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Rias had some nice nipples.

"99 cm... and with a waist of 58 cm... I would guess your underbust is about... 70 to 76 cm." Naruto did calculations on Rias bra size, purely from the fact that she was currently in HIS bed, hugging HIM, while she let it all hang out. Not that he was wearing clothes, but he had gone to bed naked, not expecting that Rias would be in his bed when he woke up.

He was just curious, so he would sate that until she woke up.

"Mmmm."

"Lets see... gah... I wish I knew what bra size Tsunade was. Her bust line was a 106 cm, and since she kept her body fit... I would say her underbust was a firm... 76... Rias has slightly more fat than Tsunade on her body... so lets go with... 78." Naruto was comparing Rias to the much larger Tsunade, because she was one of the few people he could think of with tits that he could compare Rias to. "Hinata was somewhere around 104 cm to 106 cm I believe... but she was at a 76 underbust." Naruto tried to remember his wife's bra size.

Naruto sat up.

He grabbed Rias bra off the bed, and he finished his mental math.

"Come on H-cup."

Rias rubbed her eyes softly and moaned cutely when she heard somebody talking, and looked to see Naruto was looking at the inside of her bra.

"Na-"

"Fucking I-cup, I was so close... meaning your underbust is 74 cm, not 76... impressive size. You almost have boobs as big... ah... you woke up." Naruto noted that Rias was awake, and he looked at her breasts. Her breasts that pressed together under the weight of gravity, and he gave an impressed whistle. "Why are you naked?"

Nice nipples.

Rias had rosey pink nipples, with decently big areola to them, nice and suckable if it were to say anything about them out loud.

"I sleep naked... and I just love cuddling with my servants." Rias was honest at least.

Naruto took a deep breath.

"Rias Gremory... sit up and listen." Naruto grabbed her and pushed her into sitting with her legs crossed, and he crossed his and sat in front of her. She gave him the most amused smile. "... you do realize that you're VERY hot right?" Naruto asked her to start with.

"Yes, I realize I'm very attractive."

"Okay, Rias... now answer this... what am I?" Naruto asked her, pointing at himself to try and get her to realize what she had done wrong. His eyes kept wandering down to her breasts, and he shifted the covers over his lap so that he could hide his growing problem.

"A dhampire."

"A guy... I might me small, super feminine, thin, and physically weaker than you, but I am STILL a guy. It might not be impressive, but I am still a guy, with a biological want to stick it inside you." Naruto bonked her on the head. Rias looked down at his crotch, before she reached out and pat the top of his head. She seemed to take some amusement in his words, and she even put a teasing smile right across her pink lips.

He bonked her again, with her rubbing her head with more amusement.

"You're one of my cute servants, so I feel skinship is important. I appreciate your concern for my well being." Rias appreciated his concern for what it was, but she just looked at how cute he was and she just didn't feel that much of a sense of danger. Not to mention she was sure that she could trust he wouldn't try anything out of respect. The most he had done was try and figure out her cup size when he found her asleep in his bed. That seemed more out of curiousity in comparing her to somebody else. "... by the way... you know girls with larger breasts than I?" Rias was a little curious.

"Akeno-"

"Of course her, but what of the other ones?" Rias didn't feel like she needed to be reminded that Akeno had larger boobs than she did. She was reminded of that any time they went to the bath house together, or when they just bathed together. Akeno was the largest girl that Rias knew when it came to that.

"My grandma and my wife... my granny had a more toned torso than you, and her bust line was 106 cm... and my wife was also toned from training, with a bust line around that same size." Naruto didn't have too much of a problem answering that. "... though, they just beat you in size... their training and toned bodies made their boobs kind of firmer... yours are softer." Naruto could see that she had some trouble believing him.

Rias was slightly, only slightly, surprised.

"They were human right?"

"Well... mostly human, but descended from... don't worry too much about that. About as human as they came. If you put a little more effort into toning up your body, you could actually increase your cup size. Let me guess... your body fat % is around... 17%" Naruto asked her, since she had a super model figure. If she trained herself harder physically, she could burn down at least 2% more than what she was at.

"Actually, about 19%."

"Ah, you're just naturally more on the hourglass side... thin. Well, I'm going to take a shower..." Naruto sated his curiousity, and he was about to stand up, before he noticed that Rias was smiling at him. "... I'm going to take a cold shower." Naruto hinted to her.

Could she look away and give him privacy?

"Oh, that sounds like a great way to wake up... I think I'll join you." Rias chirped with an excited smile. She loved hot showers, but nothing beat a cold shower early in the morning to get the blood flowing.

"I'm taking a cold shower, alone... You gave me a boner Rias, I have a boner and need to take care of it... so you can-"

-In the Shower-

"Does it feel good?" Rias asked as she moved her hands.

"... Yeah."

"I'm glad... see, taking a shower together feels so much better... let me know before you rinse." Rias spoke, tone suggestive.

She was washing his hair, sitting behind him as the cold water splashed over their bodies. All things considered, despite himself, he was disappointed that she wasn't using her hands in another way. Naruto took the wash bin of super cold water, and poured it over his head to cleanse himself of the urge to push Rias down.

"Ah~!"

"Rias, stop being so suggestive... I JUST got rid of my boner, and now it is returning with a cold, shrunken vengeance." Naruto could do without her sexy moans. "Are you TRYING to seduce me with some kind of devil technique?" Naruto turned around to face her, and she just smiled at him with her arm propping up her breasts.

Nipple hardened by the cold water, sticking straight out like attention seeking missles, demanding to be shot down.

"No, but speaking of techniques... when you were first alive... maybe something you could recreate with magic and teach me." Rias was very interested in what his past life had to offer. She wanted to ask about techniques that could be turned into magic spells, thanks to his experience and imagination.

"Uh... sure... what kind of technique do you want to experiment with?" Naruto asked her with a raised eyebrow.

"Something I can use to gather information on somebody." Rias answered, and Naruto looked at her.

"Can you make me a ball of ice?" Naruto asked her, seeing as he didn't really know any ice magic at the moment. She complied with his request, and he watched her make an ice ball that was nearly perfect in appearance. He accepted it between his hands. Her request made it more simple for him to recall a technique he had seen used before, or at least knew of it's usage. "... what do you think Akeno is doing right now?"

"Making breakfast."

"Okay... well lets look." Naruto stated as he channeled magic into his imagination, and Rias watched the ice ball begin to glow brightly as a spell took effect. Naruto imagined viewing Akeno, and he used his knowledge of what her magic felt like. Rias looked with a raised eyebrow as Akeno appeared in the ball.

She was making breakfast.

"... So... you just use a ball and..."

"If you know what their energy feels like, you could view them and hear them, no matter how far away or anything blocking the spells." Naruto showed Rias, and she listened closely, and she could hear Akeno muttering to herself. Rias watched with a twinkle to her eye.

"So... you could use this to spy on somebody-"

"Not unless you know what their energy feels like. Once you have that memorized, you can spy on them from anywhere. All you should have to do is imagine you are looking at them, while thinking about how their energy feels." Naruto explained how to use it to her.

Rias frowned.

'So... I can't use this to spy on Riser and his peerage without first memorizing what their demonic power feels like. I don't know how long I have before he makes a move. I can't use this to scout Sacred Gear users for my peerage either, not without scouting them out in person first... but this is extremely useful.' Rias took the ball, and she watched as Akeno's image vanished. She didn't have Riser's demonic power memorized, so using it to gather weakness information on his peerage would need her to contact him.

That was it.

She could invite Riser and his peerage to visit her in the human world, find some sort of excuse that would be appealing to him. Invite him to some kind of event where their guards would be down, and she could memorize all of their demonic powers. Once that was done, she could spend her free time learning his weaknesses and planning around them.

"Your brain is a treasure trove of techniques... I could spend all day asking you about these techniques you know or heard of."

"Well, the leader of my village used this one to spy on me all the time... and pretty much every leader knows it... even if they don't use it. So what other technique can you show me?" Rias asked with a twinkle to her eyes.

She was learning something very interesting and helpful.

"What do you want to know."

"Something... something that can be used to de-moralize the enemy. To make them want to abandon a fight."

"Oh... I know JUST the think to teach you." Naruto stated as he cracked all of his knuckles and got his hands prepared to teach Rias the technique. He knew of one technique that everyone who had experienced it, feared above most other techniques. He stood up and stretched his legs. "... I've been dying to try experimenting with a magic version of THIS one." Naruto was excited for it.

"Oh, you seem VERY excited to use it." Rias noted with a glint to her eye.

His excitement just made her all the more excited to see it.

"Okay... first... I'll gather magical wind power like this." Naruto stated as he placed his hands nearby each other. Rias noted that the wind was hard to see, but he was using his imagination to control it expertly.

It was like he was naturally attuned to wind.

She copied him, gathering her demonic power and making it magic power, before she gathered wind between her hands. It formed a ball, and when he placed his hands inside of his wind ball, she did the same with hers.

"Okay."

"Now... disperse it while keeping control of it." Naruto took his hands apart, and she saw all of the wind he gathered faded into the area. "I am teaching you a magical version of my villages most secret and sacred technique... so be sure to watch very carefully." Naruto scattered his energy with the wind. He placed his hands together, and she followed suit, doing exactly as he was doing.

She didn't see it.

2 hands made out of wind, appeared behind her as they gained density through magic power, and they were copying Naruto's hands in shape.

"I see... and what are we going to be doing... how does this make the enemy lose their morale?" Rias questioned with bright eyes. She watched as he tightly gripped his hands together, and then pointed all of his index and middle fingers up into the air. She followed right after him, copying him and concentrating on what she was doing.

"This technique WILL throw them off their game... because very few people can concentrate after having this technique used on them."

"I see... that sounds like an amazing advantage to have... is it okay for you to be showing this to me?" Rias asked, since the way he was describing, the technique sounded like it was something that should only be passed down from master to student.

Naruto laughed a little.

Oh, she was in for a shocker.

"It is called... 1,000 Years of Death."

"Amazing... this skill- EEEEEP!" Rias STOPPED as he eyes widened, because she felt an instant pain that came out of nowhere. She jumped forward and slipped on the wet floor, before she hit her forehead against the wall. She heard laughing, and she quickly turned her neck and saw two hands in the same shape as Naruto's hands were behind her. "You... ow... my butt... ow." Rias grabbed her butt cheeks and squeezed them together to try and soothe the pain between her cheeks.

Naruto grabbed a towel from the hook and wrapped it around his waist, before he walked out of the bathroom.

"Trust me, most people don't want to fight after being fingered, and those that DO want to fight, will be so angry they won' think straight... gah!" Naruto was shocked when Rias extended her hand and grabbed him. He stopped walking INSTANTLY when she had him by the literal balls, squeezing his dick between her fingers and pushing her palm very uncomfortably against his nuts. "... Rias... I taught you a great technique."

"Yeah... yeah... yeah, you sure did. That is such a great technique to humiliate somebody... you can feel it deep in you." Rias slowly got to her feet and pressed her body against him, keeping a firm hold of his junk. "... and since you taught me such a great technique... why don't I teach you one... I think I'll call it... 1,000 Pounds of Humilation." Rias gathered magical power around her free hand.

"Oh... Pound, like hitting something hard-"

*SMACK*

"Ah, my ass!"

*SMACK*

"You earned this, 998 more to go... that was a very nice prank you pulled... and since you pulled a prank on me, of course, you will face the consequences for it... right?"

"... You know what... worth it to hear that cute scream you made. Did you hear it, you went eeeep... EEEEEP!"

*SMACK*

Her scream was worth it.

That was the day that Rias learned a new technique.

Wind Magic: 1,000 Years of Death

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