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"Heh."

15 Crystal Balls were active out of 16 that Rias had bought, and she looked at the sole, only reason that she had invited Riser and his peerage. She had invited him over and memorized the demonic power of each member of his peerage, other than his sister who had left the meeting to follow Naruto.

Telescope Magic.

Rias was going to find every weakness that she could possibly find, or something that she could use against Riser to either beat him, or make him not want anything to do with her.

"Oh come on... again... ugga." Rias leaned back in her chair when she saw Riser ONCE AGAIN, having sex with another member of his peerage. This time the nekomata twins, and she grabbed the bridge of her nose in annoyance. Riser would have sex with 2 or 3 of the girls in his peerage a day, and she was starting to get sick and tired of seeing his dick. She stopped channeling magic to the 3 crystal balls that all showed the same sight. She would turn it back on in 20 minutes when they were down with sex, but until then she would move onto the next section.

There was a Rating Game coming up that Riser would be participating in, and his peerage were putting effort into training for it. She had until she was an adult to ready herself, adult by devil standards, to prepare for her contest against Riser where she would put her hand in marriage on the line.

She had some time.

Unless, of course, something happened that caused Riser to decide to force her to marry him earlier than intended.

"Like if I got a member of my peerage with a Longinus or something, and he was afraid of giving me time to train them up." Rias could imagine that pretty easily. Riser was arrogant, but if she got a peerage member that he believed had potential to surpass him, he would want to marry her sooner. Then he would not have a problem with the peerage member, and would encourage their growth... but only after he was safe from their power himself.

She was kind of happy that she had no earthly idea what Naruto's Sacred Gear was, because if she didn't know, then she was sure nobody else knew about it. Riser had even asked her, casually sounding, what his ability was. She was glad to tell him that she had no idea, and he seemed to take confidence in that.

Rias snapped her fingers, and summoned her familiar.

"Go hand out fliers today... maybe somebody with enough desire will summon me, instead of the others." Rias was a high-class devil with a familiar, so she didn't hand out her own summoning contracts. That was something that was left to grunts who were still learning about devil society. All of the members of her peerage who took on contracts had their familiars pass them out. "... has Naruto taken any contracts for me yet?" Rias asked with a raised eyebrow.

-Later that Night-

"Hey, Naruto... I'm being summoned, since you haven't done any contracts yet, why don't you handle it for me?" Rias asked kindly.

"Not happening."

"Ah... we can talk about this later, but if you're busy training, I'll take this one." Rias was not expecting his response to come so quickly, and for it to be an outright refusal as well. She got up and moved to the enter of the room, where she activated the summoning circle, and teleported away to where she was being summoned.

Naruto was playing on his phone.

"So... why did you refuse?" Akeno asked Naruto with a raised eyebrow, since he was the ONLY peerage member who had yet to complete any contracts. Yuuto was curious, since he did a few contracts himself. Even Koneko, who was one of the biggest contract success stories, raised a brow when Naruto seemingly rejected an important part of devil society.

"Personal history."

"... With devils?"

"With missions, jobs, requests, and contracts... somehow, I know if I go on a contract, I'll be wrapped up with some huge conspiracy, or maybe save the life of... what would you say our enemies are?" Naruto asked the room, anyone could answer.

"Fallen Angels, Angels, Nuns, and Priests."

"A Nun or Fallen Angel... if I get involved with something like a contract, somehow I just KNOW that I'm going to get some girl to fall in love with me... or become infatuated with me. Then something really dramatic will happen... no thank you... I already have 2 women who are falling in love with me... I want to avoid more." Naruto explained his logic.

"Two?" Akeno asked with a glint.

"You and Ravel Phenex... somehow I think she's going to talk herself into falling for me, by the next time I see her, she will have completely fallen in love... and the worst part is by the time I see her again, she will have fully convinced herself of it... and at this point, I've given up trying to convince you." Naruto answered her. Yuuto just made a face from confusion, while Koneko shrugged her shoulders.

That sounded hilarious to her.

"... Are you trying to avoid a harem?" Yuuto realized with a hand to his mouth.

Why?

"Because, I'm weak to people being honest... if a girl tells me she loves me from the bottom of her heart and she seems it, I wouldn't be able to turn her down. The only way I could turn down a girl, would be if there was something about her that I hated so much, that she repulsed me." Naruto pointed to Akeno. "... I've already pretty much come to terms with the fact we might as well be dating."

"Oh... you have... that is perfect." Akeno smiled before frowning. "... wait, then why don't you ask me out on a date?"

"Because, I am almost positive if we go on a date, something perverted will happen... and this is JUST a guess... but somehow we will fall down some stairs, flip upside down, land in a compromising position where you are sucking me and I'm fingering you." Naruto couldn't see a date ending with anything but that, not with how perverted Akeno was and her aura of lewd.

"I'm fine with that."

"If my penis EVER gets in your mouth, you will tease the hell out of me, and won't stop until I'm shooting blanks."

"I'm fine with that."

"How much experience do you have with this kind of stuff?" Yuuto was very interested with what kind of life Naruto lived that ended up with him thinking this way.

"This situation... none... just a wild guess."

"Oh yeah... how about this... make a wild guess. What kind of request did Rias get summoned for, that she wanted you to take." Akeno asked him, since if he was so street smart, he would be able to make a guess that was pretty accurate.

Naruto put a finger to his lip.

He thought about it.

"My guess is... Rias has 8 Pawns right... by the end of the night, she will use up all 8 Pawns in order to revive a dying..." Naruto was trying to make his best guess. "... Rias is super hot... and if SHE was being summoned by a strong desire... pervert. Rias got summoned by a dying pervert... the desire to breed is strong before death. She will revive a perverted weakling who has a powerful Sacred Gear or something... Longinus-level, since that would be the least convenient thing for her." Naruto made his guess.

...

"You are saying that Rias will summon... a Longinus-wielding, perverted weakling... use up all 8 of her pawns on him... off of some random contract she wanted to give to you... I would bet on that." Koneko even cracked a smile when she saw a bet that she would happily take. That situation sounded absolutely impossible to her, and she wasn't the only one who it sounded impossible for.

The ODDS of such a thing happening were almost impossible.

"You know the odds of that happening are... incredibly slim right?"

"I know... I just thought of the least likely possible outcome, and that I what I think will happen tonight... you want to make a bet on it."

"I do." Akeno agreed with Naruto.

He pointed to her.

"Fine... I will bet my ass on it. I will become your sex slave for however long you want... and Koneko... I will do whatever you want for 20 years, no limits... Yuuto... I'll support your little revenge plot." Naruto made bets with all of them. It was just up to them to take it.

"Oh... 20 years... then I'll respond with..."

"Stop wearing underwear for 20 months."

"I'll take that bet." Koneko knew she was going to win anyway, so there was no reason at all for her to fear such a thing. "Why so little?"

"I want the bet to be embarassing, but I don't want you to be too hurt... and Yuuto, why don't you bet the same thing."

"Sure."

"And-"

"Akeno, I want you to... not do anything perverted for a week... I could use a break from some of that." Naruto knew exactly what he wanted, and he was going to put it on the line.

-The Next Morning-

"HOW!?"
"NO WAY!"
"!?"

Akeno, Yuuto, and Koneko ALL reacted with shock when Rias came to the clubroom the next day and told them all that she had gotten summoned by a dying boy, Issei Hyoudou... an infamous pervert in the school, and she had used all 8 of her pawns to revive him. Issei was famously weak for even losing to girls in fights at the school, peeking on them changing, and reading porn at school. He was an absolute weakling, meaning none of them could argue that he didn't fit that description.

"What?" Rias stepped back in shock.

Why were they screaming?

"... Let me guess, you suspect it might be a Longinus?" Naruto asked Rias, sounding bored.

"I didn't know it when I revived him, but I took a chance, and this morning I pretty much confirmed he has one... but I don't know which one." Rias sounded somewhat happy, but still VERY confused when she saw the rest of her peerage seemingly horrified by the news. "What is going on?"

"I bet them you would revive a perverted weakling with a Longinus, using 8 pawns, from near-death last night."

"What would possess you to make that bet?" Rias asked Naruto, since that kind of situation just didn't happen.

"... Look at your peerage... you stumbled your way into every single one of them so far, and ALL of them are extremely unlikely. You are BULLSHIT levels of lucky... like, if you bought a lottery ticket 7 times, you would win 7 jackpots." Naruto stated with a complete deadpan. Rias was no manipulator, or at the very least she sucked at it. She coasted through on luck, and such bullshit luck that with some very basic thinking, a person could basically predict what would happen to Rias in any given situation. "... I bet I can guess what his Sacred Gear is."

"Oh?"

"Horny... so... Red Dragon Emperor... Boosted Gear... red because it matches your hair color, and because red is one of the colors of lust. I bet Issei has the Boosted Gear, since it is pretty average among the Longinus." Naruto turned his phone to show that it was connected to the internet, the devil internet, which showed a list of the longinus. "Also, dragon is slang for penis."

"... Oh?" Rias was curious.

"Yep, so for a pervert, something dragon related is a must... his red dragon... yep... for a pervert that sounds like the perfect bullshit power." Naruto was just guessing the most unlikely, but the most fitting thing he could think up. Just random bullshit that would be hilarious if you really thought about it.

"I'll take that bet... what are you betting me?" Rias questioned him with a smirk.

"I don't really care too much... how about... who cares, just reward me with something."

"... and when I win, I want you to become my cuddle partner in my bed for the foreseable future."

"Fine."

The bet was on.

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