Every day was the same.

Pirates would tie him up, demanding information on Jack Sparrow.

"Don't tell them, Carlos!" his wife would shout. Then he would be dunked in the well until he was spitting out water.

Once the Magic Kingdom closed, it was "no hard feelings".

Always the same.


Carlos is the mayor of Puerto Dorado, the guy in the ride who is being dunked in the well by pirates. He has a wife who shouts "don't tell them, Carlos" among other things. I always found that bit funny as a kid until I came to understand it.