Wii Fit Trainer's Farting Problem

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Wii Fit Trainer joins the Super Smash Bros, but when the gassy monarch, Princess Peach Toadstool, insists that she's a better farter, the spunky Wii Fit Trainer decides to balance the situation by firmly putting Peach in her place and become a better gas blaster. The intense confrontation between the Wii Fit Trainer and Peach is going to stink faster than their farting big butts...

59. Chapter 59

The female Wii Fit Trainer was training all of the Smashers in the mansion today, as a way to get ready for Christmas break. The male Wii Fit Trainer was taking a jog around Isle Delfino, thus leaving only the female Wii Fit Trainer to handle the exercising.

"Come on, everyone! Don't look lifeless! Work those glutes!" Wii Fit Trainer stated as she smirked, turning to face the others. "Or else I'll give you an unwanted Christmas present!"

"What would that be?" Princess Zelda scoffed as she had her arms folded, not really getting into this exercising.

Wii Fit Trainer spun around as she punched Zelda in the face, then lowered her butt and farted on the wounded princess, with Zelda screaming in pain as the others were shocked, glancing at each other.

"Meh! I could fart better." Peach scoffed as she was stretching her legs, only to scream in pain as she received a wedgie from the Wii Fit Trainer, then being knocked down on the floor by the fitness trainer's flatulence.

"Y-you know, you don't h-have to be s-so rash about this, Wii Fit Trainer!" Pit remarked as he trembled, feeling a bit worried.

Wii Fit Trainer chuckled as she wrapped her right arm around Pit. "Oh, don't worry, Pit. It's only for the ones who aren't willing to actually bother with getting in shape..." She then left the white winged angel to fart in Dark Pit's face, causing the black winged angel to scream as he kicked the Wii Fit Trainer in the butt.

"What the hell!? I was just yawning, you crazy klutz!" Dark Pit snapped as he glared at the Wii Fit Trainer, pinching his nose to avoid breathing in the rancid flatulence.

"You weren't exercising like the others. I had to punish you in the most fitting way." Wii Fit Trainer stated as she then placed both of her hands on her butt, blasting Dark Pit out of the mansion with a powerful brassy fart.

Everyone watched as Dark Pit went blasting off again, falling all the way down with a loud splash heard as he landed in the moat surrounding the mansion, with the others trying to exercise as much as possible to avoid being farted on by the Wii Fit Trainer.