodiness?" I blurted out, getting a death glare from the clone. It didn't stop me, "And there are two of them? Could this get any worse?"

"You managed to injure her. Maybe that will stop her slacking off her training."

"It's a her? What the hell have you been up too?" Fervo gasped, beating me to it. Bastard.

---

Our conversation was cut short, just as Mewtwo looked close to ripping Fervo apart after glaring at him for what seemed like ages, as another energy ball shot out of the tree line and bowled the Treecko over.

"Normally, I would reprimand her for that. This time, I believe that I shall make an exception," Mewtwo chuckled as I hauled Fervo to his feet.

"Now I know why you hate psychics," the dazed Treecko muttered in my ear before going limp and slightly unconscious.

"Out on the first attack. Maybe she is improving after all."

"Who the hell is she?" I asked, wanting answers. I hoped that Mewtwo hadn't gotten Mew's cryptic manner of explaining stuff.

"The second clone."

Okay, that was slightly too strait an answer.

"Seeing as you will be here untill I figure out a way to return you to the mainland, then I might as well introduce you."

"I think we already did that. The whole ambush and whatnot."

---

I swore as I had to hurl Fervo away from me to stop him getting a second energy ball to the chest.

"Would you please stop that psycho bitch from shooting at us?" I yelled.

"When you refrain from using all the profanity."

"Just do it before she hurls a third."

"Fine. Pick up the Treecko and follow me."

---

I slung Fervo over my shoulder and instantly decided on two things. That he needed to lose some weight and that I was still hungry. I followed behind Mewtwo, who was silent for once as he led me through the trees. We showed up in a small clearing where the other clone was sitting down. She seemed to be having some sort of mental conversation with Mewtwo as the two's eyes seemed to flash as they locked. Then she spotted me.

"Hey, what gives? I thought you were going to make them go away!" I heard her mentally say, loudly as she stared at me. I dumped Fervo on the floor and stared right back, noticing a scorched tail tip.

"Sorry, but you can't get of us that easily. It even stumped doom and gloom here," I told her, nodded my head towards Mewtwo, "you know, if you had just told us where we were then I wouldn't have had to burn you."

"Who are you, anyway?"

"Flame and our unconscious friend here is Fervo. I didn't know Mewtwo had a roommate, although that would explain who Mew meant by 'other case'"

---

The clones eyes widened as she realised who I was referring too.

"Oh geez! You're the orange hothead that she told me about, aren't you?"

"Well, let me see. I am orange, again, and I am known for being a little headstrong. Yep, that would be me," I laughed, untill I stopped dead as I realised something that she had said, "she? Mew was a he."

"Mew can change genders," Mewtwo helpfully pointed out.

"Really? Does that mean that you-"

"No."

"I had the same thought. Shame isn't it?" the female clone said, "It would be funny."

---

Then the two clones must have started having another mental conversation, because all went silent and they just stared at each other again. I got bored and decided to scratch an itch that ran along my scar. After a few seconds, I noticed that both clones were staring at it.

"What?" I said, loudly.

"Where did you get that?"

"Arbok tooth. Any deeper and I'd be dead," I replied, leaving out as much detail as I could. I didn't want to go into it, "anyway. You still haven't told me your name, miss 'stubborn and stupid." Her eyes narrowed so I quickly backtracked, "Mew said that. I'm just landing him... her... it in it." Mew really had too. Crescent had told me about her other case while recovering, and dodging death stares from Pika.

The clone just stared at me for a few seconds before replying, "She called me stupid?" I nodded, "Ooh, I knew I should have tied a knot in her tail when I had the chance! I get so sick of being treated like a kid all the time!"

"Then maybe you should stop acting like one," Mewtwo interrupted, and took the brunt of the female clone's angry glare. They must have said something else but I wasn't really paying attention as the itch had come back. I quickly scratched it away; my scar was starting to get a little sore by then, and watched as the clone stood before turning back to me and the semi-conscious Fervo.

---

"I... I'm sorry I attacked you. I just wanted to drive you off of the island. I reacted poorly..."

Now that was a shock, I hadn't expected an apology from her. Especially because of my experiences with Mew and Mewtwo. But I hid it well and managed to smile, not showing too many teeth.

"No worries, I'm used to being attacked without warning. Why else do you think I managed to react so fast? And you still haven't told me your name. I need to know who I am going to be stuck with for a while."

"Bloop," the dazed Treecko interrupted as he rolled over, and cracked his head on a rock. I laughed; there was nothing else I could do.

---

Even the clone laughed, while Mewtwo just looked moody like he always did. Eventually we composed ourselves enough to speak again.

"They call me Evetwo, or just Eve for short. I like that better anyway," I finally got the reply I wanted. Knowing names made things a lot easier.

"Well, Eve," I started, finally changing the subject to what I wanted; "can I go get something to eat without you trying to blow my head off now?"

"My head hurts," Fervo muttered as he pulled himself up, the second head injury had fixed the first and he was fine again.

"Well about bloody time, now you can get some food down you so your stomach will shut the hell up."

"I have some chocolate bars hidden away. I can share, if you want."