The Kickass Queens
Disclaimer: Listening to a cd of classic Rock songs inspired this.
Summary: Killer Frost, Black Siren, Thea Queen, and Nyssa Al Ghul form an all girl Rock band known as 'The Kickass Queens'.
A few months after Thea, Roy, and Nyssa finished their task of finding several Lazarus Pits and turning them into Jacuzzis or whatever, saw Thea, Nyssa, Killer Frost, and the legend known as Black Siren all meeting at the same time in the same place. Some would have called it fate, some would have called it a huge coincidence, and others would have it called the moment they all should have ran for the hills as the Apocalypse had finally come to make Mankind kiss their collective asses goodbye. But whatever the consensus may have been from group to group, this meeting of minds ended up forming a new group. One that would forever rock through out the ages of time to the point that those in the far off future would be fans of the group's music because it couldn't be destroyed. Granted, there had to be a bit of learning where musical equipment was concerned, but the girls eventually got the hang of it and once they did, proudly declared themselves to be the 'Kickass Queens'.
Laurel would be the lead singer with Frost being the backup vocalist and lead guitarist, Thea took on the bassist role, while Nyssa was the drummer. Now an interesting thing where Frost is concerned is that when Devoe finally was defeated and sent to Iron Heights where all little bad boys and girls go when they do naughty things, she somehow ended up getting her own body instead of returning to Caitlin's. Leading to a happy as can be Frost, Barry and Cisco to be mildly freaked out about the potential consequences, and Caitlin being happy she no longer shared a body with someone who ended up putting her in odd situations from time to time. Though she was a little jealous of the fact that Frost could sing a little better then she could. And it didn't matter if it happened while drunker then an Irish man or sober as a Priest. Which had made her ideal as the band's backup vocalist.
'Screamin' Through The Night' would end up being the song that got the girls attention, both positive and negative. Positive in the sense that they were being heard on the radio and being looked at by record execs but negative as straight edge types like Oliver had issues with it. Though Oliver mostly had issue with it as he was certain he was being mocked in the lyrics where his sexual prowess was concerned. Felicity would be the next to take issue with the band when they released 'Cowardly Hits From The Back'. Even though they claimed it had nothing to do with her when it actually did but whatever. '2 Cool 4 This Earth' was the band's next hit and would gain them the attention of wacked out conspiracy nuts who believed in things like the Multiverse Theory. The music video the band later did even involved a few cameos by Harry, Leo Snart, Siren herself, Cynthia, and Breacher in his retirement outfit. 'Straight Outta Meta-Town', which Cisco added his (surprising) musical ability too, would be a big hit with Meta-Humans everywhere.
Especially since the song was practically an anthem aimed at Metas to thoroughly enjoy. 'Ice Slidin' To Burning Man' was another song that was well liked by most people. Most especially those who enjoyed going to 'Burning Man'! Though Caitlin would exasperatedly, yet fondly, roll her eyes over the song as she knew it had to be Frost who was behind that. 'Deadbeat Nanda', which mainly came about because of Thea and Nyssa, was a song that quite a few of their fans could sympathasize with due to their own dads being deadbeats. These and other songs quickly helped the girls become known in the Rock world and would even start their own little record label with Cisco being involved. And would even cater exclusively to Meta-Humans with a musical talent or singing ability. Which made them a Helluva lot of money due to it being a unique thing! Of course, the girls, Cisco, and the company itself would have to employ means to ensure someone like Felicity wouldn't be able to destroy them just cause she felt slighted.
"METROPOLIS! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK!?" Asked Siren of the 20,000 fans in attendance.
Various responses were heard and she smirked as she looked at her friends and fellow bandmates. All of whom smirked as well. Siren then gave her attention back to the crowd. "I'm afraid we didn't quite hear you guys… METROPOLIS! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK!?"
The responses were even louder then before and it pleased the girls greatly while Superman winced at the high volume despite the fact he was all the way in Japan. "THEN LET'S ROCK!" Roared Siren much to the crowd's approval.
And when the music began, Superman couldn't help but wince again. "Ugh, kids and their Rock music these days..."
Author's Notes: Haven't done something like that in awhile so that was fun!
