Guess who's back MOFO hahahahahahhahahahahhahahhaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa New chapter up in 1-2 days gotta go to work 1st and then WHAM! it's gonna be there like WHAM!

A/N: Just to respond to some of the reviews this time

MysticSipder: Oh my god Lad I..I completely forgot to add the fishing skill guaaaaaaahhhhhhhddd, I'll find a way to interpret it later, god this makes me feel like such a nooob. And you son of a bitch let me remind you I was completely under the influence at the time of writing that chapter soooooooo yeah XD Luv u

blazenite104: I'm not going to really have him question it, and this is mainly because gamers mind has helped him coupe with everything that's going on. The main part is that he's not gonna be like ("Normally I've would have been scared shitless of stuff like this. But I owe it to gamers mind on keeping me calm") I'm trying, to keep this as Issei as possible, through out that Anime Issei rarely questioned shit he just YOLOED his way to boobs, devils, nuns, Dragons, and a 20-something looking Valkyrie.

Belamy20: I'm sorry for the delay, I have Xfinity internet and they kind of went to shit this week, I just got back on in the last 24 hours, I did not realize that I hadn't put up this chapter yet

Oh and last but not least I was thinking to myself...and mind me that this is a very hard conclusion. But I need an OC to go in to Rias's peerage for Issei's replacement, I could always make one but that would be boring for me at least...ssoooooo I was thinking 'hey how about one of the viewers toss in an OC' I personally think it'll be a cool edition all I need is Character BIO. And can't be too OP and can have sacred gear, accepting only male OC's

TO TOP IT OFF In the upcoming chapters I'm adding the Abyssal store, or you can just call it the black market for the super natural and the one to introduce him to it could be 'Shocking' or not.

100FOLOWERS!

HEY FLAMERS! Thanks for the flame! I will just use it to cook up some smores and marshmallows! And to the haters! MY HATER SHIELD 4.0 IS UP 100℅!

Chapy:5 Training Montage

"Talking" "Issei or others"

'Thinking' 'We all need the thinking chair every once and a while'

"Draig"

'Issei Talking with Draig'

"DRAG TALKING OUTSIDE"

Ability

"Chants or titles"

~Issei Pov~

Ahhhh I haven't felt this rested for awhile, I look down to see a blue mop of hair covering my sight, and I hear slight breathing. Shaking off drowsiness I start to sniff around and am caught in the sweet aroma of breakfast. As I start to try and find a way to get Kala off of me I hear a slight giggle to my left and I see my mom leaning against a wall snickering at me.

She gives a slight laugh and whispers "Don't worry Issei, I'm sure she'll be up in the next few minutes hmmm" she starts to twirl the spatula as she walks back out to the kitchen.

After 10 or so minutes I start to feel a slight shuffle under me and I look up to see Kala sitting on my stomach "uh...hi" I manage to get out before the sleepy woman trudges her way towards the kitchen. I follow her out to the kitchen and we both sit around the dining room table and mom passes plates full of...of..Bacon and Eggs!

"Good morning you two!" mom cheers out as we say thanks for the food she gave us and Kala looks between my mom and the plate and stammers out "Ughh..miss-" before she can finish mom interrupts her while saying "It's Renma hun...but I don't know how long it'll only be Renma ufufufufufu." she finishes with her hand covering her face and smiling fondly at the blunette.

Kalawarner looks to me asking me for help, I take a quick glance at mom and say "Hey mom, Azazel is gonna be coming over today were probably going to be going out for a bit but can you make dinner for an extra as I give Kala a quick wink." Mom gets a shimmer in her eyes until I hear "Of course Ise, no problem." I quickly finish up breakfast and go outside and start doing push ups until Azazel makes it over.

1...2...3...4

~2 Hours Later 1:00pm ~

...197...198...199...200..I manage to let out as I slump to floor in all of my glory, I look up to see Azazel walking out of the back door and making his way over to me. "Hey, kid you look like shit." the old bastard manages to get out as I sit up and wipe the sweat from my brow "Yeah duh smart ass, I've never been one to work out but Draig gave me a serious boost to my strength I guess."

FIGHT!

He then gets a really bad shit eating grin "Alright kid, you wanted to train today up an at em lets go." he finishes as he erects a barrier around the building and extends a hand and motions me to fight him.

Issei summons the gauntlet to his arm and charges at him as he then draws an arm back to punch but then gives an unexpected Boost and smash the armored hand into his hands, Azzel then grabs a hold of Issei's arm as he then says "Good job boosting your power before going for the punch, but how about this." at this Issei finds himself getting slammed onto the ground.

Quickly getting back to his feet Issei lets out another Boost from his gauntlet as he rushes back at the Fallen Angel, only to get close lined and pinned to the ground. "Alright, kid no more getting physical today, now it's on to magic." he says as he does Jazz hands.(I made this fight scene short purposely, this is because Azazel is currently Leagues above Issei's strength soo it would be wrong for him to start out instantly OP.)

After A Very Not So Brief Introduction To Magic

After our really really really long Introduction to magic I have now noticed that about 3 hours have passed since then since its 4:15 as we are finishing up my mom calls from inside the house "Boys, Lunch is ready!" Azazel quickly hops up and we walk inside to see that mom made which is a bunch of sandwiches on the table.

Due to training with a being from the (Three Sided War) you gained Extra XP in regards to statistics

Strength +6

Vitality +2

Dexterity +7

Pain Tolerance +1

Martial Arts +1
Martial Arts +1

XP 2X - for the next 36hrs you experience is doubled due to learning a vast amount of information at a set time

Level Up!
Level Up!

New! Requirements for a skill have also been unlocked

Mana Manipulation - Control the Mana in your body allows use of slight magic
Magic Circle Create - Allows one to create their own Magic circle...Cool right?
Fire Magic - Make the Flames of the world work for you.
Water Magic - Splash evildoers with your water guns.
Earth Magic - Better than throwing rocks right?
Wind Magic - Control the air as if it is an extension of ones self.
Martial Arts - You can practice and hone your Martial Arts Prowess

I look out to the living room and see that the loveseat doesn't have anyone on it so I quickly grab a sandwich and plop down on it. Mom is walking out to the living room too with Azazel quickly behind and they both sit down on the couch and start talking, I quickly see Kala walk out to the living room and motion for her to sit next to me.

As she sits down next to me on the loveseat I quickly see the other two might I add 'GROWN' people snicker at us until they both go back to talking. I then try to spark a conversation up with Kala "Hey, Kala yesterday was uhh pretty fun we should definitely do it again sometime...well...without the ughhh you know."

"Yeah it was, pretty fun.." She lets out as there is an eerie silence ringing through the room. As the silence rages on Azazel decides to break it "Yo kid me and your mom are gonna head out, want anything?" He then lets out a small laugh.

"I'd love it if you can grab me a bottle of Pepsi and some munchies." he gives a quick nod as my mom scurries back up the stairs to change. After a few minutes she heads down and in sync give each other a wink and walk out the door.

I start to slide over to the couch and lay down, flicking through some channels until I find something worthwhile. After finding bullshit shows and a few Oxiclean commercials. I let out an exaggerated sigh and start to play Pokemon Go and transfer the Pokemon I forgot to transfer earlier. 'I have no I idea why I play this.'

After a few minutes of playing I feel a hand start to shake my shoulder and look up to see a Kalawarner looking directly at me "Hey Kala, what's up?" after a few seconds of her debating I hear "Ummmm...that thing I did yesterday..can I do it again?" she says with a nervousish look as she stares at me intently. "Eaaahh sure...ughh...yeah" I manage to squeeze out as the blunette lays down on top of me and closes her eyes. And we both pass out

The Next Day

1st person Issei

Gaaaaaaahhhhhwwwd help me, Monday mornings are the worst. Right now I am currently sprinting to school because I managed to wake up at 8:00 and school starts in a half an hour and the quest I got this time is sending me really bad vibes. I quickly strap on my shoes and sprint down the street.

Quest Alert!: Get to school on time

Description: You have woken up late today and have less than thirty minutes to get to your school.
or else face the wrath of the Student Council President Souna Shitori.

Rewards: 500xp, Increase Reputation with School Faculty.

Failure: Have a very thorough conversation with the student council president.

(Y/N)?

After a little bit of sprinting I make it to the gates and finish the quest. I hop through the front door, Then as soon as the bell starts to ring I slide open the door and scream "I'm not late!" I then make my way to my seat and melt into it and sigh. "Aghhh that was close." After a little while I start to go to lunch and then try to skip gym class and go find the others, But today it doesn't seem like fate has that in store for me today.

Because as I try to get a can of soda from the machine I see our schools mascot trying to get a candy bar out of the machine, shaking the machine side to side trying to get the candy bar loose I walk up by her side and wave. And then say "Here Toujou-san." I say banging in certain sides of the machine. "You gotta know the guy on the inside." I finish off with a wink.

I then take out some coins in my pocket and go grab a coke, As I'm heading to the roof to go throw rocks at Matsuma and Motohama after a few minutes of waiting I see the two walk out of the bushes towards the Kendo club room. I give a slight snicker and launch a rock in their direction. After a second or two I hear a yelp of pain.

Deciding that the coast is clear I pick up another rock to throw, suddenly the door is pushed open and Toujou Koneko, walks out I give her a small wave and then point down to the other two of the perverted trio and launch another rock. Not hearing a shout again laugh "Guess I missed, Toujou-san want a try?" The small girl then gives a slight nod and picks up a small rock and whips it at their direction.

But instead of hearing a shout of pain this time I hear a small bang and then a bunch of screams I look down to see my friends getting chased by the Kendo girls while wielding bokken and Shinai. After that they two run for about 2-ish minutes, I then hear a ear piercing cry and to see that Matsuda got hit in the balls by Katase. After they get a few more hits in the girls walk away and leave the two beaten boys,

"Hahaha Toujou-san...I...can't believe you did that...phew." I look up to see a giggling Koneko as she looks down at the two and says in her monotone voice "I hate perverts."

"That's mean Toujou-san." I feign hurt while holding my chest and then spread a wide smile "Hey were at least fun to watch right?" She gives a quick nod. We both sit in silence until the bell rings, she gets up as I'm on my phone I yell off to her "See ya Toujou-san!" I finish waving off to the small girl. I lie down and put my head on my bag and take a small nap.

I wake up to the very loud ringing of the bells, and look down at my phone to see that I've slept 'THE REST OF THE SCHOOL DAY'"...meh" i manage to let out as I start to walk down the stairs I see my two friends making their way off of school grounds as I run up to them I shout "Sup guys" as I give Motohama a nice slap on the back as he crumbles to the floor.

As I pull him up he says "Yo Issei, yeah we got pounded from the Kendo girls today." I start to laugh my ass off on the inside at seeing the damage that the Kendo girls caused to the two. I then hear Matusda say "I think they broke my balls." I start to laugh at the two until I hear off to my right "Issei!" I look over to see Kalawarner leaning on a black 4 door car waving at me.

I walk over to the blunette and say "What are you doing over here Kala?" I can practically hear the two behind me crumble to the ground while bleeding from the nose. "I came here to pick you up silly, Today was waaayy to boring, nobodies home." she says with a slight pout. I laugh it off as we then both start to get in the car and drive off I then hear from back at the gate. "ISSEI TOMORROW YOU"RE GOING TO EXPLAIN." I hear from Matsuda.

"Soo your day wasn't that fun I'm guessing?" I say to Kala while hiding my smile. "Yeah, Yeah it was really boring, Renma was off doing chores and there was nothing at all on Television, oh and Azazel-samma wants you to know he's coming over for dinner later." she finishes

After a few minutes of silence I start to get hungry "Hey Kala can we stop at McDonalds real quick I'm kinda hungry" I finish off as I scratch the back of my head after a few minutes we park and then walk inside of McDonalds and I say to her "Kala order anything, I got my card on me today so i'm set." After listing off our orders and pay we sit down on a couple of chairs until the food is ready.

After getting the food we walk out I point to Kala and then to a convenience store "Can you wait for me for a second, I gotta go grab some soda for home just in case Azazel didn't get any yesterday." I walk inside the convenience store and see a small girl with white hair again. "Hey Toujou-san I say as I go grab one of the sodas on in the refrigerator.

I get a slight wave "Hello Hyoudou-Senpai." as I pay for my soda I see the small girl lift up a giant back of snacks and place give the cashier money as he gives a slight nod to her and we both walk out of the store. "Hey Toujou-san, want a ride to the train station? a friend of mine has a car she can drive us." The small girl gives a nod as we both make it over to the car I open up the back door for Koneko as she hops inside I open up the passenger and sit down.

"Hey, alrighty introductions Kala this is Koneko Toujou and Toujou-san this is Kala." I finish to see the two stare fiercely at eachother, 'Hmmm whats wrong with these two' I give a quick thought at their interaction. As I do this Draig then talks to me.

"Partner the small one is a Devil." I then look at the small girl and then Kala as a light bulb appears above my head and I hit my hand with a closed fist "Ooooh that's what's wrong." Both girls look over towards me as I let out a long laugh "Come on girls no need to be hostile."

Kala speaks up first "This..This brat is a Devil Issei!" she shouts at me as the small girl growls and says "Crow." I then shake my head and sigh "You two please get along for at least five minutes until we get to the train station kay? and you Toujou-san she's not going to try and kill you." I say and we ride for a few minutes in silence. We stop at the front of the station and Koneko gets out of the car.

I give a quick wave while saying "Bye bye Toujou-san." In return the small girl walks up to the window and hands me a candy bar and says "Thanks." and then walks off towards the station. After a few minutes of driving we stop outside my house and as soon as we step in I kick my shoes off and jump onto the couch.

I look over to see Kala staring at me pondering something and she walks over to me and sits on my legs as she says "How do you know that Devil?"