Tsunade listened to Shizune give the report, "So no other hostiles during the patrol?" she asked for clarification.

"None." Shizune confirmed, staying at attention for the moment.

Tsunade frowned, "Odd, were you able to recover samples?" she asked, curious about what Orochimaru was up to.

Shizune nodded, "I placed them within this scroll to prevent further decomposition." she informed, brandishing the scroll she spoke of, "Shino-san and I confirmed no infectious contaminants." she added.

Tsunade nodded, "Deliver that to the morgue, I'll have to ask you to handle the dissection." she ordered in a slightly apologetic tone.

"May I assist?" Shino asked, "I'm not too tired after the mission, and assisting Shizune-sensei is no bother for me." he explained.

Tsunade raised an eyebrow but nodded, "Sure, it's good you're taking an interest in this stuff I suppose." she agreed, "Dismissed." she finished and everyone but Naruto left.

The Hokage raised an eyebrow at the younger blonde, "Can I buy a plot of the hot springs?" he asked.

Tsunade sighed, she assumed she knew what he wanted it for but technically there had been no reports of him messing around in the water, "None of that land is currently for sale, but I'll let you know if that changes." she decided, knowing the blonde did have the money to purchase it if the owner was willing to sell at a reasonable price.

Naruto pouted but left without complaint, figuring he had a private place to himself already in his apartment. It was a shame though, the hot springs seemed like a really fun place to do that.


Shizune frowned in concern as she worked, as they suspected during the fight the scales of the strange ninja from Otogakure has chakra resistant scales. They were rather sturdy too, one of them was annoyingly headless thanks to Sakura. Shino confirmed he'd drained chakra by avoiding the scales and looking for patches of flesh.

Analyzing the scales and modifications did little to explain anything though, they weren't like any kind of animal known of by Shizune at least. With no other ideas she thanked Shino for his help and sent him away, deciding she'd just have to do some research and ask Tsunade for some actual scientists to assist with figuring out what Orochimaru had done.


Sakura noticed a skull was at her shrine when she got home, she recalled the only person she'd told about the idea was Kiba and couldn't help but smile. She wasn't sure why he was so fine with the idea, but placed the skull of her most recent kill next to it.

It was only two skulls behind the offering box, but it gave the shrine a rather morbid feel. Sakura decided she liked it, although she supposed she should explain it to her parents so they didn't freak out too much. They were probably still going to freak out though.


Ino stared at Naruto as he entered the flower shop her clan owned, wondering if someone was injured on his last mission. She considered what she'd heard about who went, but figured the other blonde wouldn't be getting a flower for Shino. Maybe. Actually she wasn't sure, he still seemed into girls but she'd heard some rumors about his interest in their old academy sensei.

"Hey, Ino-chan, what flower symbolizes lustful desire?" Naruto asked obliviously.

Ino raised an eyebrow as a sly smirk played across her lips, "Who for?" she asked curiously, unable to resist gossip.

"Hinata-chan and Karin-neechan for now." Naruto answered with a grin, his shamelessness was as impressive as it was baffling.

Ino's jaw dropped open for a moment before she shook her head, "Naruto! You can't just express such desire in two girls at once! It's indecent!" she insisted.

Naruto frowned, "I already checked, it's perfectly legal." he pointed out, which was also true, but generally frowned upon, "Do you want to join us?" he offered with a cheeky grin.

Ino's cheeks turns pink, "Absolutely not!" she denied hotly, "I want a cute guy who gives me all his attention!" she insisted.

Naruto raised an eyebrow, "So why did you chase Sasuke for so long?" he asked and the fully female blonde stammered, "Anyway, which flower?" he asked.

Ino sighed, "Roses are generally associated with that kind of passion." she answered, seeing as Naruto wouldn't listen to reason in her mind. Maemi wondered how much it would take to corrupt the young Yamanaka.

"Two rose bouquets then." Naruto decided.

"You shouldn't just fill a bouquet with only one flower!" Ino snapped, her flower arrangement lessons flaring up in that moment.

Naruto frowned, "Well put white lilies in one and," he paused to consider Karin, "red lilies in the other?" he asked.

Ino rolled her eyes, "You have no idea what you're doing, white lilies are symbolic of spiritual rejuvenation, purity, and commitment. They're popular for weddings or as a gift to someone in mourning." she lectured, "Red lilies symbolize romantic love, determination, and hard work." she explained in the same lecturing tone.

Naruto frowned, "Oh, well, both for both then I guess." he decided.

Ino's left eye twitched slightly but she kept herself under control, "Fine." she grumbled, figuring a sale was a sale, "Pink lilies are also symbolic of femininity, love, and adoration, so I guess they'd fit with the one for Karin better than white lilies." she advised, deciding that if she was going to make a sale then it would be a good one, "I can build these two bouquets around roses at the center, hiding the thorns and keeping the meaning similar but distinct." she informed, "I'll add some others so it doesn't seem so barren."

Naruto stared at the girl in surprise for a moment before he grinned, "Wow, if you aren't just making stuff up then you're really good at this!" he praised, "I'll take those then, thanks Ino-chan." he said gratefully as he pulled out his purse, "Oh, any flowers mean gratitude?" he asked.

"Yellow lilies work for that usually." Ino said, not bothering to explain the details of why as she added camellias to both bouquets, begonias to Karin's, and a few bleeding hearts to the edges of Hinata's.

"I'll take one yellow lily separate from the bouquets then." Naruto decided, grinning happily as Ino finished the bouquets and charged him for the flowers. To her surprise the horned blonde handed her the yellow lily along with the required money, "Thanks again, Ino-chan!" Naruto said with a laugh as he left the store with the two bouquets.

Ino stared at the flower for a moment, raising an eyebrow as she smirked, "When did that idiot become such a charmer?" she wondered to herself with a shake of her head, "A shame he's such a pervert." she sighed, but she did keep the flower. It would be rude to sell a gift.


Tsunade frowned as she read Sasuke's request for medical leave, it was almost fine but it didn't list how he got the injury. Only that it was eye related, which was concerning for a few reasons. She decided to send an Anbu to check him, which confirmed his was at home and wearing a bandage over his left eye.

Having confirmed the Uchiha was indeed home and resting the Hokage decided to approve the leave, but left to check on him personally. Regardless of how rude he could be, the dojutsu was a valuable asset to the village.

Sasuke looked rather ungrateful, downright displeased even, to receive a visitor, "Can I help you?" he asked with barely any politeness.

Tsunade reminded herself that his clan had been practically massacred in front of him to remain calm, "I'm here to check on you, brat." she answered sternly, "Someone like you getting an eye injury is a bit of a big deal." she pointed out.

Sasuke sighed, "I figured," he grumbled, as if he expected the visit but didn't want it, "my remaining eye is fine-" he tried to assure but his choice of wording set off immediate alarm bells in the head of the Hokage.

"Remaining?" Tsunade asked, interrupting the young Uchiha, "What happened?" she demanded to know.

Sasuke groaned, "Damn it, Aoki." he grumbled, "Look, it's private business, my remaining eye will be even better than my old dojutsu." he answered and Tsunade's eye widened, "Besides, according to Aoki my kids will still have two eyes and Sharingan." he assured, deciding to leave out that Aoki usually tended to append those statements with a 'probably'.

Tsunade wasn't sure if she liked what she was deducing, but left Sasuke be and returned to her own business. The Hokage found it oddly chilling to realize how little she actually understood about Daemons, especially if they could modify Kekkei Genkai.


Maito Gai knew he wasn't perfect, but he generally tried to be a good sensei. Sure he tended to show a little bit of favoritism to Lee, but the boy really needed the extra help and had truly blossomed under his tutelage. Lee was the only one of his students to get the Omote Renge down after all.

So when Tenten asked to learn some ninjutsu he considered how best to go about it, "Well, I do know some basic Katon no Jutsu." he mused, "Very well! I shall teach you the hand signs for Katon: Karyudan!" he boisterously declared, "This will surely stoke your flames of youth!" he insisted

Tenten was a little exasperated with how he explained it, but happy to start training regardless.


Naruto was a little disappointed that he couldn't find Karin and Hinata together again, but he still grinned cheerfully at Karin, "Yo, Karin-neechan, gonna take this other one to Hinata-chan but this is for you." he said as greeting, offering her one of the bouquets he'd bought.

Karin's eyes widened at the bouquet she was being handed, "It's lovely..." she murmured, cheeks tinged pink as she recognized the meanings behind the flowers easily enough.

"You coming?" Naruto asked, "I want to invite you both over to my apartment." he added a little bit more quietly with a sly grin that made Karin's cheeks match her hair. Not willing to be outpaced by the Hyuga girl, Karin nodded and followed Naruto.

Unfortunately it didn't seem Hinata or Neji were checking the shrine when they got there, so Naruto had to knock on the door and ask for Hinata. After a solid fifteen minutes of waiting the Hyuga girl came out in a flustered rush, "I'm so sorry! No one told me you were here until Neji-niisan noticed you waiting out here and informed me." she apologized with a deep bow, clearly embarrassed by her family.

Naruto frowned, "Damn, sorry some of your family are still jerks." he grumbled before holding out the bouquet Ino had readied for her, "I bought you this, want to come hang out?" he offered with a grin.

Hinata eagerly accepted her bouquet, "Of course!" she agreed, "Where are we going?" she asked, becoming increasingly okay with having Karin around as time went on.

Naruto's grin turned into a coy smirk, "My bed." he answered, offering both girls an arm each. Karin thought she'd have the advantage having already been told, but to her surprise Hinata eagerly latched onto Naruto's left arm without missing a beat. The red haired Uzumaki pouted but took the right arm.


Kin looked up from her little orange book as Naruto entered the apartment with both Hinata and Karin on either arm, "Alright, I'm out." she decided as they all left their sandals at the door, not wanting to be within ear shot of whatever that were about to be doing. Maemi smirked and simply sat down to enjoy the show, she'd help if invited to do so but felt no need for it.

Hinata giggled and waved goodbye to the former Oto kunoichi, clearly excited and in a good mood. Karin just waved, although a smirk played across her lips. Both girls set their bouquets down for now, in hindsight just being given flowers and taken to Naruto's apartment wasn't a very romantic evening but neither found it in themselves to particularly care.

Karin rushed to make the first move this time, having felt left out of the lip lock at the hot springs and being interrupted she eagerly kissed Naruto on the lips as she wrapped her arms around his shoulders. The feeling of her chest pressing against breasts of similar size combined with the width of his shoulders was still vaguely confusing but she found she was loving it.

Hinata pouted and followed as Naruto backed up to lead the girls to his bed, his hands sliding down to Karin's hips as he went. The Hyuga sidled up on the mattress behind the two kissing Uzumaki, pulling at the kimono top of the blonde to slide it down his shoulders. Karin lifted her arms to allow this, sliding into Naruto's lap with a content moan.

Naruto purred under the attention of the two girls, aggressively pulling his red headed relative deeper into his lap to grind against his growing manhood through their clothes. Hinata was annoyed that she could barely fit her hands between them, but busied herself with fondling the abs of the blonde as she started kissing his neck and shoulders.

Karin noticed the slight glare she was receiving from the white eyed girl and smirked into the kiss she was enjoying, pressing her body closer to trap the other girls hands between their bodies as she writhed in Naruto's lap. For his part the blonde slid his right hand down to grab a handful of Uzumaki ass and lifted his left to entwine with Hinata's hair.

Suddenly the Uzumaki make out session was cut short as the blonde hermaphrodite pulled back with a surprised gasp as the Hyuga behind him wrapped her lips to the base of the left side of his neck and sucked possessively, intending on being the first to mark him. Karin frowned and quickly moved to do the same on the right side of his neck, although a bit more roughly as he teeth grazed his skin.

Naruto threw his head back and moaned, his grip on both girls tightening in response to the sensations. Even through their clothes he could feel a heat from Karin as the girl practically dry humped him, clearly eager for them to continue but not willing to pull back in order to undress to do so.

Hinata had no such issues getting naked, stripping her jacket easily and removing her lips hesitantly from Naruto to slip her pants off. She was wearing rather basic white cotton panties, not having expected what was happening that day. Karin managed to begin to get her own short sleeved jacket off, but the blonde interrupted by grabbing it around her wrists and tugging her out of his lap.

Naruto slipped his kimono off the rest of the way and stood up to undress himself, giving Karin the opportunity to catch up to Hinata who was already in her underwear. The Hyuga frowned as she noticed that Karin's black panties and bra were vaguely sexier than her own, not quite lingerie but not plain cotton either.

Now that he recognized the scent, Naruto knew he could smell the arousal on the two girls. He also realized each one had a different scent, but decided he liked both. However he was also confused as to which girl he should start with, not wanting to offend the other. This decision was made for him as both girls grabbed him and pulled him into bed, pinning him down and removing the last piece of fabric separating them from their prize.

Naruto was still young, so his size was moderately impressive, Hinata wasn't too surprised as she had the Byakugan and Karin had some medical training but hadn't expected the blonde to be above four inches. So the Hyuga recovered first, neither girl had much experience and Hinata was particularly sheltered so she simply gripped the shaft as she tried to estimate the size.

Karin would hazard a guess at least six inches, and having a slightly better idea of what to do she licked the head tentatively. Naruto smiled and purred as he reached out to caress both girls heads, he figured letting them explore at their own pace was the way to go. Hinata stroked her hand up and down slowly, mesmerized by the new sensations as she watched the other girl attempt to orally pleasure the blonde.

Actually faced with the prospect of sex both girls became rather timid, but Hinata decided to treat it as a competition. The Hyuga girl leaned in to rub shoulders with the red eyed Uzumaki, sliding her own tongue from the base of the shaft and up until she shoved Karin aside and wrapped her lips greedily around the head and applied suction.

Naruto had not been expecting the sudden change in sensation and his hips thrust involuntarily up, Karin was taken aback by her rivals continued boldness and attempted a similar maneuver. Hinata was a Hyuga and not to be outdone so easily in a physical confrontation she held her ground near the head as the Uzumaki girl kissed and licked the shaft beneath her own lips.

The two girls were vaguely aware they were sharing an indirect kiss by doing this, but neither could find it in themselves to be embarrassed at this point as both enjoyed the gasps, moans, mewls, and purrs coming from the blonde they both loved. Hinata in particular wasn't sure what she was tasting coming from Naruto, she was pretty sure it wasn't urine since it was sticky and she decided whatever it was tasted nice.

Finally Karin managed to wrestle the head of Naruto's cock from Hinata's lips with a lewd popping sound and wrap her own lips around it, she was a bit more learned than Hinata in such things and understood the new taste in her mouth was a mix of the Hyuga's saliva and Naruto's pre-cum.

For the part of the blonde himself, his bone spurs were tearing up his mattress but he was enjoying himself too much to care. He was vaguely aware that his horns meant he couldn't provide such oral pleasure quite as easily as he was receiving it, something he noted as a shame even in his current pleasured state.

Even with Uzumaki stamina the blonde could not last, and Karin pulled back with surprise as something salty shot into her mouth. Her hasty retreat allowed the rest of Naruto's climax to erupt on the faces of both girls, startling Hinata with the sudden facial. The Hyuga pouted as the member in front of her started to soften, both girls dazed by the experience.

Maemi decided to provide some advice since she noticed Karin spit the cum that got in her mouth into her hand, "It's safe to eat that stuff," she said with a sly grin, "and most guys find it very invigorating to watch a girl do so." she informed, "Especially a pair of girls, and off of each other would be the subject of many perverted fantasies." she added.

Karin frowned, since while the pre-cum had been alright the cum itself was another matter. Hinata however took this as another competition and jumped on the other girl, giving Naruto quite the show. The blonde raised both eyebrows as he started to stand to attention, he didn't know if he was recovering swiftly thanks to being Uzumaki, having the Kyubi's chakra, being young, or a combination of all three but he gave mental thanks to Slaanesh as he got up to decide which girl her should pleasure first.

Then he remembered he was a ninja, "Oiroke:" he began as he made the ram sign, startling the two girls, "Ni-Inkei!" he announced proudly. Maemi couldn't help but laugh at the rather unorthodox use of the Henge no Jutsu, Karin and Hinata meanwhile just stared in surprise at the second cock Naruto had made out of chakra.

The Hyuga realized that the one on the bottom would get the real deal and quickly rolled, pulling Karin on top of her and pinning her. The red head was startling and confused, then she felt Naruto align himself and realized that they were about to go the rest of the way. Karin glared at Hinata for her underhanded tactic, but the Hyuga simply stuck her tongue out.

Soon both girls gasped in slight pain as Naruto stretched them out, they were both wet and ready from foreplay but had never had anything bigger than their own fingers down there. The blonde waited a moment, but Hinata was impatient, "We're fine!" she insisted, Karin's eyes widened since she still felt like she needed a moment to adjust but any protest was cut short.

Having just had an orgasm not long ago Naruto was able to last a bit longer this time, although the sensation of two tight holes was probably not something the human brain was able to deal with very well he managed to last at least until he'd given climax to each girl.

Maemi smirked as she watched the three collapse into a sweaty pile, although Hinata was clearly more exhausted than either Uzumaki.


Neji stood in the path of two older Hyuga, both branch house thankfully, "Hinata-sama is enjoying herself, you may complain to Hiashi-sama about it if you think he would disapprove, but I will not have you going and harassing her." he warned simply, keeping his face neutral despite what he assumed was very likely happening.

The two other Hyuga scowled and left to do exactly as suggested, Neji couldn't resist a smirk at that. He had no idea why, but Hiashi seemed to approve of Naruto. Neji had heard the head of the clan mutter something about a plan coming together, but it was none of his business.

As long as everyone was pursuing pleasure, enshrining beauty, and perfecting their arts, the Hyuga prodigy was happy.


Naruto awoke the next morning with both girls still in his bed cuddling up to him and the smell of breakfast cooking in his nose, "Sex is great." he decided quietly with a yawn.

The blonde carefully disentangled himself from Hinata and Karin, lamenting his absolutely destroyed mattress from his own bone spurs. He wondered if they should do it standing up next time, but decided to figure that out later as he walked out of his bedroom.

Kin was making breakfast for four, basic bacon and eggs, "Hiashi Hyuga wants to see you when you take Hinata home." she said in a flat tone. Naruto's blood turned cold at that, but then he frowned as he wondered why the man was so apparently calm about the situation, "He also said to make sure Hinata takes one of those." Kin added, pointing to morning after pills.

The blonde raised an eyebrow since that confirmed the Hyuga patriarch knew damn well what had happened and did nothing to stop it, "Hiashi seems like a nice guy." he decided with a grin, returning to his room to get dressed for breakfast.


Karin elected to stay behind after breakfast, making hints that she planned on moving in. The thought of that happening had Hinata a little annoyed, the Hyuga wanting to do the same but unlikely to get permission to do so.

Maemi noticed the negative emotions many Hyuga held towards Naruto and Hinata with a frown, but it seemed something was holding them back from getting violent. She wondered if it was Neji escorting them to see Hiashi, or the will of the head of the clan himself. The Muse decided it didn't really matter much either way.

Hiashi was enjoying a cup of tea when they arrived, and politely told them to sit. As polite as he was it wasn't a request, and Naruto didn't feel like testing his divine luck.

"Hinata, have you taken the medicine I left with Naruto's servant girl?" Hiashi asked simply.

Hinata flushed bright red but nodded, averting her gaze from her father.

"Good." Hiashi continued calmly, "First of all, that was incredibly reckless of both of you." he scolded lightly and Naruto's jaw dropped at the way the man was handling the situation, "However, the hitai-ate marks you as an adult of the village. As Hyuga of the main house such actions are quite unbecoming with a boy who is not going to marry you, this looks poorly upon my honor." he continued dangerously.

"So I'll just marry her." Naruto said bluntly with a shrug.

Hiashi stared at the blonde in surprise for a moment, "I will expect a suitable dowry for my firstborn daughter." he responded in formal tones, although a slight smirk tugged at his lips for barely a moment so Hinata almost didn't notice it.

Maemi noticed more than that, the man was downright pleased for some reason, "I can afford it." Naruto answered with a shrug.

Hiashi nodded, "I will require six million ryo, for the marriage of Hinata Hyuga into the Uzumaki clan." he said carefully, and when Naruto nodded to show there were no problems Maemi was stunned by the surge of joy she felt from the head of the Hyuga considering he gave no outward response, "Then feel free to send the money whenever is convenient for you, Naruto-san." he added, "As a formerly prestigious clan it would be quite unfitting for you to take the Hyuga name, and I will not insult you by insisting Hinata take the Juin usually placed on members of the branch house." he continued.

Maemi was baffled by the smugness she could feel from the man, she realized idly that this was exactly what the man wanted, "So, Hanabi-chan will be heiress?" Hinata asked, starting to realize what was happening.

Hiashi nodded in response, a slight smile tugging at his lips again before he squashed it, "Yes, if that is all then good day." he answered, "Hinata-chan, feel free to move in with your fiance, I'll let you two sort out a proper ceremony with each other when you're ready but I expect to be invited." he finished dismissively.

As soon as he was alone Hiashi smirked, he didn't fully understand these Konton no Kami but the Kajo no Kami had solved many problems and initiated a plan he hadn't expected to bear fruit until Hinata was much older. Now his eldest daughter was beyond the reaches of the elders who were sticklers for tradition, and Hanabi was safe from being put in the branch house.

Hiashi loved it when a plan came together, and he sipped his tea in reserved celebration. The elders would still complain of course, insisting that his daughter moving in with the blonde to be indecent. He'd tell them to take it up with the blonde Jinchuriki black ops member that referred to the Godaime Hokage with affectionate familial terms, they wouldn't do anything without his support and they would not have such support.

Besides which, an alliance between the growing Uzumaki and Hyuga would cement both clans as the strongest pair in Konohagakure no Sato, whether the elders liked it or not.


Tsunade stared at the information presented before her, Karin Uzumaki was apparently moving in with Naruto. That wasn't too surprising, what was startling was Hinata being married off to Naruto. It was practically an arranged marriage, with a dowry and everything, but she knew the girl would be ecstatic about such a development.

The Hokage was not sure why her Anbu thought it was any of her business what had happened in Naruto's home last night, in fact she didn't want to know. Even knowing that no amount of alcohol would wipe the information from her brain, Tsunade reached for her sake. The blonde woman gave a silent prayer of thanks to Yokubo-hime that Shizune was busy training Shino lately, so that she could enjoy drinking on the job in peace.

She usually kept it for when the paperwork was done anyway, and she wasn't fool enough to sign off on anything while under the influence either.


Karin stared at the mark on her right breast as she stepped out of Naruto's shower, she recognized it but she didn't put it there. The symbol of Slaanesh in bright pink, the circular part around her aerola with the crescent tipped cross branching off and up to the right.

The Uzumaki girl wasn't sure what to make of that, "Well, I guess I should show Naruto-nii when he gets back." she muttered to herself, "I wonder if Hinata-chan has one somewhere too." she mused, she hoped not since she wanted to have something over the other girl.

She finished getting dressed and came out, "Hey, Kin-chan, do you have the symbol of Naruto-nii's Kami on your body?" she asked curiously.

Kin jolted in surprise, "I don't think so." she responded carefully, narrowing her eyes at the other former kunoichi, "Why?" she asked.

Karin just smirked, "I guess I'm just more excessive than you then." she said smugly.

Kin raised an eyebrow, "I really don't care, but okay." she said lazily, going back to reading.

Karin frowned, "What? But you read that Icha Icha smut all the time!" she pointed out, figuring the girl was at least interested in the Kami.

Kin glared, "It's not just smut! There's an intricate and believable romance woven into the plot with tasteful sex scenes written in!" she insisted, offended at the implication she was just reading smut.

Karin scoffed and rolled her eyes, "I've read it too, don't bullshit me. If that's tasteful then what Hinata-chan and I did last night is-" she began to argue.

"I don't want to hear about it!" Kin interrupted with a flushed face and flustered expression, "It's not just smut damn it!" she insisted again. Karin decided the dark haired girl was trying to convince herself more than anyone and dropped the subject.

When Naruto returned with Hinata, Neji helping carry some of Hinata's things, the red haired girl was disappointed to learn not only was the Hyuga betrothed to the horned hermaphrodite before her, but the girl also had an identical symbol on her lower back. The smug look Hinata wore for the day just annoyed Karin more.


Sasuke stared at Choji and Shikamaru, wondering why the two had come to see him, or if they were visiting the shrine, "Yo, Sasuke-san," the Akimichi greeted, "what's up with the lack of an offering box?" he asked.

Sasuke shrugged, "I don't really need one, so I haven't prioritized putting one up." he explained, "If you want fate on your side just be hopeful and come up with careful plans about how to accomplish those goals." he added at Aoki's insistence he at least try to spread the worship of Tzeentch.

Shikamaru nodded, "I've got everything figured out already, marry an average girl, have a couple of kids, retire from active duty once the oldest is becoming genin, and enjoy my retirement for the rest of my life." he said plainly. Aoki informed Sasuke that the Nara would need way more ambition than that to appeal to Tzeentch, but he was too hopeful to appeal to Nurgle.

The Uchiha was pretty sure not everyone needed to align to one of the gods, and he wasn't great at small talk, "Well I can't fault your dreams I guess, but why are you two here?" he asked, cutting to the point.

"Curiosity." Choji answered with a shrug, "Ino is freaking out over the whole Konton Gundan thing, but she's too scared of Sakura to do much about it except train." he explained, "So what's with the mirrors?" he asked.

Sasuke raised an eyebrow at the news about Ino but shrugged at the question, "They help keep things in perspective, to visualize how others see you and compare it to how you see yourself, or how you want to be seen." he explained, they were just regular mirrors so far.

Choji nodded, "Cool man," he said before deciding to stop tiptoeing around the elephant in the room, "so, uh, what happened with your left eye?" he asked curiously.

Sasuke frowned as he considered how to answer that, "I still have it." he answered, technically not a lie even if it wasn't technically in the socket, "I'd rather not talk about it." he added honestly.


Jiraiya entered through the window of the Hokage office, raising an eyebrow at the bottle of sake on the desk, "Hey, Tsunade-hime, found something in Ta no Kuni." he greeted, figuring he better start with business fast.

The Godaime Hokage nodded, showing she was ready to listen, "Report." she ordered, mostly for the sake of protocol even if her old teammate wasn't intent on following it himself.

The white haired old man pulled out a scroll and unfurled it to show a storage fuin, with a surge of chakra he unsealed a rather large metal round shield. It was a black metal thing, with an odd steel rune similar but distinct from the one on Sakura's forehead. Namely it was missing certain spokes, and was less intricate.

Tsunade frowned as she inspected it, "I'll have Sasuke brought her to see if Aoki can explain this," she decided, "but what do you already know?" she asked as an Anbu left to summon the young Uchiha.

Jiraiya shrugged, "It's odd, the metal should be the same kind of cast iron as most black iron tools, like kunai and shuriken, but it's far less brittle despite being of similar hardness. It's also warm to the touch, and as near as I can tell it has chakra of its own." he explained, clearly at a loss for what it actually was.

"Any idea about the symbol?" Tsunade asked with concern.

"I saw more of the same around this artisan clan around Ta no Kuni, and apparently the place is Oto no Kuni now." Jiraiya continued, "Orochimaru took the whole place over, the same Daimyo is in charge but who knows if it's really him or not at this point. We can't exactly go pointing accusations even if we are at war." he pointed out.

Tsunade inspected the shield herself, "Odd, most don't bother with tate, and the design is nothing like those used by the samurai of Tetsu no Kuni." she mused, even then the samurai themselves only bothered with heavier metal armor and shields due to the quality and quantity of the iron they had in their land, hence the name. Even Tsuchi no Kuni had less quality despite having near the same quality.

Soon enough Sasuke responded to the summons, "What is-" he began in an annoyed tone that almost made Tsunade want to reprimand him before he saw the shield, "Oh." he deadpanned, staring at the odd rune, "Aoki I'm not reciting all that." he grumbled, cocking his head to the side to allow the Fearling to manifest.

The Imp bulged from Sasuke's neck flesh, flushing it with chakra and blood as it stretched the skin from the Juin, "I didn't expect this," he began with a frown, "that's the rune of a more minor Konton no Kami; Gyokai no Kami, Hi no Kami, Don'yoku no Kami, Yokuatsu no Kami, Yami no Chichi." the Fearling explained.

Neither Tsunade or Jiraiya liked the idea of Orochimaru making use of a minor deity with titles like those.


Translations: Gyokai - Industry

In case someone somehow doesn't know, Hi - Fire

Don'yoku - Greed/Avarice

Yokuatsu - Tyranny/Oppression

Yami no Chichi - Father of Darkness/Dark Father (apparently)

Additional Note: I feel the need to point out, I am not fluent in Japanese. By all means, correct me if you know better.