"Hello everyone, I'm Bukokelz," "And I'm giant hunter Alex, and today we're looking at two of the biggest non-legendaries in the land. It's Snorlad and Gigantese!"
"Snorlad is the obscenely lazy buko, a title it gets for its habit of being awake only once a week, and using the four hours it's awake for feeding and taming. They are massive buko, the smallest standing at eight feet tall and over a thousand pounds, the largest being thirteen feet and a solid two thousands pounds. Their size and incredible strength in spite of their bulky, fat form makes them extremely powerful fighters...when they actually fight. A skilled tamer can of course train their Snorlad to be up and ready at any time, but most are not up to such a task."
"The natural attacks of a Snorlad are tackle, body slam, take down, rest, snore, stomp, wrestle, seismic toss, trample, hard thrust, heavy thrust, meteor thrust, and belly drum. The enhancements to children of a Snorlad are increased strength and durability, increased mass, and powerful digestive system."
"Next up is the Gigantese, the really effing bug buko. This buko is, on average, thirty five feet tall and never any smaller than thirty feet tall. Their extremely muscled, but overall look humanoid. They're known to live in the mountains in caves, isolated from others and happily so, as when they do see other buko or humans they either eat them or use their shrink power to temporarily shrink down to twelve feet tall (which they can only maintain for about thirty minutes) to rape them; possibly to death. The bounty on Gigantese is $500,000 for a confirmed sighting and $100,000,000 for a confirmed kill. No one has ever actually successfully caught and tamed a Gigantese, but the bounty for such a feat would likely be upwards of $250,000,000."
"The natural attacks of a Gigantese are punch, kick, pummel, and club smash (no Gigantese has ever been seen without a simple weapon, such as a club, large boulder, or even a large crude hammer for the more advanced of the breed). Only one child of a Gigantese has ever been confirmed, and her enhancements were increased durability, strength, endurance, and size (she was fifteen feet high at the end of her life)."
"And that's it, Gigantese and Snorlad! Be sure to let us know what you thought of these buko, what kind of buko you'd like to see in the future, and to check in for the next ghostly installment of the Bukodex!"