The female Wii Fit Trainer was doing some grocery shopping when she spotted Dark Pit. She squinted her eyes.
"And just what are you doing here?" The Wii Fit Trainer asked, folding her arms together.
"What else, stupid?" Dark Pit remarked as he had a cart full of different flavored Capri Sun drinks. "I'm getting Capri Sun for myself and Yoshi. That green bastard child of Barney and Piccolo loves to drink that shit in the bathroom. Makes him so happy, or whatever."
"Ha ha," The Wii Fit Trainer laughed as she belted out a wet fart, stretching her arms. "Seems like Yoshi really has a fetish for that type of stuff."
"And you have a fetish for acting like a skunk!" Dark Pit snapped as he pushed the Wii Fit Trainer to the side, plugging his nose after smelling the fitness trainer's gas.
"...So, you didn't do anything?" Silver The Hedgehog questioned as he, R.O.B., and the Wii Fit Trainer were all playing cards together in the arcade room.
"Yeah. Figured that he wants to be done in by Yoshi." The Wii Fit Trainer remarked as she tilted to the right, letting out a raunchy fart that turned bubbly as she sighed of relief. "Question remains, is he THE Dark Pit, or just one of the clones from the Double Cherry experiment?"
Silver and R.O.B. blinked as they glanced at each other, then back at the Wii Fit Trainer, who farted once more.
"There's no adequate way to explain this..." R.O.B. stated, turning his metal head around to see various different Pikmin moving a couple of new arcade machines into The Room.