"We got quite a show for you big guys tonight!" Stated a yellow clothed Falco Lombardi as he was with a yellow clothed Captain Falcon. "Tonight on the Smash News, things get rather spicy! The Wii Fit Trainer just showed how gassy she could get when she eats several cases of spicy curry all morning!"
The scene then showed the female blue shirt Wii Fit Trainer farting hot flaming poots all around the city of Fourside, with everyone screaming as they ran for their lives.
"This isn't what I had in mind when I wanted to keep the flame inside me up and active!" The Wii Fit Trainer exclaimed as she could feel her yoga pants burning off from the flames caused by her burping butt.
"And that's not all, she's burning away all her calories!" Captain Falcon exclaimed as he pumped his right fist. "Isn't that quite a turn of events?"
"Yes, Douglas, it most certainly is." Falco stated as he shifted through his various papers. "Anyway, we already got the headlining story out of the way, so let's cut to the chase." He smirked, turning to Captain Falcon. "Get it?"
Captain Falcon chuckled as he patted Falco on the back. "You know just how to crack me up."