Disclaimer: I do not own High School DxD, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Harry Potter, Naruto, and Rifts
Major AU: Do not expect this story to strictly follow canon for High School DxD.
Key: "Talking" 'Thought' [Sacred Gear] (Pailamancy or Telepathy) *Technique*
Author Note: Warning: Lemon incoming. Repeat. Warning: Lemon incoming. This is my second serious attempt at a Lemon so I hope you appreciate it.
When Life Gives You Lemons...
"Damn, I can barely move. I'm glad we are heading home." Xander bemoaned as he actually had to lean on Rias as they teleported home. 'That feels so nice to say. Another thing I have to thank Rias for.' Xander couldn't help but think as they materialized in his room. Seeing his bed, Xander gently extricated himself from Rias' grip. "Gah, I haven't felt this drained since the first time I became He-Xan. It's always been a bit rough, but it had been getting better."
"Well, that is the first time you have used that power with this body, baka."Rias' comment was playfully chiding even as she reprimanded him. "We could have taken Rudolphus without dragging out one of your trump cards." Despite her words it was clear she wasn't angry, just more bemused with how overboard Xander went. "I am surprised you were even able to pull Rosenberg out. It felt like it was cross soaked in holy water."
"Yeah, I kinda traded my arms to Ddraig so I could do that." Xander admitted with a wry grin as he laid himself on his bed and dispelled the clothes that he had conjured himself. Seeing Rias' shocked face he winced a bit, expecting a real lecture and screaming at for doing something so permanent. (Well here you go. Your idiocy will convince her to move on to someone better.)
"Moving on to someone better implies there is someone better. There isn't and even if there was you stole my heart completely, so you're stuck with me for the rest of your very long life Xander." Rias replied to Xander's thought as if he had spoken it aloud. Rolling her eyes at the stupidity of his self doubt she dispelled her own conjured clothing before lying next to him on the bed. With a contented sigh she cuddled up to him, putting his arm between her breasts. "So no more talk of me leaving you."
"Uhm, I didn't say that out loud." Xander said after a moment. (That's odd. Rias picked up on my thought like Buffy when she was telepathic or Willow when she forged that mental link…) "Oh God! YEOWTCH!"
"Oh this will be interesting." Rias smirked as she realized she was picking up on Xander's thoughts. (The mental link that you tried to initiate your first day finally took. I wonder just how much access I have.)
(Hopefully just surface thoughts, though given how often I think of sex that will be bad enough.) Xander had never been good at stopping himself from thinking. Then there was the fact that he was a pervert, but not an open one. Unless he was concentrating on a project, Xander's mind wandered to the various women he knew and constructed sexual fantasies. Like most typical guys he imagined girl-on-girl action as often as he did imagine having sex with them.
"Ufufufu, this will be fun. I will know all the kinky fantasies my fiancé has." Rias couldn't help but be amused by Xander's dread of her knowing his sexual thoughts. "So do you have access to my thoughts?"
(Yes, I do, just the surface ones and only if I choose to look or you broadcast.) Xander admitted honestly. "It took a little while to learn not to look automatically. At first I picked up everything and learned a lot about Willow I wasn't really ready to know. Thankfully she was the hub and I never got to see into Buffy, Giles, or Faith's minds."
"So you aren't seeing what I am picturing right now." Rias' whispered in Xander's ear releasing a warmth breath along his neck. She was imagining waking Xander up with a morning blowjob before turning it into morning sixty-nine to start the day.
"Well I wasn't until you made me curious." Xander admitted a little sheepishly. "For an innocent virgin you have some dirty thoughts. And let me tell you, the spirit is willing, but the flesh needs sleep and food before it can do anything."
"I know, I can feel how tired you are." Rias leaned in to kiss Xander's cheek. "I have to go report everything anyways, but I want to cuddle until you fall asleep."
"Are you telling me that Xander-kun has a Holy Sword?" Sirzechs had interrupted his sister's rendition of the events when she had described the holy aura coming from Rosenberg. He had reasons to be concerned. Holy Swords were the bane of Devils everywhere. A simple scratch from one could defeat most Low Class Devils. Even High Class Devils had reason to fear them. As a result the Four Satans made it their business to know about every Holy Sword as well as tracking their location. The fact that one slipped under their nose was concerning, even if it literally only started existing a few months ago.
"No…" Rias answered immediately. Seeing her brother visibly relax she turned the mental screw a bit "Rosenberg is a Holy Axe. I would say it's arguably superior to one the Excalibur fragments but less than the complete sword."
"That is not very reassuring." Sirzech frowned. While he was glad the axe would never be a threat to Rias, the various Devil families would be in an uproar, especially as Xander had already killed a Phenex with it. There have only been two Holy Swords to kill a Phenex until now. "How do you figure Rosenberg is superior to one of the Excalibur fragments?"
"Simple. When you compare the transformation that Xander went through to the speed enhancement of Excalibur Rapidly, it's clear." Rias explained. "In that altered form, Xander's natural physical abilities are increased much like a Queen promotion. He's superhumanly strong, fast, and tough. In addition Rosenberg was capable of dealing wounds that Rudolphus could not regenerate."
Sirzech's eyes widened dramatically. The Phenex family's famed immortality was not impossible to defeat. Do enough damage continuously and the Phenex still dies. Holy Water was also useful in suppressing their flames, making sure any wounds you inflicted would not immediately heal. Light poisoning was also possible which could temporarily shut down the healing. Normally a Holy Weapon did not have such an effect, except the famed Excalibur. Even then famed Holy Sword only stalled the healing while in contact with the Phenex, much like Holy Water or Light Poisoning. Once the offending item was removed the Phenex would regenerate.
"You mean while the Axe was in contact with him, yes?" He asked for clarification as soon as he could school his features.
"No, and it wasn't just the blade." Rias shook her head. "Xander broke Rudolphus' nose with the haft and he had to set him himself to be able to speak correctly. It still hadn't healed before his death. Xander said Rosenberg was a True Death weapon."
"I am making this a Satan-level secret, Rias. I want you to impress upon Xander that he cannot let that information be known." Sirzechs stated firmly much to the shock of his little sister. "While other weapons are more powerful and I am sure Rosenberg would never work for anyone but Xander, there is not a single supernatural group in the world that won't want that weapon under their control. And there are a lot of supposedly Immortal beings who will destroy Xander if they can't control him."
Rias wanted to burst out laughing at that moment, but restrained herself. 'Of course my fiancé has to pull out something that makes him an even bigger target.' She was mentally going through the list of reasons others might try to steal her Xander. That's when a horrific thought occurred to her. "Could you please not tell Serafall-sama about the transformation? You know how obsessed she is with Magical Girls. I don't want to find out if that extends to He-Man types."
"Well… she is a fellow Satan…" Sirzechs was seriously considering if he should withhold that information. If he did then he couldn't discuss it with Ajuka, who would want to start work on duplicating the effect. Having weapons that gave the rank and file soldiers an edge like that would be invaluable. However there were other considerations. "…Grayfia's birthday is coming up and I want to get her something unique. And i have been made aware that Xander has the skills to make the perfect present for her. Convince him to help, and I will delay telling Serafall-chan as long as possible."
"…Fine." Rias sighed. "I'll start convincing Xander-kun."
"Excellent," Sirzechs' smile was radiant as Rias agreed. Then he turned playful. "And I should warn you, Tou-san is getting Xander a 'welcome to the family' gift and Kaa-san said he might go overboard."
"Oh Maou, Xander's going to end up owning a Twinkie Bakery, isn't he?"
Rias did not return to the Hyoudou home until just after dawn the next day. While she'd been permitted to ride the Express on the way to the Underworld, she couldn't use such a privilege on the return trip so had to ride the regular train. Luckily, her private carriage had very comfortable pull out beds so she was well rested when she entered the front door. Her plan had been to cook a big breakfast and take it up to her fiancé and see if they could recapture the mood they had after the date. Unfortunately for her plans, an absolutely heavenly scent greeted her, telling her that someone had beat her to the punch.
"Hello there, Rias-hime, just in time. Go get washed up and we can have breakfast and then I am yours until dinner." Xander peeked his head out of the kitchen when he felt her presence in the house. With a wink he blew her a kiss before going back to cooking. (Hope you don't mind Chocolate Crepes stuffed with whipped peanut butter and topped with strawberries for breakfast.) Xander was not a gourmet cook, but he was competent at high energy breakfast foods. He had to be considering most Slayers were not morning people until they consumed enough calories to feed a Marine Fire Team.
(Sounds delicious, Xander-koi.) Rias sent back to him as she made her way to the bathroom. She had showered on the train but had to change into one of her many school uniforms. It wasn't a look she wanted on her day off. Going to what was technically Xander's room she stripped off her clothes and stared at the closet trying to figure out to wear. She would have asked her fiancé, but knew he'd honestly answer that he thought was gorgeous in anything she wore. Then a comment made by Akeno struck her. Finding her raciest pair of panties she slipped them one before she grabbed one of Xander's uniform shirts to complete the look. "He better take this hint."
"I am sorry, Mil-tan, but Xander can't be summoned today." Akeno was compassionate on the phone as she spoke to one of Xander's clients. "He's spending the day romancing Buchou." The miko had to hold the receiver away from her ear to avoid hearing loss from the resulting squeal. "Yes, yes, I will pass on your well wishes to them. Hmm, well I know the potion recipe… Oh… well Koneko is our hand to hand specialist and she is much stronger than she looks. I can ask if she is interested."
Koneko looked up from her box of assorted donuts and nods. "Mil-tan is cool."
"She can be there in an hour." Akeno relayed. "Yes, she'll arrive by magic circle. Thank you for understanding. Sayonara."
"Xander must be making tight connections with his clients. They all seem happy that he's dating Buchou." Kiba commented as he was sharpening his Katana for his upcoming lessons with Sarah. The Samurai obsessed exchange student had wanted lessons in kenjutsu from Xander. Kiba had volunteered to take his place as he was the better swordsman and there was no way the ORC was going to let anything interrupt what Xander had planned.
"Yes, and he's quite popular with my clients." Asia said brightly as she was preparing for a joint contract. She would be babysitting for several of her clients at once who had arranged a day long play date. "They love all this stories about hunting monsters. Some of them are convinced he's a Knight and Rias-nee is a Princess."
"That's not very far from the truth. Ufufufu." Akeno giggled behind her hand. "Rias is practically a Princess in the Underworld and not just because of her brother. Xander will be the envy of many, many Devils."
"Buchou will be in the same shoes." Koneko said after finishing a chocolate éclair. "Xander-sempai will be very popular in the Underworld probably more than in school."
"You don't know how grateful I am that his popularity is not limited to the supernatural." Kiba chuckled as he remembered how many of his fangirls were now less focused on him. A little breathing room was nice. "And has anyone noticed the Perverted Duo have calmed down?"
"Fear of death has that effect on people." Koneko commented. "…at least the smarter ones."
It was no secret that while the various girls in the school would beat a pervert severely that it hardly deterred Motohama and Matsuda. The two perverts were tougher than they looked and ascribed to the theory that pain was temporary. However they seemed to sense if they crossed a line, Xander would have their bodies buried under some endangered plants in less time that it took to blink. Since they had that epiphany, their peeping had been curtailed and the pair of them while still obsessed with ogling girls managed to stop talking about porn in school. Of course this was noticed and many girls figured out the reason which made Xander even more popular.
"That is true." Akeno smiled as she remembered a shopping trip with Xander where a few ruffians had groped her ass and openly declared their intent to drag her behind the shop and show her a good time. She had been just about to act with shocking consequences for her molesters when Xander made his displeasure known with extreme violence. The results had her rushing to the bathroom to replace ruined underwear. Even now the memory was enough to create a wonderful tingle up her spine. "Xander is very talented in putting the fear of the Shinigami into people."
"Though I have to wonder just where our Xander is from. He's not quite what I expect from the series… Well, not in a bad way. He's more like the serious Xander you see once in a while, rather than the goofball. So it's made me wonder just where this Xander is from." Kiba commented after a moment. "I mean he's already stated that most of the comics just didn't happen as far as he knows. He also spoke of Cordellia being alive again, so obviously something happened there, too."
"Issei-san probably was thinking about a fan fiction Xander when he was wearing the costume," Koneko offered.
"Oh my, that's what Xander-kun meant when he mentioned the files on his laptop!" Asia blurted out. When everyone one looked at her she blushed a bit at her outburst. "Xander-kun said that Issei had some talent as a writer and that he would have liked to thank him after he kicked his butt."
(Oh Maou, did you ever take the hint!) Rias happily projected into her fiancé's mind as she was laid out on the table almost as soon as breakfast was done. Her panties had already been slid down her legs and the shirt she'd been wearing unbuttoned. She shuddered as Xander's calloused hands caressed her legs, gently parting them. (How are you that good at this?)
"You are so beautiful, Rias, inside and out." Xander whispered huskily as he drank the sight of the redhead. He did hear her thoughts, but didn't want to ruin the mood by reminding her that she wouldn't be his first. Leaning down he kissed the inside of her thigh just above her knee and enjoyed how her breath hitched. "Enjoy that? How about this?" Xander asked just before sliding one hand up the inside of her thigh. His finger grazed along her slit as he placed a kiss just a little higher on her thigh.
"OHHH!" Rias squealed as the teasing caused a jolt of pleasure to travel up her spine. It wasn't quite an orgasm, but every touch too pleasurable by half. "If you keep doing that… I will lose my mind, Xander."
"Really? Should I stop?" Xander asked with a slight smirk on his lips. Despite his words, his fingers were gently stroking her folds, teasing them open a little.
"If you do I will NEVER forgive you!" Rias lifted her head to glare at Xander for daring to suggest he stop. When she saw his smirk she knew this was just part of the teasing. (You are evil!)
(Part of the reason you love me.) Xander responded lovingly in his mind as he kissed a little higher on Rias's thigh. He had never played with telepathy during lovemaking before, but he would have to admit it definitely made things fun. "I have no intentions of stopping, Rias-Hime."
Whatever response Rias had to that died on her lips as she let out another squeal of pleasure. Xander's talented fingers had found her clit and began circling the sensitive bud. At the same time he was laying kisses on her thighs, progressively higher and higher, alternating between them. "Close… so close." The redhead reveled in pleasures that only Xander could bring out in her. While she was no stranger to self gratification, everything her fiancé did to her made even her best efforts of self pleasure pale in comparison.
(If you like that, you'll love this.) Xander projected just before his lips replaced his fingers and he began sucking on her clit. As his talented tongue flicked along her clit, Xander slipped two fingers inside her folds. Through many meticulous hours of practice he'd learned how to find the G-spot in moment. Then there was the very minor enchantment that made his fingertips vibrate. Anya was very creative with her spell work and Xander had kept all her notes. (Damn, you are hotter than a furnace.)
"OH MAOU!" Rias screamed out as she almost literally exploded in pleasure. It had started like a lightning bolt travelling from her clit through her spine straight to her brain. While she had been used to the orgasms she had when Xander would wash her hair they had not prepared her for that moment. Every nerve in her body was tingling with pleasure and then there was wave after wave of mind numbing ecstasy. She'd always scoffed at the ecchi anime trope of a girl literally whiting out from pleasure. Now she had to eat a little crow that was exactly what happened to her.
Xander pulled back as soon as he realized what happened. He learned after the Anya Lock-Up of 2001, continuing to orally pleasure a girl after she passed out was not as good a thing as you'd think. His poor girlfriend had developed intensely powerful cramps from the extended spasming. Smiling down at the redhead who was literally drooling on the table cloth, Xander scooped her up in his arms to carry her to her his room. "Probably should have started this upstairs."
"Damn, I want him to teach you that trick." Aphrodite breathed out as she was watching her new favorite couple and their first time. Her loving husband was holding her in his lap, resting his chin on her bare shoulder. "He literally made her pass out from pleasure."
"If it were a skill, I'd gladly learn it for you, but I think Rias was just so worked up that it was inevitable. They've only been engaging in foreplay for three months now." Hephaestus pointed out. "Besides, if I could do that you'd never ever get anything done and so many destined romances would fall apart."
"I hate it when your logic gets in the way of endless mindblowing orgasms." Aphrodite grumbled playfully not really angry in the slightest. She loved the fact that her husband kept her in line. She was far too passionate by half and it used to hinder her plans. "How about you learn it, but we only use for special occasions? In return I help you convince Athena to relinquish her virgin goddess status."
"Deal." Hephaestus loved his wife more than he could ever say, but he'd always held a torch for Athena. It was hard not to as she often worked in his forge with him and they got along way too well. Of course he knew his wife liked her as well, and imagining them together was exciting.
"…Did I pass out?" Rias asked as she came to lying on Xander's bed, cuddled to her fiancé. She could remember exactly what happened until everything went white.
"Yes, but I expected that, Rias-hime." Xander said as he leaned in to kiss her neck. Enjoying how she shivered from his teasing he followed it up with a second on. "That trick always does that the first time."
"I thought I wouldn't like not being your first, but if that's the sort of skills you can bring to our lovemaking, I can live with it." Rias almost purred out that admission. Her entire body was still humming with pleasure from the massive orgasm. "I just hope one day I'll be able to return the favor."
"Well, technically since this body was never with a woman, you are getting my virginity." Xander pointed out as she started move himself into position. "You're certainly the first woman I fell in love with before we had sex."
Rias's eyes glistened as Xander once again admitted he loved her. Though this time he said he was in love with her. She grabbed his shoulders and pulled him down into a passionate kiss. Her entwining with his as she tried her best to express herself nonverbally. She would have projected her thoughts, but she was so overwhelmed by emotion she couldn't concentrate enough to do so.
Xander was not surprised by Rias's reaction, but he was a little amazed by her strength. His fiancé was quite a bit stronger than a normal human. It actually reminded him a little of younger Faith. He probably could have resisted, but it wasn't like kissing Rias was any kind of chore. There was a part of him that wondered if perhaps Rias was descended from Succubi, but he shoved that aside as unimportant. Instead he was concentrating on what he knew she really wanted.
(Damn, you are like a furnace.) Xander projected as he rubbed the head of his manhood along, Rias's labia. The redhead's slit was practically dripping wet from her orgasm and arousal. Breaking the kiss so he could catch his breath, Xander's nobility required he ask one final time. "Are you…"
"If you don't shove that third leg you call your dick inside my pussy, I will tie you up and rape you!" Rias growled out as she grabbed his hips and tried to pull him into her. Suffice it to say Rias was now long past the point of patience. She'd been wanting Xander for months now and she'd be damned if his sense of nobility was going to deny her. "Now fuck me like you're trying to knock me up!"
'What is it with me and loving sexually aggressive women?' Xander couldn't help but wonder as he did follow his King's order. As the head finally slipped into Rias's folds, Xander was aware of two things. The first was that she was even hotter than when he had his fingers inside of her. The second was that his lover had to have never even used a dildo. "Fuuuuck you are tight."
"No, it's that you're huge… Maou, it's splitting me in half." Rias moaned out as she lifted her head to watch Xander's cock impale her. She could see his thick shaft actually spreading her open more than any of her enchanted toys ever had. It wasn't painful in any sense of the term, just pressure and pleasure together. At least that was until she felt him against her maidenhead. That had hurt a little and she couldn't control the slight cry of pain that escaped her lips. That's when she noticed Xander was pulling back. She didn't need to read his mind to know why. She didn't even think of the consequences as her legs wrapped around his body and literally pulled him in with every bit of strength she had. The resulting squeal of pain from her hymen being torn and Xander bottoming out inside of her was nearly deafening.
"Why did you…? I was preparing to do that gently." Xander muttered after recovering from the sudden sensation of being buried completely inside of Rias. Her silken walls were squeezing him to the point it was almost painful. 'If she hadn't been so wet I doubt she'd have gotten me in.'
"So full…just wait a moment… let me adjust…" Rias panted out. The pinch of pain from her maidenhead had already passed, now there was just the discomfort of being claimed by the inhumanly large phallus of her lover. Devil, Angel, and Yokai females weren't initially any more accommodating that a virgin human, but their organs adapted to their first lover. The males for the most part were only slightly bigger than human average, even the larger yokai. Xander was way above that average and it was taking Rias a few moments for it not to be on the edge of pain. When it did, Rias's whole world was awash with pleasure. "…there. You can move now, Xander-koi."
"Damn I love you, you crazy woman." Xander murmured as he did start moving. This was something Xander never really had a doubt about. Starting off with long slow strokes, he coaxed Rias into moving in rhythm with him. What he hadn't expected was for his enhanced senses to make this moment even better than he remembered. Instead of just feeling the warm tightness of his lover and hearing her moans and squeals of pleasure, Xander could smell and taste her arousal and hear her rapid heartbeat. Atop that, the mental link had formed a limited feedback loop as they literally broadcast their pleasure to each other. It wasn't too long until he had to start thinking of baseball or trying to decipher Sanskrit to hold off his impending release.
Rias for her part wondered how anyone ever got anything done if this was how sex felt all the time. The sensations of Xander thrusting in and out of her were too delicious by half. It hadn't taken too long for her to be driven to cum on the cock stirring up her insides. She was not stranger to Xander induce pleasure, but this was a new level. It wasn't as mind shattering as when he'd teased her G-spot, but she still wasn't able to articulate anything. In fact all she could do was moan and squeal like some JAV star getting pounded. (I love your cock! I love you! Fuck me! Breed me! Just never stop! I WANT YOUR BABY!)
That was it, Xander couldn't hold back as those words penetrated his consciousness. He'd tried to pull out, not really trusting the fact that Devils had low fertility. Unfortunately, his chivalry was thwarted again by Rias who was using every ounce of her strength to keep Xander buried inside of her. The repeated mental cries of lover to cum with her were too much. This time both Xander and Rias experienced the white out as the mental feedback of the mutual release overwhelmed them.
"Darling, I just witnessed the hottest deflowering ever. Least till I get my hands on you." Raynare was across the street from the Hyoudyou house watching everything through the window in Xander's room. Her panties were around her ankles as she teased herself with one hand in the other she was holding her cell phone. "Are you sure I have to wait until they remove the seal?" She paused for a moment. "Damn it. I need some release." She paused again as her boyfriend spoke. "You mean that's what that is for? I thought it was just some weird fetish vibrator for computer geeks. Damn it. I can't sneak into my room right now, we have to wait."