My Unconventional Family

Disclaimer: Warning, ya might need brain bleach for this one! As this is a tie in to that omake from 'Meet The Wallers!' Where Oliver, Waller, Jade, and her husband got it on in the hot tub with one another and the consequences of that in the aftermath. And if possible, let's get some actual reviews on the contents of the chapters and not just idea after idea, hmm?

Summary: Just what do you do when you have your son back, but he's married to 3 people at the same time? Moira's got no clue!

"I'm… I'm sorry, but I'm not quite sure I heard you right, Oliver." Declared Moira Queen while feeling a bit faint.

Her son shot her a big wide smile. "Oh, you heard me, mom. I'm married to Amanda, Jade, and Kruen! I'd be married to another one but she's a little hesitant to the idea at the moment." He told her.

Though he had a feeling Samantha's resolve would be crumbling very soon! "Who!? Certainly not Laurel as she refuses to speak with you!"

"Ohh… Someone you tried to pay off awhile back instead of being a good mom who would have made me grow up with Samantha and I's kid." Oliver told her nonchalantly and causing her to instantly pale.

There had definitely been a high amount of pissed offness that more then a few criminals had felt once Amanda had uncovered his mother's deceit in that area and told him about it. Followed promptly by reaching out to Samantha and young William and not giving up until she agreed to allow him to be in his son's life. And Jade, much like she had with Amanda, had taken an instant liking to Samantha and the young mother had been a little flabbergasted by the amount of attention she was getting from the international assassin. Jade wasn't necessarily alone in her attention giving either as both Amanda and Kruen had felt an attraction towards her as well. "I see you know exactly what I'm talking about, mom. But don't worry, I'm not pissed as Hell anymore. I'm just pissed."

"I… Oliver, I did that for your own good!"

"Right. If you say so." He told her while scoffing.

Something she didn't quite like one bit! "Also, before Amanda and I got hitched to Jade and Kruen, we had an unexpected but highly moment of fun in a hot tub and congrats! You're a grandma three times over!" That bit of joyful information made the older woman a bit feint.

"W-What!?"

"Yep! Jade's baby is mine while Amanda's is Kruen's." Oliver let out a chuckle.

"Boy, its a good thing Mandy's the head of ARGUS and Jade and Kruen are international assassins or not even the Queen fortune would be able to handle that many kids!" He told his even more pale mother jokingly.

As he knew full well the Queen fortune could handle it! "You hear that, Speedy!? You're an Aunt three times over!"

"YAY!" Came the happy and not at all guilty response from the hiding Thea.

Oliver just grinned. "Oh, and until I've forgiven you, you aren't allowed to have anything to do with the kids."

And with that, his mother promptly fainted, causing Thea to come out from her hiding place while Oliver just looked down at their mother. "Well, she took that pretty well, wouldn't you say?" He asked with a big smile towards his baby sister.

Who could only stare at him in an incredulous manner!

Author's Notes: Eh heh heh, yeah, she definitely took that very well!