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"Such a cute girl!"

"Ah... just going to ignore that, sup Rias... been about a week." Naruto ignored Issei when he walked into the room. Naruto had casually seen him around the school, though they never talked at all. Issei just needed to see a pretty face in order to gush over a girl it would seem.

"Small boobies can be nice too... you don't need to wear a boy's uniform."

"Sexual harrassment aside... you can give me the reward for our bet whenever you feel like it." Naruto informed Rias of the biggest reason he made a trip back to the clubroom. He glanced at Akeno, who had a deck of blank playing cards that she was using magic on. He raised an eyebrow at the cards, figuring that she was getting some kind of gambling game ready for whatever they were going to do. "Is there anything you need from me?" Naruto questioned her.

Rias nodded her head.

"I would love it if you would gather contracts... maybe show Issei or Asia how... Issei hasn't succeeded yet, and Asia has yet to take one." Rias knew he was more than smart enough and experienced enough to fulfill a simple devil contract with a human. He was STILL the only member of her peerage, bar the newest members, who had yet to complete so much as a single contract. "I'm a bit... busy." Rias gestured to the crystal balls that she was viewing.

She was still spying on Riser and his peerage, was she?

"Nope."

"I figured you would say that... what would it take for you to actually do your job as a devil?" Rias asked Naruto with just an amused sigh.

Naruto rubbed his fingers to his thumb.

"Ah... Naruto-san... it's a pleasure to meet you... I pray that God-EEEEEP!?" Asia squeeked loudly, and Naruto felt the smallest of winces of pain from the act of her praying, everyone in the room felt it, but Asia got it the worst. Since she was the offending party, she had abandoned her nun clothes in favor of a school uniform. Asia was visibly sad by the fact she was physically pained by the act of faith.

Issei was laughing nervously.

"Asia... we're... you know... devils."

"I know..."

"Wow, she looks like a kicked puppy... Asia, right... I hope that God blesses, ow, our meeting." Naruto spoke to her, and he winced when HE felt more of the pain this time. Asia's eyes lit up at his words, and she rushed to his side, grabbing his hand between both of hers.

"Yes, I agree... it is a blessing I could meet everyone here. I'm new to this, so please... teach me!" Asia bowed several times. She amused everyone in the room, while Rias looked at Naruto, expecting some kind of answer in the positive. Issei was sending him a thumbs up, two of them, because he was under the understanding that he was a girl who would be teaching Asia.

Naruto looked at Koneko and Yuuto, who both were busy with other stuff now that the exciting part of the meeting was over with.

"Well Naruto, you can't just leave your poor, cute, devil kohai all on her own."

"I can, and we both know that I would..." Naruto made a gesture with his hand again, the same gesture towards Rias. She looked at his hand, before just sighing and nodding her head. "... but not this time... come with me Asia, we'll go hand out contracts." Naruto saw he was getting what he wanted. "Hey Asia, want to here a story about when I was in travelling across Ireland?" Naruto asked Asia, walking with her.

"Awesome ass... it almost makes up for the lack of upper size." Issei watched Naruto leave with an appreciation.

Naruto and Asia left the room.

"I didn't know you swung that way." Akeno just casually chimed in.

"Hey now, I think girls can look pretty got in tight jeans... especially when they have a little crack peeking out."

"Ah... okay then." Akeno stated, not saying anything more than that. She released the smallest of choked giggles when she realized she could have a lot of fun with this, since Naruto ignored the mistake.

-Later-

"Wait... so this is all we do?" Asia approached a random person in the city, and handed out a piece of paper with a summoning contract printed on it. She saw Naruto wasn't really even trying to pass out any papers, much more happy to watch her working. "... and... were you a Christian before you..."

"Ah... hmmm... well... no."

"Oh... but you're a dhampire." Asia could tell by looking at his ears, the pointed ears and the tiny little fangs he had were giveaways to what he was. Fangs not quite as pronounced as a full vampire, and instead of bright red, his eyes were a pinkish red, which implied that he was not full. Naruto nodded his head to that, and actually gave out a piece of paper. "... what was that?" Asia asked when she saw Naruto holding a ring in his hand.

He ignored her and walked towards a woman.

"Missus... your ring fell off your finger."

"Oh my, thank you! Is there anything I can do to thank you?"

"Sure, you can take this paper and... how about you think about me really hard, at about... how does 7:30 sound, you doing anything around that time?" Naruto asked the woman as he gave her the paper. She looked at him, before she rubbed the top of his head, just assuming him to be a cute boy.

"Sounds perfect."

Then she walked off.

"... I slipped her ring from her finger, so that she would summon me later tonight. When handing out contracts, try and stand out a little." Naruto grabbed Asia by the skirt and pulled her back when she headed towards a group of boys who were staring at her. He sighed in amusement, because he could see that the boys for sure would be attracted to her... but they were not the type of clients she wanted. "How about trying that older man over there, the one who seems sad... mid-30s... and the aura of a man who lost his job." Naruto stated as he tried to guess.

She walked off, a chipper smile and pep to her step. He watched as she approached the man, spoke with him for a few minutes, before hanging him a contract. He left with an unsure smile on his face.

"Wow, you guessed it... you really are an experienced devil!"

"Heheheh... sure..." Naruto didn't mention that he just had a lifetime of experience to call on, and he had seen many men on his walk home from work that had lost their jobs before. That would be depressing to say to her, so he just let her think what she wanted to think. "So... since you're a Knight, have you tested out your new super speed?" Naruto asked her.

She pouted.

"I... did... and ran into a wall."

"Oof." Naruto felt that, and knew just how bad it was to adjust to sudden boosts in speed. He had put his foot through many a stone walls getting used to random boosts to his own speed. "You want to know a trick to getting used to that?"

"Adjusting my eyes to the speed?" Asia had gotten that tip from Yuuto, and wondered if Naruto was going to be giving her the same kind of tip. He looked as he just hopped back and forth from foot to foot, and she just started to copy what he was doing without being told to. "What are we doing?" Asia asked.

Was there a point to this?

"Just train your spatial awareness, that is the trick... your eyes will eventually adjust on their own. So the trick is to never run at your top speed... running at top speed usually results in tunnel vision. When you run... do it at about... 50% to 60% run speed, use 70% to 80% for short bursts... use 90% when you're running in a straight line for a longer distance... and use 100% when you don't have a choice." Naruto gave her tips on how to handle super speed. He didn't have super speed anymore, but at least he could help a sweet girl who was forced to have to get used to it.

"Uuuuh?"

"Tunnel vision is where you can't see things not right in front of you... so if somebody was attacking you from your side, you couldn't react. For a healer, you should never, ever, ever... let yourself experience tunnel vision. You need to always be able to retreat away from combat, and carry the injured with you." Naruto knew that Asia was NOT a medic who could do combat. Her eyes were way too kind and sweet. "Here you go, you just won yourself an all-expense-paid, devil summoning, prices are negotiable, no-take-backs, and all wishes that can be fulfilled must be within reason." Naruto gave out a contract to a 20-something year old woman that passed them by on the street.

Asia looked around, before she realized they were talking about devil stuff and superpowers in public.

"Oh!"

"Don't worry about it, most people think people our age are just going through a phase... we can say whatever outlandish things we want, and people will just assume we're weirdo teens." Naruto had no need to hide anything he was saying. Either people would believe him and try to summon him, or they would dismiss him and not even make the attempt. "There we go... lets go get something to eat." Naruto grinned at Asia.

"Okay, that sounds delicious... where did you have in mind?"

-Somewhere Else-

"Hey sexy, give me something hot, wet, and sweaty."

"You know it cutie."

"This is Dimitri... he's a gay, russian, ramen maker." Naruto sat down, and introduced Asia to the ramen chef, who was activally flirting with Naruto by blowing him a kiss.

"... Russian... but..."

"He's black... his grand-parents were actually Jamaican, but they moved to Russia and had a kid, who married a Japanese woman... and he was born in Russia, before he came here with his mother. He makes a mean bowl of ramen." Naruto didn't mind the flirting, because the ramen was just that good. Asia had a bowl passed in front of her, and she looked at the dangerous color of it. She watched as Naruto unbuttoned his shirt and undid his tie. "... trust me... do it."

She blushed a little and unbuttoned her shirt enough to show her cleavage, before she took off her tie as well.

"Trust me little girl, it's hot."

"Russian dishes are mostly meat, this is his own creation... a horseradish borsch ramen... which this bastard here decides to add a little something extra to it... don't touch your eyes." Naruto slurped up the noodles.

"Naruto has been coming back almost every day for 2 weeks... he has become my only regular."

Asia sucked on her teeth when she copied Naruto, and her mouth was flooded with heat.

"Can I have... some water."

"Nope... trust me, once you finish a bowl." Naruto was already starting to sweat from the ramen. Asia looked at him, and she nodded her head. "Delicious though, right?"

'A bit too much meat...' Asia just thought to herself, but she nodded all the same. As much as she was suffering, the bowl was at least delicious. She was sweating now too, and between bites she would pant and huff, trying to cool off her lips. She looked back at Naruto and saw he was closing his eyes, suffering JUST as much as she was.

Naruto grinned at her.

"... I've never been that good at spicy foods either... but this is still really good. Trust me, the drink at the end will make it worth it." Naruto promised her. "By the way, this dude doesn't get a lot of business, because he he charges more than the competition... done." Naruto stated as he finished off his bowl.

"Here you go my small friend."

Asia watched as Naruto was given a glass bottle of milk, and he chugged it down, with a loud, satisfied sigh. She finished off her bowl, her face burning red from the heat in her body. She was given her own bottle of milk.

"Ooooh." Asia responded after her first drink.

It bubbled in her mouth.

"Carbonated milk... the contrast is nice... thanks, see you tomorrow." Naruto placed money on the counter as Asia finished her milk.

"So... why did we-"

-Later-

"Wow... you two must have worked VERY hard today... you really worked up a sweat." Rias stated when she saw how sweaty the two of them were.

Asia opened her mouth, but was nudged by Naruto.

"Yep... Asia... don't ruin that place for me. If people see Rias or Akeno there, everyone in the school will start going there... and because he charges so much, he will get a ton of bad reviews." Naruto whispered to her, her shoulder hiding his mouth from view. Asia stopped trying to say anything, and just nodded her head. "Also... I use that place to work up a sweat on days I didn't train as hard... seeing me sweating gets Akeno to leave me alone, because she thinks I'm too tired." Naruto didn't want that either. "Well... I've got a 7:30 contract schedules... maybe... so see you guys later."

"Be sure to take Asia with you."

"Sure... guess our day together isn't over yet." Naruto sighed.

Guess he was going to ACTUALLY do the contract, instead of just skipping out on it.

Chapter End!
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