Zombies!
Disclaimer: Well it was bound to happen eventually! Oh, and I own nothing but what you see here. Takes place during season 1 a little while after Tommy learns the truth about Oliver.
Summary: The Zombie Apocalypse has started and everybody but Oliver is prepared for it!
For once, Oliver hadn't felt like going out to the club or even to do some List hunting as he just wanted to stay home and relax for the night as he knew he could just put in more effort the next time he was out and about. Though a part of him hoped like Hell he wouldn't regret staying in for the night. The archer had to admit to feeling a bit unhappy with how things had been left with Tommy and he hoped his long time friend and brother in all but blood would give him a chance soon to talk about his being the Hood without potentially resorting to hitting him or tying him down and making him listen. Which would probably not help the situation any so he would have to try and think of something else. His musings were interrupted when a loud blood curdling scream could be heard all the way to his room.
Grabbing a hidden knife he had under a small table near his bed, he quickly rushed out to find what had just happened while putting it behind his back as a just in case kind of thing. It wasn't long before he found himself in the living room where his mother was huddling against a wall in fear as his sister was being attacked! Reacting quickly, he rushed his sister's attacker who turned out to be none other than Raisa much to his shock and soon found himself in the same position as his sister had been in! Something about the skin color on the woman seemed familiar to him and he hoped like crazy he was really wrong about it as that had been a complete nightmare!
Thea, now free of the now Zombie-fied Raisa saw the struggle her brother was in and also saw the rather large knife he had apparently brought with him after hearing their mother's scream and immediately grabbed it and plunged it straight into the long time maid's head and instantly ending the threat. Something Oliver himself was seriously grateful for as well and was disgusted when blood came out of Raisa's mouth and onto him, shoving the body off him and quickly getting up and looking in his sister's direction. "Ugh… That's just disgusting."
His sister rolled her eyes at him in return and made no move to even give him the knife. "A thank you wouldn't hurt ya know!"
"You could give my knife back ya know!" He replied mockingly in return.
"Nah, I'm good!" She told him while wiping off the blood on the side of her pants and then putting it in the back side of her pants for safe keeping.
Thea then went over to her mother and helped her stand up. "I can't believe this is actually happening! Why Raisa of all people!?" Cried out Moira unhappily as she had long considered the woman to be a good friend.
Oliver muttered something that neither woman could really understand before rushing off back up to his room. "Yeah, he's really not gonna be able to handle this thanks to that island."
Moira felt inclined to agree with her daughter's words as they had all been long prepared for such an occasion thanks to numerous movies over the past few years and it seemed that the Zombie Wave was yet to be diminished either. It wasn't long before Oliver came back into the room and having what looked to be a rather heated conversation with someone on his cell phone. "I'm telling you its EXACTLY like Kamenice! No, I haven't hit my head recently! Her skin color matched the ones we dealt with over there, which should not be possible! I'm not drugged either!"
Moira and Thea watched the one sided conversation with some amusement and curiousity as it seemed whoever he was speaking with just wasn't willing to take him serious at this point in time. They watched as he looked at his phone in disbelief as apparently he'd been hung up on and chuckled to himself incredulously. "Its the Greenthumb Project all over again!"
Pocketing his phone, he started to pace while muttering things to himself and Thea was once again thinking that her big brother was just not handling this as well as she and their mother were! The attention of all three was then captured when several people came bursting through the door before closing it quickly. Said people being Laurel, Joanna, Tommy who somehow acquired SWAT gear, and his father Malcolm who was currently in his League of Assassins gear sans the head piece. Something that was freaking out both Oliver and Moira to one degree or another.
"We have a very serious problem." Stated Malcolm as he walked up to the Queen family and quickly spotted Raisa's body on the floor.
"Oh don't tell me its happening all over the city!" Whined Oliver as this was SO not what he ever wanted to deal with again!
Malcolm gave him a nod that yes, it is in fact happening all over the city and watched as the former cast away groaned loudly. "Dude, what's your deal? I would have figured something like this would be right up your alley." Sneered Tommy as to him it would lack that pesky moral area when it came to the Zombies. So therefore, Ollie shouldn't be reacting like this.
Oliver glared at his best friend as everyone else watched with interest while Moira also tried her best not to start flipping out at Malcolm for the fact he's his Enforcer! "This is a completely entirely different situation altogether Tommy! I almost got turned 52 times and I still have nightmares over it!" The archer then hugged himself and rubbed on his arms in an effort that made everyone else think he was doing it to comfort himself.
"Soo… What you're telling me is… The big bad ass vigilante known as the Hood can't handle the Zombie Apocalypse?"
Naturally, this shocked the absolute Hell out of everybody aside from Tommy and it now explained why he'd been willing to do the blood transfer for his dad through the guidance of the Hood when he got poisoned. All four women then each took a turn to slap Oliver in the face, which got Joanna odd looks from everybody else. "What? I did it for the female solidarity." She told them with a shrug of the shoulders while Oliver rubbed his aching cheek.
"I'm just… Gonna go hide… In my room and hopefully wake up from this nightmare." And with that, he hauled ass back to his room with everyone else watching.
"Lying jerk!" Muttered both Laurel and Thea as they crossed their arms in annoyance while Tommy just had a big grin on his face.
Malcolm cleared his throat to get everyone's attention and hoped that they could organize a plan of some kind to keep anyone from dying and then worry about information fall outs later. Though something told him the glare he was getting from Moira told him that may not be as easily done.
Author's Notes: BLAM! I may do more with this one but I figured it'd be humorous to see everyone but Oliver prepared enough to handle the Zombie Apocalypse. Kamenice is an actual place in Prague/Czech Republic. R and R!