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"Ow... ow... this is VERY... OW."

Holding a cross HURT like a son of a bitch, but Naruto was a man on a mission while everyone else was in classes. The skin on his fingertips had all but been burnt off, and they were only slowly healing thanks to what it had been that had caused them to burn. Naruto was sitting in the middle of the abandoned church in town, the most holy place in Kuoh in connection to their enemies. He had a cross in his hand, that was split in half.

Both halfs burnt him.

One half of the crosses had upside crosses itched into the surface of them, smaller crosses that ran along the inside of it. The cross itself belonged to Asia, who could no longer pray or even hold her own holy objects anymore.

'I'm sure that this is some kind of system in place that makes crosses holy... just got to disconnect it from the system, and boom, a cross Asia can hold.' Naruto was never going to tell Asia what he was doing to her cross on the inside of it. He knew God would no longer answer her prayers, since she was a Devil, but it made her feel better. Asia was of the species that seduced and corrupted humans, which was unforgivable by it's very nature. "There we go... it stings... a little." Naruto felt a slight sting from the one that he finished his etchings into.

The other one still burnt like a fucker.

Naruto did this work in a church, so that he could sense if the cross were still connected to whatever system was in place that made it work. The half of the cross that he filled with unholy symbols, he could feel that it was only ever so slightly connected to whatever system.

He was part vampire, so even IF the cross were disconnected from the system, it would still hurt him, so the fact it only stung a little was great progress.

"Stop that."

"Stop what?" Naruto asked the man who appeared in front of him. He just appeared out of nowhere, as if he had teleported into the church. Golden wings, golden halo, beautiful robes, and the man himself was quite beautiful.

He was an angel.

"Please stop what you are doing... your actions could spark a war between Angels and Devils."

"How so... all I want is for my girlfriend to be able to hold a cross. She's very devote, and it hurts her to not be able to touch her cross. Unless you can make her a cross that she can touch, I'm going to have to do this." Naruto stated, and he continued to do what he was going to do. The man sat down across from Naruto, and watched him work for a second.

He blinked.

"Ah... You're Naruto Uzumaki, are you not?"

"Yep."

"I'm Michael... it is a pleasure to meet you. We watched you when you were a ghost... when you came from your world to ours." Michael thought he recognized the boy he was talking to, until he saw those whisker marks and confirmed it. When Naruto came to this world, his soul automatically tried to pass onto Heaven, but there was some kind of horrible seal on him that prevented him from going to their afterlife.

A list of ALL his good deads had appeared in Heaven, his life story, had shown up so that he could be judged by their standards.

"Cool."

"You're quite popular with my fellow Angels, your good deeds in your world, creating world peace, saving many lives, and converting people towards love and forgivemess have become an inspiration that got many of us working harder than ever before." Michael had seen copies of Naruto's life story published and spread around his domain. He felt a little excitement building up inside of him.

Naruto raised an eyebrow when he sensed something was off.

"... Are you going to try and stop me?"

"There are theories... theories among my people. The decades you travelled this world as a ghost, my people have fallen in love with your life story... the people you passed as a ghost felt a warm, comforting aura overtake them. We believe that you might have been a holy figure in your world."

"Nope, just a man who wanted to do the right thing."

"You preached love, forgiveness, hard work, loyalty... you performed miracles for people, saved the world several times. No matter what challenge life threw at you, you stayed firm and strong, overcoming temptations and remaining true to those beliefs... your life story is very familiar to our people." Michael stated with a small twinkle to his eye.

"Wait... what... my life story... what?"

"Yes, when you appeared in this world, your life story appeared so we could judge you. Yet, your soul could not pass on. In our world, the savior and messiah is Jesus... you have earned yourself a nickname in accordance with your life story... Ninja Jesus." Michael couldn't help the rumor. Everyone in Heaven was taken with the idea that Naruto was his world's version of their messiah, and according to the fact he was literally the child destined to save his world, his miracles, teachings, and so many other similarities it was hard for any of them to refute it.

Michael's sense of excitement grew as he explained that to Naruto.

Naruto stared at him.

"... That... that is such an unoriginal nickname."

"You were a savior, a messiah of your world you preached many of the same teachings as our own Jesus did. We who have enjoyed teaching your life story, can't help but be taken with you. Since regaining a physical body... have you not helped to save the world twice?" Michael had gotten that reported to him.

Naruto brushed it off.

"Somebody would have taken care of it, even if I never got involved. All I did was get involved and fix a problem that somebody else could have easily done too." Naruto held no doubts that even if he didn't do anything, things would have worked out just fine without him. One of the problems had been sent from his world directly, so he had a duty to clean up that mess.

Michael noticed Naruto was STILL working on a cross, the skin on his arms burnt and peeled off, and with a new look at it, he couldn't help but smile.

"So... what inspired you to do this?"

"Asia deserves to be able to hold a cross again... she is still loyal to you guys in her heart. I believe that the devil she saved, had manipulated things behind the scenes to get her kicked out. So, I want her to be happy." Naruto was happy to take on pain for that reason.

Michael raised an eyebrow.

"Excuse me?"

"It is weird... a devil appeared injured in the Vatican itself, right in front of where Asia was going to be. If an injured Devil were being chased by his enemies, why would he hide himself in the middle of their base... seems like he wanted to get injured, and wanted to get Asia to heal him, so that she would get banished." Naruto looked out of the corner of his eye, and saw Michael slowly raise his hand to his mouth.

"That... does make sense."

"I think you guys also owe Asia an apology-"

"-of that, I already agreed. Asia was hailed as a Saint who could heal by many, but we have good reason to fear her influence. When she healed our enemy... we were backed into a corner. She had become a cornerstone of faith for people, and her healing a devil would cause many people's faith to shake... I regret what I had to do, but given the same situation I would have to do it again." Michael had been genuinely left with no choice but to do what he did. He would apologize to Asia if he ever saw her, but if ever put in the same position he knew he would do it again, and again. He would do it as many times as it took. "... of course... the truce between Angels, Devils, and Fallen Angels is hanging on a very thin threat."

"I'm not angry at you for banishing her... I would banish her too if I were in your shoes. With God dead, you couldn't risk... yes?" Naruto saw Michael looked stunned.

"You know... for how long?"

"Since you showed up and started talking."

Naruto just kind of figured it out when Michael showed up to command him to stop. Michael looked at Naruto with his expression unreadable.

Naruto could read it.

"How did me showing up convince you of that?"

"You read my life story, and it had an effect on you guys... if your God was still alive, why would your side need my life story to inspire you. If God were alive, why would Asia need to be banished. If you guys wanted me in Heaven, why did God not remove the binding on me preventing me from going to the afterlife... because he isn't there." Naruto stated, since he picked up a lot of that from the way Michael was talking. He might not be the smartest with books, but when it came to talking and understanding situations and people, he was pretty good at reading into things other might miss.

Michael took a deep breath.

Option 1: Kill
Option 2: Beg

"Please... do not speak of it."

"I won't, if it gets out then there WILL be a big war, unless their is a treaty to stop the war from starting. All 3 sides need to prove to their troops that they can get along, that cooexistence is possible... love and trust need to be understood between people, before true peace can be achieved." Naruto didn't plan to tell anyone the secret, not even Asia. "If you want, I can erase most of this conversation from my memory, and Gasper is asleep right now." Naruto didn't have an issue forgetting about what he learned either.

What needed to be done, needed to be done.

Naruto blinked.

"Wait... you guys got the story of my life when I arrived here?"

"Not just us, all of the other pantheons got your life story. Your soul is a very desired soul, of which many different Heavens want to accept you. None of us know how to break the seal preventing you from passing on though, and nobody wishes to make a move for fear of the others interfering either... and now that you are bound to a body, you belong to the side of the de-"

"I don't belong to anyone... except Rias I guess in a literal sense. If the Devil side tries to start a war, then I am against them... if your side tries to start one, I am against you. I might be with the devils in their society... but I stand with anyone who aligns with my values. So, as far as I am concerned... I am an ally to all of you... devils, angels, fallen angels. I will stand side by side with all of you, happily." Naruto had to stop that line of thought. Even if he were a devil, he didn't want anyone to assume that he would just blindly follow whatever side he was on. "I do what I believe is right, accept the punishment for my actions, and try to have fun."

Michael smiled.

"Yes... that does sound accurate... and pray tell, how do you suggest we prove we can work together?"

"Support."

"Support?"

"Both your leading angels, and he leaders of the devils, need to give their full support to each other. You can do this by supporting each other in battle, though that can't happen right now... you need to support each other in helping each society grow... harder and slower, but possible... or you could go for the shock factor."

"Shock factor... what is that?" Michael leaned forward, very interested in the idea that Naruto was presenting to him.

None of them had EVER achieved world peace before, and Naruto had done it in his world, in a world that thrived on war, blood, and death more so than their own. Whatever Naruto had to say on the matter, he believed, should be listened to.

"Well-"

-Later-

"... what was I doing... and huh?" Naruto felt a hole in his head regenerating, and saw his own blood covered hand that was holding a cross. The skin on his arms that had gotten burnt off were healed. The cross had been put back together, and while it stung him a small amount, he was sure that he had managed to lower it to the point that Asia could wear it over the top of her clothes with little problem. "... I guess modifying her cross must... why was there a hole in my head... and what is this blank space?" Naruto rubbed the side of his head.

His hand was covered in his own blood.

...

"Did I erase my own memory... I had to have done it... this sucks, I kind of want to know what I erased... but if I erased it, then I should trust myself and not think about it to hard." Naruto shrugged his shoulders.

He wouldn't think to hard about it.

He had a gift to give Asia... and then he needed to get ready for a date with Akeno, since he was pretty sure if he didn't go on a date, he would wake up one morning in a sex dungeon.

He would rather that NOT happen.

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