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Naruto enjoyed his week.

No Akeno pervertness, meant that she mostly left him alone to train. He didn't show up at the club room at all, since that would risk him getting involved with a NEW club member that would distract him even more from his training.

Shadow Manipulation: Trained
Animal Transformation: Trained
Magic Control: Basics

He still needed to truly get used to his body, which involved training in the various aspects of it that even Gasper had always avoided to the best of his ability.

"By the way... how are you healing so fast... a vampire's healing abilities are only super charged when we rest in our coffins?" Gasper asked Naruto when he watched his severed arm regrow from shadows, before a new arm formed where the old one was. He never had that level of healing when he was the soul in control of the body, and now it seemed like his healing was extra-super-charged with no need for a coffin.

Naruto paused in his training.

"My soul has extremely potent, extremely powerful life-force, and the members of my clan were born with innate enhanced healing. That ability is tied to my soul, and since my soul fused with your energy... well you get a few buffs. My Uzumaki life force ability to heal, has fused with the Vampire life force and healing ability, and combined with the fact YOUR life force in our shadow is buffing it further... basically... we've got a form of semi-immortality... enhanced by Devil biology." Naruto stated to Gasper rather simply.

Their healing abilities didn't stack, they multiplied together to form a type of superior regeneration. With the Vampire Immortality and Healing, Uzumaki Life Force and Healing, and the fact they had 2 Souls strongly connected meant each ability was buffing each other.

The Vampire Immortality was buffing the Uzumaki Life-Force and the Twin Souls, which was buffed further by the Devil Boost.
The Uzumaki Life Force was buffing the Vampire Healing and Twin Souls connection, which was strongly buffed by the two Bishop pieces binding them further.

"... Semi-immortality?"

"Our souls are bound together... Gasper... your soul IS resting in it's coffin right now, our shadow." Naruto showed this by forming a magical blast in his hand.

He blasted the entire upper half of his body off with one strong attack, destroying himself so that only his legs remained. Shadows started to quickly grow and reform his body, and Naruto looked down at himself once his head and arms regenerated, before standing back up and dusting himself off.

"Oh right... the bird girl would have killed you."

"Exactly... but the problem is... I have kind of a clue of the limits of our regeneration, and I would rather not test it too much... and it takes longer to heal from broken bones and torn muscles than it does regrowing... if I break my arm, it will take longer to heal than simply regrowing it." Naruto explained to Gasper when he felt the boy's confusion. "Anyway... I'm thinking this new technique will be... frankly terrifying... going to be nice to try out." Naruto grinned as he looked at the results of his newest technique.

A bear.

A bear had collapsed in complete and utter fear, the creature had been used to experiment with a technique. Something he made by controlling his vampire ability to control mist, and combined with other abilities that he had already trained in. The creature was paralyzed with the fear that overtook it, before Naruto looked at it, and his pink-red eyes made contact with the creature, and instantly the creatue just... died as it was overtaken by enough fear to stop it's heart.

"What was THIS technique based on?"

"Demonic Illusion: Hell Viewing... shows the victim whatever their greatest fears are... though I'm not showing the victim their greatest fear per say... I can't exactly know what they fear... also... what I'm showing them is only half illusion." Naruto wondered what he was going to do with a dead bear. He looked at it, before he decided he would just leave it for other animals to eat as a free meal. "I'm not a mind reader, and illusions are not my forte..."

"Naruto."

"FUCK!?" Naruto jumped when Akeno appeared behind him, and he had no clue how long she had been there either. "I'm going to put a BELL on you." Naruto was sick of how often she was able to sneak up on him like that. His new bodies senses were not as keen as those of a ninja, and he was very out of practice, but the ease which she could hide her power and just sneak around was startling in his new body.

"Please do... should I do bell nipple piercings?"

"Oh right... it's been a week, you can be a pervert again." Naruto had used his week for training, so it had flown by for him.

"... Fallen Angels and a Nun... how much did you know?"

"What?" Naruto asked with a tilted head, since he had no clue at all what she was talking about. Akeno seemed like she was genuinely concerned about something, so he had the decency to take her seriously.

"Issei had been killed by a Fallen Angel, and he made friends with a Nun less than 48 hours after becoming a Devil... and that Nun was taken in by those same Fallen Angels... and she had her Sacred Gear stolen..."

"Did Rias revive her?" Naruto asked with a knowing look.

Akeno nodded.

"How did you-"

"-stopping you there. I was just guessing, since the church and fallen angels are our enemies, if we got involved with anyone, it would be them. So... Rias only had her Rook and Knight left... what did she get revived as?" Naruto was curious about the Nun-turned-Devil and what position she would take.

Akeno looked down at him and gave a seductive smile.

She then made eye contact again.

"She took the Knight piece, little Asia Argento is a knight... Rias was very conflicted, since the girl has healing powers. A Knight that can run around the battlefield healing, or a Rook that can be up front and center, healing her allies..."

"Seems like Bishop would have fit her better."

"Yeah, it does, doesn't it... but Rias used both her Bishops on the two of you." Akeno spoke as she looked at Naruto's shadow, where she knew Gasper was quietly listening to the conversation. Gasper mostly just spoke up for specific reasons, otherwise he was perfectly fine being quiet. 'This means... there will always be an audience for sex.. the exhibitionist in me is screaming at how amazing that sounds.' Akeno ran her tongue along her lips.

Naruto bonked her head.

"Bad girl."

"By the way... Issei DID have the Boosted Gear... so you won that bet against Rias as well. Do you have some ability to always win bets?"

"Nope."

"So how?"

"I always win bets, not because I have the ability to always win, but I only bet when I'm 100% confident that I'm going to win... or when the bet involves my own hard work. Also, I always seem to win bets that have major stakes." Naruto didn't put any stake in his betting skills. He only made bets that he was sure he would win, or where he could try his hardest in order to win.

"So you KNEW you would win?" Akeno figured.

"No, I was just guessing... Rias has this unreal, but kind of stupid luck. So I just thought of the weirdest logic I could, and I figured that logic would have a 100% chance of winning. Like... I wouldn't make a get with you over something random like... Janken." Naruto wouldn't make a bet over something incredibly random where there were only a few possible outcomes. "... though I am also extremely lucky... so maybe that could play a factor." Naruto was curious now if he could beat his own luck and lose.

Akeno raised an eyebrow.

"So you are just lucky?"

"No, I am extremely unlucky... but maybe gambling luck balances it out. Makes me wonder if I can force a scenerio where I would lose in gambling." Naruto had the benefit of hindsight, and the miracle of not having to worry too much about any consequences to thank for his desire to lose in gambling. "Want to have sex?" Naruto asked Akeno with a smile.

"... You're joking."

"Nope... at least... lets put it to a gamble. I'm going to be gambling against you in a game of your choice, by rules of your choice... and I want to see if I can lose while trying my hardest to win. If you win... well that sucks for me..."

"I'm sure I can make it feel VERY good."

"Akeno, if we have sex, you're going to overpower me, dominate me, and humiliate me... and it will be hard to look everyone in the eye the next day. Like how when Rias was spanking..." Naruto stopped his story right then and there. "... regardless, I don't want to lose my virginity in this body while being humiliated." Naruto was not going to say what happened with Rias and his punishment out loud.

That was between him and Rias.

"Oh... right... you couldn't sit properly for two days... and for some reason Rias had trouble sitting that day as well."

"Heheheheh." Naruto did let out a small, evil chuckle when Akeno noted that for some reason Rias had trouble sitting that day as well. He glanced down as he chuckled.

...

"Oh crap, how long have I been naked for!?"

"Long enough for me to get a good view of that cutie booty, and that tasty little snack... it is taking all my self-control to not get a taste."

"To answer your quest, you've been mostly naked since you tested your healing ability." Gasper decided to answer that for Naruto.

"Why didn't you say anything!?"

"Because, I think we're cute."

He was surrounded by perverts.

Just his luck.

Chapter End!
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