Previous Translations: Yorokobi - Pleasure/Delight/Joy
Yokubo - Desire/Lust
Kajo - Excess
Shifuku no Kurushimi - Blissful Throes/Blissful Suffering
Tatakainouta - Song of Battle
Zeitakuna Kutsu - Luxurious Torment
Hentai-ryu: Erokenho - Pervert Style: Erotic Fist Art
Konton - Chaos
Kanzen - Perfect
Henka - Change
Harakainokeru - Dispel
Aka-en - Red Flame
Aoi-en - Blue Flame
Maho - Magic
Chishiki - Knowledge
Unmei - Fate
Nozomu - Hope
Hoho no Chenja - honestly this one is a mess, but roughly means Changer of Ways
Ryuketsu - Bloodshed
Chikara - Strength
Meiyo - Honor
Budo - Martial Arts
Ikari - Rage
Jumon - Incantation
Himitsu no Sewanin - Secret Caretaker(Keeper of Secrets)
Sento - Combat
Same no On'na - Shark-Woman
Maebure - Harbinger
Shibari no Ashikase - Binding Fetters
Kanpeki - Perfection
Reikan - the closest English word would be Inspiration, but it specifically refers to 'a divine creative impulse'
Sekkyo-sha - Preacher
Aijin - Lover
Kaen Hosha-ki - Flame Radiator (Flamer of Tzeentch)
Himeiwoageru - Which Screams (Screamer of Tzeentch)
Shikkan - Disease
Ai - Love
Zetsubo - Despair
Mi Haito - Undivided/Not Divided
Shibo - Aspiring
Koki - Exalted
Chakra no Bato - Coruscating Chakra/Chakra of Coruscation
Gyokai - Industry
In case someone somehow doesn't know, Hi - Fire
Don'yoku - Greed/Avarice
Yokuatsu - Tyranny/Oppression
Yami no Chichi - Father of Darkness/Dark Father
Raimeiton - Thunder Release, what Naruto has decided to name his mix of wind and lightning chakra
Shuryoju - Hunting Beasts (same word for plural or singular), an alternate name for Fiends of Slaanesh, best word I could find for them
Konton no Omo - Lord of Chaos
Kemonojin - a very jank way of translating Beastmen into Japanese, basically would mean Animal-Human
When Naruto got home the rest of his household was varying degrees of horrified to see the state he was in, Isaribi rushed to draw a bath for the blonde who still had a dazed expression. Haku and Hinata even kept their sadism down, simply helping to wash the horned genin and pamper him since he'd visibly sustained enough punishment.
Karin was even worried enough to perform a diagnostic iryo ninjutsu, but was relieved to find no internal damage. She mentally thanked Slaanesh that Naruto was so sturdy.
Once he was bathed Naruto decided to forgo the couch for the kotatsu, lying back and using Hinata's thighs as a pillow as he packed his kiseru with the strangely intoxicating herb Maemi had acquired from the forest as she planted some in his indoor pots. Tayuya was baffled, wondering what in the world had done that to the blonde, then she smelled what he was smoking and crinkled her nose at the smell.
Whatever the strong smelling plant was it seemed to relax Naruto greatly, "What is that?" Karin asked curiously, it seemed vaguely familiar.
"Cannabis, I've been looking for it since I came to this world." Maemi answered, "It has some medicinal properties, so Naruto-sama could make some extra money if we sell it to the hospital but I imagine Tsunade will order a garden of it to be grown for hospital use instead once she realizes what it can do, probably put some legal restrictions on selling it like tobacco and alcohol too." she explained plainly, "It messes with the brain pretty badly though, so definitely more for recovery and relaxation than missions." she added.
Karin frowned in concern, "How badly?" she asked, noticing Naruto had a happy but glazed over look as he purred from Hinata petting his hair.
"Naruto-sama will be out of it for at least half an hour, more if he keeps smoking." Maemi answered with a shrug, "It slows down the brain but enhances pleasure by a lot, from the looks of him it probably makes him more submissive too." she added, which made Hinata smirk a little.
Karin was still confused, "So, how much will it help his recovery?" she wondered.
"Oh none at all," Maemi answered with a laugh, "he's already pretty much recovered." she clarified, "Naruto-sama just had another smoke because he likes how it feels." she explained and the blonde in question nodded in agreement.
The others were all curious and Naruto let them take a hit from his kiseru, passing it around to finish off what he'd packed in there. Tayuya coughed, she wasn't sure if she liked the taste much and was a bit scared of how fuzzy it made her head. Isaribi looked dizzy and immediately cuddled up under the kotatsu with the horned blonde, Kin blinked a lot as she struggled to make sense of it as did Karin.
Hinata decided she liked it, as it vaguely reminded her of green tea despite the obvious difference in flavor, and the relaxing feeling had the girl absently petting Naruto's hair as her mind wandered. Haku coughed more than anyone but after a moment he joined Isaribi on the other side of Naruto.
Maemi knew she'd have to be careful with this, despite how much she talked it up having shinobi too high to train or work would bring the Hokage down on the Imp with a fury to rival the mightiest Daemons of the blood god. She was pretty sure the combat stimulants she made would be able to get Naruto up and moving anyway at least.
Tsunade had been worried that, besides Kakashi, only genin were getting marked by the Konton no Kami. However it seemed some Inuzuka chunin were slowly gaining the marks of the blood god while on patrols and skirmishing with Iwa and Oto forces, which of course meant more work for Kakashi. She hoped he didn't palm off any important work to Danzo, she still didn't trust that man.
The Hokage was curious about genin cell ten, Asuma's team, since they did have some proximity to the other six rookies who had already been marked. To her surprise it was Gai's genin who ended up coming back from a mission marked with Slaanesh's icon, Lee had it proudly emblazoned on his forehead with the crescent tip pointing down between his eyebrows.
Neji's was on his left bicep, where most Anbu got their tattoos usually. Given his connection to the Kajo shrine on the edge of the Hyuga estate Tsunade was surprised it hadn't happened sooner. Tenten was a bit embarrassed to show hers since she needed to take her shirt off to show it on her upper back just under the right shoulder.
None of them seemed to have boons however, although from talking with Kakashi about his own blessings Tsunade understood they might just be subtle changes that weren't as immediately obvious.
Considering the other Daemons regarded Slaanesh as the weakest and youngest, the Hokage found it interesting that thanks to Naruto the Kajo no Kami had more followers than any other in the village and abroad.
Neji was vaguely surprised by who answered the door to Naruto's home, "Huh, you must be a relative of Hinata-chan." Haku guessed, he and Neji hadn't been introduced yet so they didn't actually know each other.
"Yes, I am Neji Hyuga." Neji introduced, "And you are?" he asked curiously.
"Haku, I'm Naruto-kun's slave." Haku introduced, "What about you two?" he asked Neji's teammates.
"I am Rock Lee!" Lee introduced, "You are most beautiful, but why are you a slave?" he asked.
"I'm Tenten." Tenten introduced with a bit of exasperation for her more boisterous teammate, although she was curious too.
Haku nodded, "Thank you," he said to Lee's compliment with a smile, "and it's a long story. I take it you're here to visit Hinata-chan?" he asked.
Neji found it slightly odd which honorifics the slave used for the masters of the house, but he assumed Naruto and Hinata likely allowed it, "I'm here to see Naruto-san actually." he answered, "We all are." he added with a gesture to Lee's forehead.
"Oh, well come in then, I'll make tea." Haku offered, letting them into the house. All three took off their sandals at the door and followed the pretty boy, "Naruto-kun is currently resting after training." he informed.
The first thing they noticed was the sound of someone playing a koto, then a lot of different smells. A mix of perfume, burning herbs, incense, tobacco, and other things not all of them could fully place. In the living room they found the source of the koto, Kin who was just letting her music play throughout the house as Naruto relaxed under the kotatsu while Hinata made an attempt at brushing his hair.
Haku continued towards the kitchen, both to make tea and warn Isaribi they had guests. The young woman had gotten a lot better but she still didn't like being seen without her bandages by others yet.
Team Gai were surprised, Naruto had never seemed so relaxed and still before. The usual energetic blonde gave them a grin, "Yo." he greeted lazily. Lee felt that while he may have inherited Gai's youthfulness, Naruto had definitely taken on Kakashi's hip and cool nature.
"Naruto-san," Neji greeted politely, "we've all been inducted as Kajo no Shibo Ninso. Hokage-sama asked us to report as such to you." he informed.
Naruto blinked slowly, "Oh, cool." he said with a nod and a goofy grin, "That's great actually, more is better." he mused, "Hey! There are enough Kajo no Ninso for me to lead a whole cell on a mission!" he realized happily.
Tenten raised an eyebrow as she wondered what mind altering substance Naruto was on, "Uh, yeah," she agreed instead of asking, "that's part of why we're here actually." she revealed.
Neji nodded, "Due to the number of those of us marked by the Kajo no Kami, Hokage-sama wishes you to take on more of a leadership role among the Kajo no Ninso." he explained.
Naruto liked that idea, "Alright, well if you don't have any missions tomorrow I guess I could try training you guys." he agreed, "Hinata-chan how is your training going?" he asked.
Hinata sighed, "According to Maemi-chan the Kajojutsu won't come as easily to the rest of us as they do to you, and so far that's been true, I still haven't managed the Shifuku no Kurushimi." she explained, "Although it seems to be more a matter of raw power than chakra control, so I've continued training my Juken as well." she added, draining her chakra and stamina by practicing Juken kata helped build stamina.
Naruto thought about it for a bit, "I should teach you Rasengan." he told Hinata after he made a decision, "As for you three," he turned back to Gai's genin, "uh, I dunno to be honest." he confessed with a shrug, "Bushy brows seems like he should focus on taijutsu still." he added as he scratched the skin around his right horn.
Lee needed no help getting motivated, "Yosh! I shall run laps around the village on my hands to build up my arm muscles so that my punches are as devastating as my kicks!" he shouted boisterously, startling Kin into messing up her song.
"If you would allow it, I would also like to learn Kajojutsu from you." Neji requested humbly, Tenten nodded to show she was interested as well.
Naruto grinned, "Fine by me!" he agreed cheerfully, "Just remember these jutsu are only for those marked by Slaanesh-kaasama." he added a bit more seriously.
Neji proved his status as a prodigy by getting the Shifuku no Kurushimi down in a matter of days, before Hinata who started before him. Unlike Naruto however his chakra was still noticeably blue, although it was slightly darker when used for Kajojutsu. Also unlike the horned blonde, Neji's cord of chakra was much thinner and lacking in power.
Tenten had much more difficulty, but resolved to practice at it. Naruto's instructions were confusing to the genin, but Maemi tried to help clarify things. Meanwhile Hinata managed to get down the first step of the Rasengan with ease, but the second step was causing her issues as she was still lacking in raw power.
Jiraiya finally found the time to check on Naruto's training, "Can you teach me a new ninjutsu?" the blonde requested immediately, in his mind being the perfect ninja still had a lot to do with mastering ninjutsu.
The white haired Sannin considered it as he wondered what to teach the young blonde, they had different affinities and the old man didn't actually know that much Futon no Jutsu, "How is your Rasengan?" he asked, most of the ninjutsu he could teach the blonde required above average chakra control.
Naruto formed the Rasengan easily enough, but Jiraiya noticed he still needed both hands to stabilize it. The Sennin tried to think of something that wasn't kinjutsu or senjutsu to teach the genin, which did give him an idea.
"How would you like to summon toads?" Jiraiya offered with a smirk, he knew he was being nostalgic but he wanted to give the hermaphrodite that much.
Naruto stared blankly at the old Sannin, "I already have a contract with Slaanesh-kaasama and the Kemonojin." he answered bluntly, "Are you trying to make me into some kind of summoner? I know I have the chakra for it but I'd like to be able to fight for myself."
Jiraiya frowned, "Already have two?" he queried and the blonde nodded, "Damn, there are lots of jutsu I could only teach you if you signed the contract with the toads. I don't think it's possible to have three because of the way they work." he mused, unaware of how Naruto's contract with the Beastmen was actually different from normal.
Naruto pouted at that, "You really don't have anything else to teach me?" he asked with an annoyed tone.
Jiraiya sighed, "Alright, look, there are some but most of them are still a bit beyond your current chakra control." he said, deciding not to mention kinjutsu or senjutsu, "I could show you some fuinjutsu though." he offered.
Maemi mentally encouraged Naruto to accept that, "Alright, that'll work then." Naruto agreed with a nod, he would have accepted without Maemi's encouragement anyway since the Uzumaki were supposed to be renowned for it.
Tsunade jumped in surprise as Jiraiya burst into her office, spilling sake on her chest, "What!?" she snapped, eye twitching as she noticed the old pervert stealing glances at her now wet shirt.
"Uh," Jiraiya licked his lips, "right! Naruto-kun is a natural at fuinjutsu!" he quickly forged ahead with his original reason for arriving.
Tsunade was surprised enough to calm her temper, "What? He can barely read kanji and has no talent for calligraphy though." she pointed out, he was technically getting better at the former at least.
Jiraiya nodded, "I know!" he laughed in amazement, "I don't understand why, but he has an easy time decoding the formulae of fuin, apparently he already figured out kibaku fuda and Funyu no Jutsu from his own studies." he revealed.
Tsunade blinked in surprise, neither of those were particularly difficult but it was still surprising that Naruto figured them out without a teacher, "I honestly assumed he asked Tenten for advice on those." she confessed.
"I showed him Fuka Hoin, since he's got Sasuke Uchiha as a teammate and Itachi will be a threat in future, but I am definitely teaching him everything I know." Jiraiya informed happily, "It'll be a while before he's ready for more advanced Fuin, but it could lead into him learning kekkai ninjutsu." he explained.
Tsunade nodded in agreement, barriers were useful and the blonde could use more defensive jutsu, "Given his chakra reserves and senses, it might be worth teaching him Kage Bunshin no Jutsu." she suggested.
"I considered that, but didn't want to go teaching him kinjutsu." Jiraiya confessed with a shrug, "Also, he already has two contracts, I was hoping to get him to sign with the toads." the man added with a sigh.
Tsunade rolled her eyes, "I know why you want him to sign it, and honestly him eventually becoming a Sennin would be amazing, but he's clearly more interested in things that align with his Kami." she reminded in a neutral tone.
Jiraiya sighed again, "I know, I know, it's just-" he began but halted himself, "Well, you know." he finished lamely with a shrug, "I told him to work more on his chakra control while I'm gone, hopefully I can teach him Hari Jizo or something next time I'm back." he mused, "I heard he has a blend of Futon and Raiton affinity though, that's interesting. Apparently he even modified the Futon: Toppa?" he asked.
Tunade nodded, "It's destructive to put it lightly, I think he's been trying to learn Otojutsu from Kin and Tayuya as well, the two kunoichi slave girls from Otogakure that he took as spoils of war." she explained, "His affinity is very similar, but his chakra control is still terrible for genjutsu, I think sound based genjutsu are likely to be the only ones he ever figures out besides Kajojutsu that are akin to genjutsu."
Jiraiya nodded with interest, "Well, I'll let you, uh, change your shirt." he said as he started to leave, "Nothing new to report on Akatsuki or Orochimaru unfortunately, but I'll go see what information Naruto-kun passed on to Ibiki-san from that cute new slave of his." he added as he retreated from the room.
Kakashi struggled on what to teach his genin, Sakura was now working on Mizu Bunshin after refusing to show any interest in Kirigakure no Jutsu. He was pretty sure he'd be lucky if she used them as a distraction instead of mobile sources of water. It was a shame she had no interest in genjutsu, her chakra control was the best among all the genin, probably better than most chunin for that matter.
Sasuke was difficult, the Uchiha already knew most Katon no Jutsu Kakashi could teach him and had figured out how to use his dojutsu for genjutsu already. Similarly Kakashi simply didn't know much in the way of Futon no Jutsu, and Naruto was already working on Chidori as well as having the Kiba blades to practice his Raiton affinity with.
So Kakashi decided to teach Sasuke and Naruto what konbijutsu were, only for Naruto to surprise him, "Oh I already did that with Anko-chan once, it was really neat!" the blonde said cheerfully. Sasuke raised an eyebrow as he considered it, wind enhancing flames made sense, and he assumed Naruto would be able to electrify Sakura's Suiton no Jutsu as well.
However this meant the jonin of cell seven was at a loss, he was hesitant to teach Naruto Daitoppa until the blonde had better chakra control. Besides which it seemed like besides Sakura his students were working on other jutsu anyway. Kakashi wondered how to be a better teacher, and decided he'd leave them at it until there was something he could teach them.
Shikamaru sighed as Ino once again nagged him to train more, he was already doing extra training on clan hijutsu at home and there was no point trying to work it into their teamwork until that was ready anyway. He didn't bother explaining that, he knew damn well the kunoichi would insist on seeing what he'd been working on.
Choji seemed into the whole training thing surprisingly, putting more effort into his taijutsu at least. He also insisted on needing to eat more though and had almost been hospitalized with indigestion again, prompting scolding from Ino who had gone on a tirade about skinnier being more attractive.
Shikamaru had half a mind to tell her she'd be more attractive if she put some meat on her bones instead of dieting and looking like a stick, "Sakura looks a lot better these days." he said instead, knowing that the pink haired girl was still a sore spot for his blonde teammate. Ino went silent at that, unsure what to say since her former rival had clearly dropped the whole dieting idea.
Choji nodded in agreement, "Yeah, although her new tan is kind of weird." he commented, "I didn't think she was your type." he added with a raised eyebrow at his lazy teammate.
Shikamaru scoffed, "Definitely not my type, just making an observation about her appearance." he corrected, "Even if she does look better the only way you'd catch me on a date with her is if she forced me, so I'm glad she only has eyes for Sasuke." he added, "Poor guy." he muttered with a shake of his head.
Ino blinked owlishly, she'd noticed Sakura had grown some muscle and put on a little bit of weight, but none of it seemed to be in the stomach area. The blonde kunoichi had assumed it was just puberty, but Shikamaru was smart and was implying it was a lack of a diet. The Yamanaka frowned as she considered that, deciding she should ask an adult for confirmation.
"Anko-sensei!" Ino called out when she saw the woman, making the purple haired woman choke on her dango. After a bit of coughing the woman got it down the right pipe and turned on the young Yamanaka.
"What?" Anko asked with narrowed eyes, wondering what the girl could possibly want from her during her time off.
"How do you stay in shape when you eat so much dango?" Ino asked seriously, prompting an eye twitch from the purple haired tokujonin.
The blonde kunoichi was very lucky Anko could sense the trepidation, concern, and apprehension of the young girl, "You have an Akimichi on your team, how the fuck do you not know how calories work?" she asked with a raised eyebrow, only to be exasperated by Ino's confused expression, "I train, dumbass," she continued, "calories go in as food, get turned into energy, then into either muscle or fat depending on how much you train." she explained, albeit in a very simplified and not entirely accurate manner.
Ino frowned, "But isn't fat, like, bad?" she asked, even if Choji insisted on them ruling she didn't want to be chubby.
Anko stared incredulously at the girl, "Do these look bad to you?" she asked, gesturing to her breasts, "Or these?" she added with a casual slap of her own thigh, "Seriously, you're a Yamanaka, you should know better." she scolded, "Fuck, how sheltered are brats these days." she grumbled with a shake of her head.
Ino pouted but understood a bit better now, "So training certain muscles will stop fat accumulating in the wrong places?" she asked for confirmation, Anko sighed but nodded as she took another bite of her dango. The young Yamanaka found it confusing but left with her newfound knowledge.
Shikamaru resisted the urge to groan, he knew it was his own fault Ino was more focused on physical training now. He tried to think of another way to get her off his back as she nagged him to train more, "Why don't you go learn iryo ninjutsu or something?" he asked idly, "Guys like nurses." he pointed out, knowing damn well they just liked the outfits.
It had the desired effect at least as Ino rushed off to the hospital, and he figured it'd be a useful skill if Choji got injured in the field. Shikamaru sighed in content at his victory and went back to watching clouds, then Asuma showed up and challenged him to a game of shogi. The jonin was lucky Shikamaru liked that game.
Shizune felt like she had her own genin team, albeit made up of genin from other cells. She supposed Karin was purely focused on the hospital work and technically didn't hold a ninja rank, but that might be for the best. Kusagakure thought she was dead, it would probably be bad if they got involved with testing their borders along with Iwa and Oto.
It helped make Shizune feel like she was helping even though she'd been pulled from field duty due to her injury, she was still working on getting chakra scalpels going but if she had an assistant performing the actual jutsu the dark haired woman was quite capable of overseeing most surgery anyway.
Even with Shino's punishment Shizune spent more time working with Karin as a result of this, although she wasn't sure if she approved of what was happening in the recently built Uzumaki household. She supposed it was a slight bit less disturbing than Shino, she had nothing against the young Aburame but she really hoped she didn't get marked by his Kami. Shizune was vaguely aware that as long as she held onto that hope it wouldn't happen, the Konton no Kami mostly seemed to mark those who wanted to be marked from her understanding.
Sakura was a bit surprised she was being put on a patrol without her genin cell, then she realized why. The other members of the patrol were Kiba, for Inuzuka senses, and a pair of chunin she vaguely recognized as the two who were usually on gate duty, Izumo and Kotetsu.
The pink haired kunoichi was along as Kiba's superior ninso, Sakura wondered what the point of that was but upon being given the shield with a Daemon in it that Jiraiya had brought back from Ta no Kuni a while ago she realized she was also supposed to test the effectiveness of it. The brass-skinned girl appreciated finally having a real shield.
As they left to patrol the forests towards Kusa no Kuni the young Haruno wondered what Sasuke was doing.
Sasuke stared at the blue prints Aoki was having him write up with an eye twitch, he'd been interested at the promise of a useful weapon but the intricate design was absurd. He wondered how such a thing of so many intricate small moving parts was supposed to be an effective staff, but Aoki insisted that binding a Daemon into it would solve that issue.
The Uchiha had decided to make something more simple first, and Aoki had warned against shoving Daemons into random weapons. A weapon must be wrought for purpose, or be elevated to such purpose by stint of its deeds. Sasuke thought that was a bit ridiculous but heeded the warning anyway.
Regardless he insisted on something easier to make and was told of runes he could carve into kunai, but warned they would be more unstable than kibaku fuda in exchange for being far more potent. Sasuke smirked since as far as he was concerned that was much more his style, he'd work more on the staff later anyway. He was no weapon smith or artisan, and the level of detail required for his own Daemon weapon would be more than the Uchiha was able to put in for now.
Besides, he'd need a regular staff to practice bojutsu if he was going to have a Daemon staff in the future.
Tenten panted as she trained on her own time, she knew Lee was still training taijutsu somewhere and she suspected Neji was likely practicing on his own time too. Yet the kunoichi found she couldn't muster the power for the most basic Kajojutsu, the fact Hinata still couldn't quite do it either yet was a small consolation.
Tenten took a few deep breaths, getting angry about her inabilities wouldn't help. Even knowing that she couldn't help but feel frustrated, not enough chakra control for genjutsu or iryo ninjutsu and not enough power for advanced ninjutsu. The kunoichi was painfully average, and she was starting to hate it. Shurikenjutsu and bukijutsu could only carry so far, and Temari had proven that adequate ninjutsu could completely negate even excessive shurikenjutsu.
She tried to find solace that she couldn't be completely average if Slaanesh had marked her, but then again quite a few had already been marked. The thought that she was just excessively average crossed her mind but she shook her head, her accuracy was near perfect. The thought stopped her, near perfect was not perfect.
It was just to blow off steam, but Tenten practiced her shurikenjutsu again. To her delight each kunai, shuriken, and senbon hit the bullseye. Then she saw it, a shuriken that had hit the bullseye but was not dead center. This only motivated her to do it again, but when she got it perfect she frowned since she knew already it still wasn't enough.
In her frustration she ran through hand signs to practice the Karyudan, the strongest and most advanced ninjutsu she knew. It was nothing special, just a stream of fire. Tenten sighed, feeling even more exhausted after breathing the gout of flame. At least the fire was pretty, but for efficiency she was better off throwing kunai with kibaku fuda tied to them.
Then the thought finally occurred to her, she could do both. Funyu no Jutsu was a very basic fuinjutsu, used for putting things inside of scrolls usually. Why not use it to place something flammable, such as lamp oil or gunpowder, inside of a paper tag? Tenten grinned at the idea, if she couldn't match others for power, talent, or stamina, she'd just have to get creative.
Kin flinched as she heard the flute, but upon not finding herself in some horrific genjutsu tried to remain calm and enjoy her bath. Despite finally joining the others in their debauchery and depravity she still preferred more normal baths. She was fine with Isaribi though, the purple haired girl with the fish scales seemed to treat the bathroom as a second bedroom though.
The former kunoichi had started working on staying in shape again, practicing manipulating her chakra and working on weaving it into her songs. Kin doubted she'd ever catch up with Tayuya, but she would be able to defend herself and her new home from at least C rank threats if nothing else.
The thought that a particularly strong genin could probably defeat her rose her hackles though, and Kin resolved to get some pointers on shurikenjutsu from Haku. It was nice to just relax and play music for the household, and it was even nicer to finally have sex with them, but the idea of being less than perfect at her chosen profession, even if she was technically not a kunoichi anymore, bothered her.
Besides, Naruto didn't seem to mind his slaves training, he let Tayuya keep her flute and train at least.
Maemi stared at the three things Tayuya summoned, "What even are those?" she asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Fuck if I know, Orochimaru doesn't tell us shit." Tayuya responded bluntly, oddly fine with being able to summon and control three things she knew next to nothing about, "They're called Doki, I control them with my flute, and they've got these weird things made almost entirely of spiritual energy inside them. Don't ask to see them, they seek out physical energy ravenously when I unleash them." she explained.
"They're ugly." Naruto said bluntly, "Also if you don't know much about them you shouldn't rely on them." he pointed out.
Maemi nodded at the words of the horned blonde, "You should try to learn some Kajojutsu, you'll probably have an easier time of it than Hinata or Tenten thanks to your Juin having a Muse within it." she suggested.
Tayuya shrugged, "Already planning on it." she confessed carelessly, "I'm more interested in practicing with my flute though to be honest." she added as she turned back towards the house and started playing as she went, thankfully dispelling the Doki as she did.
Karin tried not to sigh as Ino dragged her along to go shopping, she wanted nothing more than to get home, have a smoke, and have a bunch of orgasms before passing out after a long day of work at the hospital. She couldn't just say that to Ino though, the red haired Uzumaki was not as shameless as her blonde relative.
The fact Ino was curious about how things were with Naruto's home just made it harder to avoid the topic, "It's great actually, even after just a day of work I miss being there." she said, trying to subtly hint that she did not care about trying on shoes or dresses. Karin wondered how a kunoichi could be so into such mundane things, she wondered if she was a tomboy.
The Uzumaki decided she probably wasn't, no tomboy wore fishnet tights under shorts as short as hers. Unfortunately for the bereaved girl Ino didn't seem to get the hint, "Isn't it weird to share him with so many other girls?" she asked.
Karin shrugged, "He has the stamina for it." she answered, "One of the others is a boy by the way." she added.
Ino was surprised by that, "What? Which one?" she asked.
"Have you met Haku?" Karin asked in response, and Ino shook her head, "Really pretty boy, long black hair, big brown eyes." she clarified, "No one will blame you for mistaking him for a girl though." she added idly, the older boy even dressed like a girl at times.
"Does anyone in your house look like a guy?" Ino asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Tayuya acts and dresses like one, but no." Karin answered bluntly, Ino just blinked as she wondered who that was and how many people were already in Naruto's harem.
At the advice of the Nurgling within his wakizashi, Shino worked on other concoctions while his 'contract' was fermenting. Despite not being a Familiar it was surprisingly helpful, it did annoy him by asking if it could eat his bugs once it was free. The Aburame made it very clear that no, it may not ever eat his kikaichu.
He knew they had very short lifespans, but he still named each and every one in his hive. Even the Nurgling thought that was a bit absurd, but didn't ask again.
"Why don't you go ask?" Anko asked Ibiki, wondering why he was making her act as messenger. She just wanted to torment prisoners, get some training done, reward herself with dango, and maybe go to the hot springs.
"I'm busy, and you're in the Konton Gundan now aren't you?" Ibiki responded bluntly.
Anko groaned, "Fine, but I'm telling Hokage-sama this request came from you!" she snapped.
"Fine," Ibiki agreed, "I just want to know how this blonde brat is getting better results than you when he didn't even cheat or answer a single damned question to past my chunin exam phase." he clarified.
Tsunade sighed at the request, "Go get him yourself, I'm not sending Anbu to his home anymore." she said dismissively.
Anko raised an eyebrow, "What happened?" she asked with some surprise.
"They came back late because they needed a cold shower and forgot to actually get him." Tsunade responded dryly.
Anko tried and failed to hide how curious she was, "Alright, well, uh, by your leave I guess I'll get him to Ibiki-san." she said, leaving to go see what the big deal was.
Anko didn't even need to enter the house to see what the big deal was, she could feel it thanks to the Imp in her Juin. Also the house smelled like sex even from the front door, other things too like incense and smoke, strong incense at that, but Anko could definitely smell a lot of sex.
Deciding not to waste too much time the tokujonin rang a bell next to the front door and waited, she heard a koto start playing before a flustered looking Karin dressed in a lavender dressing gown answered the door, "Wha-!? Oh, you're that scary proctor lady that Naruto-nii likes." she realized, "I thought you weren't joining us for a few more years." she mused.
Anko scoffed despite her own flushed cheeks, "I am not here to join you, Ibiki-san wants to see Naruto-kun." she explained, but couldn't help her follow up question, "What the hell are you even doing in there?" she asked with a raised eyebrow.
Karin flushed, "What do you think?" she retorted dryly, "I'll get Naruto-nii to put something on, unless you do want to come in?" she offered with a slightly sly tone.
Anko was very tempted, but reminded herself of the age gap and shook her head, "Not today." she answered instead, standing outside to wait for Naruto.
The blonde pranced out wearing a yukata he borrowed from Haku since it was the easiest thing to put on quickly, "Anko-chan!" he greeted happily, "Why does scar-face want to see me?" he asked.
"Ibiki-san wants to know how you're getting information out of your prisoners." Anko revealed with a shrug, amused by the nickname for her superior officer. She tried not to look at Naruto too much as she lead him to the T&I cells, the fact he came off as some kind of bovine yokai did a bit too much to offset the age gap for her liking, he didn't even have much baby fat anymore.
"Pain then pleasure." Naruto said proudly as he strut alongside Anko, walking with bone spur heels for so long had given him an instinctual hip sway whenever he wasn't bouncing around, leaping, or prancing, and the new leg shape only added to that.
Ibiki stared into the cell blankly as he watched Naruto work, Anko standing in the observation room next to him, "I'm not taking those tactics or teaching them to our recruits." he decided bluntly, he didn't care how well they worked he was a professional and he had standards.
"Can I use those tactics?" Anko asked with a grin, failing to hide how much she was enjoying the show.
"Only when you're not under observation." Ibiki agreed reluctantly, knowing that she'd do that anyway so giving her permission was better than insubordination.