We're What!?
Disclaimer: I own nothing but what you see here. This was an idea from Dante 101 and takes place in between seasons 1 and 2 of The Flash and puts a whole different spin on things regarding at least Barry, Iris, and Caitlin.
Summary: A night of drinking for Barry, Iris, and Caitlin results in something none of them are happy about!
In the months after the losses of both Eddie Thawne and Ronnie Raymond, morale had been a bit on the low side for several members of Team Flash. Namely those members being Iris West, Caitlin Snow, and Barry 'The Flash' Allen. For Iris, it largely had to do with losing Eddie in the way she had when he shot himself in the heart to stop the Reverse Flash once and for all. Caitlin was dealing with the loss of Ronnie for a second time after he and Professor Stein had become FIRESTORM and gone up to help Barry stop the singularity, only for Ronnie to not return in the process and making the lovely doctor an unfortunate widow. Barry was just feeling a large amount of guilt for the deaths of Eddie and Ronnie and had pretty much closed himself off in the process. Learning that the imposter using Doctor Wells' face had left him STAR Labs had also been something of a punch to the gut as well but at least he would be able to use the place better than what that man had. If he ever did plan on using it for good anyway.
It wasn't until around the fourth month of Barry's self imposed exile from everyone that both Iris and Caitlin finally got fed up with the man and charged right into STAR Labs with the intention of getting past his issues and making him talk to them. Iris had also brung a few cases of beer for them to drown their sorrows in and thankfully Caitlin had come prepared as well as she'd made a new brew that could help Barry with his inabiltity to get drunk thanks to working at Mercury Labs. A conversation that had been interesting to say the least with Dr. McGee when she learned of what the girl was doing. But the older woman couldn't deny wanting to know what the results would be and let her proceed with the creation of it. Iris had been glad for it since it wouldn't have been as good if he couldn't get stupidly drunk as her and Caitlin.
Luckily enough, it worked, much to Barry's absolute surprise and the happiness of the girls. The concoction of Caitlin's also fed off the alcohol Barry dranked to help get him further drunk. The good doctor hoped she'd be able to remember things properly enough to give a report to Dr. McGee later on since the use of cameras had never entered any of their minds. And so, the three had a damn good time that wasn't contained in just the lab. Barry and Iris even got Caitlin to phone prank a few people amidst the chaotic drunken fun they were having that did include Karaoke at one point. Which had been an eye opener for Iris considering she never knew how well Barry could sing! Course it was a pity that she knew she likely wouldn't remember that too well come the next time they woke up and were experiencing hang overs!
Naturally it would be Barry who was the first to wake up the next day with his head pounding and causing him to groan cause of it. Ugh… I think I'm good on getting drunk for a few years…
He wasn't entirely sure where he was at first thanks to the hangover and didn't have much time to think on it thanks to a low moan managing to catch his attention. Turning to where he heard it, he saw a lump underneath a cover and what looked to be brunette hair sticking out of it. Swallowing, he removed the cover to see who it was and was shocked to see Caitlin under it! Another moan erupted and he gulped nervously and turned to his other side to see an awakening Iris! Oh God, I hope what I'm thinking didn't happen last night! Barry tried not to panic but he was certainly coming close to that.
It was then that he felt coolness on his skin and looked down to see that he was shirtless, taking a chance on what might be underneath the rest of the cover, he raised it up and to his horror saw something he wasn't liking one bit! "Ugh… I am seriously not getting drunk like that again..." Moaned Iris as she sat up without realizing where she was and who was with her.
A nervous laugh could be heard next to her and she looked in the direction and to her immense surprise it was none other than Barry! "Uhh… Bear? Why are you in my bed? With me? And shirtless!?" Oh God, did they do what she thinks they might have done!?
"Umm… I'm not, I'm not the only one shirtless here..." Iris was suddenly filled with dread as she looked down and saw what he meant and was instantly out of the bed and Barry got an eye full of a full on nude Iris West!
Something she immensely realized herself and started to freak out over it. "Why is it so loud!?" Moaned Caitlin as she woke up and realized she wasn't exactly alone.
"Barry!? Iris!?" Why was Iris naked and Barry shirtless and in bed with her!?
"Now don't freak out, okay Caitlin? Just you know… Breathe in slowly." Tried Barry in the hope it would prevent her from potentially freaking out!
But that was not to be as she wound up pushing him out of the bed with a loud grunt that took the cover with him and made her realize she was as naked as the day she was born! "Oh no! No no no no no! Please tell me we did NOT do what I think we did!" Pleaded the good doctor while Iris was still freaking out.
Barry got up with the cover thankfully covering him up until Iris snatched it from him and then instantly regretted it after she got an eyefull of his butt while poor Caitlin got an eyeful of something else! Now Caitlin Snow wasn't one to really freak out all that much but this was a damn good reason to do it! The Speedster grabbed one of the pillows to cover himself up while the good Doctor grabbed what looked to be his shirt near the bed and put that on, something that thankfully covered her entirely. It'd also be Iris who realized something else about the situation they were in and it was thanks to a ray of light from a nearby window that had her looking down at her ring finger and gulping. "Umm… Oh Boy… Do either of you… Have rings on?" Asked the reporter nervously.
Confused, both of them looked down and sure enough Barry spotted one on his ring finger while Caitlin saw that a second wedding ring was right next to the one Ronnie had given her on their wedding day. All three then looked at one another for several seconds before a scream erupted from their mouths. "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!"
Author's Notes: And many thanks to Dante 101 for the idea, hope you and everyone else who read this will have enjoyed it! A follow up is likely to happen but I'm unlikely to have either girl be pregnant as that would just be cliché. Would have gotten this one out sooner tonight but uhh… Well, I blame Youtube. Anywho… R and R!