Disclaimer: First Chapter
Story Start!

Shit happened.

He didn't know how he got to this point, again, but the stuff happened. It started with him and Asia streaking, trying to get back to Kuoh with as little problems as possible.

"You... you seem familiar... aren't you dead?"

"... Uzumaki Naruto..."

"The whisker marks gave it away, didn't they." Naruto looked at an older man, a man who he had killed before. His past problems sure were making their way to this world, and he was finding himself very annoyed with that fact.

The man was taller, and he had grown more muscular in the time that Naruto had last seen him. His grey body with black muscular spots were more pronounced than before, and he had 4 red orbs floating behind him, matching his pure red eyes.

Haido.

"This guy is BAD news... no matter what you do to him, he just heals from it... I've killed this guy like 70 times, and he doesn't stay dead... and now I'm trapped. Run away and call Sirzechs!" Serafall shouted over at Naruto. She had black tentacles binding her in a lewd fashion, and her magical energy was visibly being drained out of her, preventing her from using any magic.

Asia too.

"This guy is a weakling... how did you lose... and who are you exactly?" Naruto still didn't know who she was, or why any of this was happening.

"Weak?"

"I'm Serafall Leviathan, and this guy is a Stray Devil... he killed his Master and-"

"Ah... when the dimensional hole thingie swallowed up Gelel, your corpse came here... and some devil revived you... no wonder you seem stronger than before. You're like 150... almost 200 years older than you were when I killed you." Naruto realized as he looked at Haido, and he could sense Gelel was inside of him once again. That made sense, even if he was weak, if he absorbed the entire vein of Gelel and turned it into a stone, his healing abilities would make him literally unkillable in his current state.

"Just get me free, and we can work together to capture him, and make him pay for his crimes."

"I'm just going to kill him again..."

"Why are you naked?" Haido realized as he looked at Naruto, who was butt naked in front of him, and he was now more confused when he noticed that.

"Why are you in Japan?"

"... Isn't that obvious."

"Let me guess, after 200 years of being a Devil, you finished your research, and formed a group to take over the world... and Serafall came to stop you. She overwhelmed you in power, but since we're in the human world... she had to hold back, and eventually with your immortality, you captured her... now you want to use her power to enhance yourself... that about right?" Naruto guessed as he gave himself a pre-fight stretch.

"... Why do you know that, and why did you show up here?"

"Because, your minions attacked me and Asia when were were trying to get home, and you bastards captured her... and now we're here. Also... makes this rock I took from one of them make a lot more sense." Naruto showed his own Gelel stone that he had taken from a minion. He had sensed immense power inside of it, so he figured that he was going to have to get involved.

Asia had her mouth blocked off by tentacle, but she was trying to get his attention to tell him something.

Haido took a deep breath.

"Cute little boy, just run!"

"Damnit woman, can you shut up... you are NOT in a position where you should be telling me to run away. You got captured, and now you're a magic battery for this guy... the only reason he hasn't attacked yet is because he's afraid of me."

"Me... afraid of you."

"Yeah... you are, now we are going to do this or not?" Naruto was ready for a fight.

How did it come to this again?

Green and purple energy gathered around Haido, before he gathered it all into the palm of his hand.

"You mock me child, instead of taking me seriously! I will RULE this world of mortals as their immortal, eternal GOD!"

Naruto tossed the Gelel stone into the air, before shadow tentacles started to wrap around his body like armor. He formed his SM Mode, wearing it with a smirk on his face as he stared down Haido's attack. The stone of Gelel fell so that it was in front of Naruto, before shadows grabbed onto it and fused it into his SM Mode, existing like a gem on the front of it.

A second layer of shadows appeared, before wrapping around his first layer tightly, and they attached themselves to the Stone of Gelel on his chest. The shadows gained glowing green veins that spread across them, with immense raw energy flowing through them.

"SM Mode..." Naruto gripped his fist.

A third layer of shadows consumed him, and wrapped around the green vein covered shadows, concealing them so that he looked like he was using the first form again.

"... Gelel Version 3."

"DIE-" Haido got ready to throw his attack and wipe out the entire country in one blast, before he was kicked in the face out of nowhere. The top half of his head exploded and the attack he threw at the ground went flying up high into the air. The attack exploded and cleared the clouds out of the sky, before Haido was kicked in the chest and sent flying far away.

Naruto's body healed instantly after the kick.

Haido healed as well, and he took to the air with his wings out.

"You forget something Haido..."

"Huh?" Haido was surprised, because Naruto was right in front of him again. There was never even a shift in his feet to show he had moved, or his wings being out to enable him to fly. He was punched across the face and sent flying, only this time his head didn't explode. He saw Naruto racing after him and created green spheres to shoot at Naruto. '... he knows how to manipulate Gelel too... I forgot!' Haido should never had shared his power with those human minions he had gotten himself.

Naruto was in front of him again.

Their fists clashed, but Haido was still flying backwards with each clash of their fists sending him flying faster backwards than before. The tops of skycrapers were destroyed when they passed by them, vaporized by their clashes and their bodies hitting them at such high speeds, with high density energy coming off of him.

He flew backwards faster, using the shockwave to boost his speed.

Naruto grinned.

"VERSION!"

'He can go further!?' Haido heard Naruto shout as dozens of shadows came out of his body and started to wrap around him as he quickly approached him. They snapped in place around him, and huge amounts of gelel energy poured into each shadow that wrapped around him.

Naruto was covered in a green cloak of energy as his shadows drained the Gelel stole on his chest of it's immense energy.

"Ten... GELEL OVERFLOW!"

Haido gained a similar green aura around him, and he absorbed more power from Serafall to enhance his own more. He saw Naruto just appear in front fo him, and both of his arms and legs were blown off of his body by attacks he didn't ever see.

'This isn't just speed... he... is he stopping time... no... no way... impossible.' Haido couldn't even react to how fast Naruto just seemed to blink in front of him. His arms and legs regrew in an instant, but he felt one of the Gelel stones in his body shatter.

The bindings around Serafall were destroyed, and his access to her magical might was cut off.

"What... no..."

His cheek was punched by a swing of Naruto's arm he couldn't keep track of, but before he could get sent away by the shockwave. He felt Naruto hit him in the back, disappearing from view and appearing behind him. He vanished again, and two Naruto's appeared on either side of him, and both of them kicked him.

7 Narutos appeared.

30 Narutos appeared and were all attacking him, each Naruto vanishing and being replaced by 2 more Narutos as they hit him. He was never sent more than a foot away by the attacks before he was hit, being unable to guard himself against the onslaught of sheer volume and speed of attacks coming for him.

"Rondo of Space and Time: Uzumaki Naruto Barrage!"

Haido existed as only an eye and part of his brain, his eye trembling in fear as most of him got destroyed, and he saw his own cracked Gelel stones all floating around him. Every single Naruto vanished, and the last remaining stone in Naruto's hand showed which one was real. Naruto crushed it, before he kicked it.

The stone on Naruto's chest shattered when all of the energy inside of it ran dry.

"... Fuck."

Naruto fell out of the sky, all bones in his body other than his skull shattered and his muscles torn to pieces.

The entire fight

The entire fight took place in the span of a single second.

'Fuck... that attack name sounded so fucking cool... but it could be better. Instead of space and time... Uzumaki Rondo: Naruto Time Barrage...' Naruto thought, the Gelel stone that allowed his body to regenerate from a 10 Layered SM Mode, and overflow it to boost his Sacred Gear to it's utmost limit had been drained dry and shattered. Meaning he couldn't maintain his impossibly strong transformation with his current strength.

"I've got you."

"Sup... I'm in a lot of pain right now... can you partially freeze me?" Naruto asked Serafall when she caught him. She allowed a layer of frost to cover his body to ease his pain, while Naruto sighed in relief.

"... So why are you naked... and how did you get involved in this mess, I was going to take care of it myself." Serafall had heard a powerful Stray Devil too strong for most devils had been sighted, so she wanted to take care of it before he could cause problems. "Also... how did you clone yourself like this?"

"Clone?"

He was just stopping and starting time a LOT, and it just made it seem like there were clones of him. They were all the original.

"Naruto!"

"Asia... heals... please and thank you." Naruto felt thankful when Asia started to heal him, and he sighed in relief as his pain was relieved for the moment.

"Why is she naked?"

"... We were on a date, went skinny dipping in a pond... and our clothes got stolen... Asia got kidnapped on the way back-"

-Later-

"-and when she got kidnapped by some enhanced human, we got involved with some plot to rule humanity by a stray devil madman. I used one of the Gelel stones I stole from a minion, and gained a massive boost in power, allowing him to cut off his connection to Serafall and her magic, which let me completely overwhelm him and his infinite healing with a new ultimate move." Naruto explained the situation to Rias the next day. This was his THIRD time having to explain the story, because when Sirzechs came to back up Serafall, he ended up having to explain it to him as well on why he had arrived there.

"We had a really nice date though." Asia chimed in, since the date itself was still super fun.

Until the kidnapping.

"So... you gained a super huge boost in power... that only lasted for one fight?"

"Yep... I completely drained the Gelel Stone I used dry, and destroyed all of his. A shame, because I invented a new finishing move during the fight that I can't use anymore." Naruto answered Yuuto's question.

"So... this guy was plotting this for... 200 years."

"Yep, ever since I killed him when I was a kid... broke his neck... this time I killed him in a way that he can't come back from. The entire fight was super short... but for anyone with eyes that could keep up with it, I bet it was really cinematic..."

"Like a movie?" Rias asked dully.

How?

"In hindsight, I should have just wrapped me and Asia in shadows, and we should have flown back to Kuoh after it got dark. At the time, I just thought it would be kind of fun to try and not get caught naked... and it was fun until we got caught." Naruto crossed his arms and nodded.

Rias stood up.

"I'm going to go take a long... hot bath... and try to process this."

This was too much for her to process.

Chapter End!
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