Surprise Smooch!

Disclaimer: I own nothing but what you see here, this is also one of several ideas submitted to me by Dante 101! Takes place during 2x13.

Summary: As Sara awaits Nyssa's final judgement for her abandoning the League, a surprising action occurs.

As Nyssa and Sara held one another closely, a smirk appeared on Nyssa's face that made the blonde assassin worried, along with a small sense of hurt over being tricked like this. "Why don't you come out Oliver? It does no one any good to hide in the shadows." The Heir to the Demon called out, further confusing the ever loving crap out of Sara.

How does she even know about Oliver? She wondered to herself.

The figure of Oliver in his Arrow outfit soon started walking towards him and his head was tilted to the side and Sara figured that quite possibly he was confused as well about the whole thing. "How do you even know who I am?" He questioned in that menacing voice of his that didn't even need the extra touch of a voice changer.

Smiling widely, she turned to him, giving Oliver quite the shock. "YOU!?"

"Me." She said simply as if it explained everything.

And then before anyone knew it, Nyssa crossed the short distance between her and Oliver, grabbed him by the head and gave him one heck of a kiss that left Sara feeling quite jealous and even more confused than before. The two made out quite passionately for several minutes until Sara cleared her throat loudly, making the two separate and Nyssa actually looked sheepish! "Oookay… Just what the HELL is going on here!?"

The two stood side by side, looking at other things instead of her and acting as if they'd gotten their hands caught in the cookie jar. "I'm waiting." She told them annoyedly as she crossed her arms and gave them a look that basically said to talk now or else.

"Uhh.. You see… The thing is..." Oliver trailed off into silence as he wasn't really wanting to get hurt by the more deadlier training Sara had.

It'd be Nyssa who saved his butt this time around. "For a time I lived in Starling City some years ago and met Oliver around then." Her father had been on a kick about learning about culture outside the walls of Nanda Parbat as a means of adding it to her skill set for use in missions. He never was all that happy with how she did said learning however since a lot of it had to do with Oliver. Thankfully her father never found out about Oliver or this conversation wouldn't even be happening!

Poor Sara felt even more confused now. "But… I'm pretty sure I would have remembered seeing pictures of you or something from back then. Ollie was pretty much in the news all the time."

Nyssa nodded at that. "Yes, but I provided him reasons to keep it quiet and using my stealth skills we were able to keep from being revealed. It was quite possibly the best time of my young life before my father recalled me to Nanda Parbat." The smile on her face spoke volumes of how much she had enjoyed her time with Oliver.

The archer had a similar smile on his face and the whole thing left Sara gaping like a fish. Oliver then turned to Nyssa with hope in him that she would actually go for what he was about to suggest. "So.. As a favor from an old friend, how about you leave Sara be?"

The look the Heir gave him as she turned towards him made the archer back up a little. "That would be something that would need to be discussed first." And Sara, having an idea or two about how Nyssa might prefer to discuss that wasn't happy.

"Hey now, just cause I ran off back to home doesn't mean I'm gonna stand here and watch the two of you get all into one another. Remember, you're my bitch!"

Okay, so yeah they left that kind of talk in the bedroom but Sara couldn't help it! Nyssa was hers damnit! And the only way she was letting Ollie even touch her woman is if she got in on it! The arched eyebrow told the girl that Nyssa was amused by her reaction and Oliver was fighting the urge to laugh at the whole thing. "I am Nyssa Al Ghul, Heir to the Demon and I belong to no one."

"Besides, you and I know both know Ta-er that you are MY bitch." She informed her Canary smugly and making the girl gap in shock even more at the language from her of all people.

That look was too much for the normally stoic Oliver Queen as he began to double over laughing, leaving both Felicity and Diggle rather shocked at what they were hearing from him over the comm system. The girls looked on at him and for Sara, it was kind of nice to see him act like that despite the over all shock of the night. "Gain control of yourself Queen!" Nyssa spoke up, though she was highly amused.

It took him a few minutes to regain control of himself and he again tried to reason with Nyssa about allowing Sara to be free of the League without something crazy happening. Sara even tried telling her that she could always lie to her father about what happened, but then the Heir got a smile on her face that promised interesting times ahead and Sara wasn't sure if she should be nervous about that. But by the end of the night and well into the afternoon the three had one heck of an interestingly fun time together that left Sara free of the League and able to return to her family. It even had Nyssa considering faking her death and Oliver would walk around with a smile on his face for several days, plus a slight limp.

Author's Notes: This is probably not what Dante had in mind but once I got started I couldn't stop with where it was going. May there be much enjoyment!