The female Wii Fit Trainer was in the gym, remaining relaxed and calm as she was sitting down, her legs crossed like a pretzel. A big bang was heard, with Dark Pit and five other characters - Lucas, Shadow The Hedgehog, Wolf O' Donnell, Cia, and Mewtwo - all standing behind him, all of them drinking caprisun.
"May I help you?" The Wii Fit Trainer asked as she did not bulge, being smacked in the back of the head by a soccer ball.
"Yeah, you can help us by screwing off!" Dark Pit exclaimed, acting edgy as he fired one of his dark arrows at the fitness trainer, pounding his fists together. "We're the Hot Topic Krew, and we're edgy as fuck!"
"Yeah!" The other five members shouted as they did ridiculous poses. "Death to Yoshi!"
The WFT just smirked as she stood up, stretching her arms as she wasn't facing the group. "Really, now? Well, you don't seem to be so hot, or much of a topic..."
Bending over, she released a big brassy fart that was strong enough to blow away all six members, managing to save herself.
Lady Palutena, Lana, and Toadette all ran in as an attempt to save the WFT, being shocked as they noticed that she was just fine.
"The Wii Fit Trainer... is all right?" Lana gasped after burping loudly, covering her mouth with both of her hands.
"I guess we didn't need to come here, then." Palutena stated as she let out a wet fart, scratching her butt with her right hand.
Toadette frowned as she dusted off her pink dress. "Awww... I wanted to kick their edgy asses."
"It's all right, gals. There's always a next time." The Wii Fit Trainer stated to the three girls as she went back down to sit, letting out a low pitched fart that was barely heard as she slowly breathed, with the three girl members of the Cute Toot House shrugging as they left the Wii Fit Trainer.