perhaps we've been spoiled for a long time since sasuke started his streaming channel. after all, he has been streaming nearly every day for more than three years and we have seen how he turned from a hot, deadly silent, don't-talk-to-me-if-you-suck-at-this-game type of dude to a hot, softie on the inside, don't-talk-to-me-unless-you're-my-girlfriend type of man on camera.

that's why when sasuke came back today for a stream after his hiatus for many months, with a more laid-back and quite open personality, the streaming platform almost broke down due to the amount of viewers.

"hold your horses," sasuke spoke for the first time when tons of keyboard smashes and heart emojis flooded his chat. there was a small smile on his face as he tried to keep up with the messages. "how are you?"

he started his stream as usual— casually answering random questions he could read as he sets up:

| we have missed you, king! how was your break? |

"it was a lot of fun. i still had to deal with some other work stuff but i had a great time spending it with my family and friends."

| PC or console? |

"i started playing using pc so i guess i'm more comfortable with that. sakura's always been better at console anyway."

| TheRamenLover had been teasing us that he would release your switch battle soon. when is that gonna be released?! we wanna see you beat naruto's ass! |

"all you need to know about that is indeed, i beat him and that's why he's not uploading it."

| it's my birthday today! one greeting and my life is made! and tell sakura i would die for her! |

"happy birthday to you, and i completely relate."

and of course, there was a bombard of questions about his history, love life, and engagement with his pretty fiancée sakura. sasuke did not disappoint:

| how did you and sakura meet? i've always wondered! |

"we've never been classmates but we met in high school. i knew her first because she took the number one spot that i was trying for and kinda got pissed about it. but when i tried to look for my competition and saw her, i fell in love instead."

| what's your favorite memory with your girl? |

"i love them all… but if i were to choose, i'd say when she finally returned my feelings. it was in our high school library during our second year and we almost got suspended because i kissed her after her confession. our librarian was a spartan."

| when is the wedding? we are very excited! |

"that's a secret. but to give you something, it's before she starts her residency."

| share your most memorable date please! |

"i'm not gonna tell you any details, but she brought me to her secret hiding place for the first time on our high school graduation. we spent the entire day there. next thing i know, my name almost went in headlines at that time coz my family thought i got kidnapped since they couldn't find me anywhere."

| do you have plans to have kids? if so, how many?! please multiply your beautiful spawns and bless us all! |

"we have to ask her about this since i'm not the one who's gonna bring them to the world. personally i want a big family, but any family i make with the love of my life is enough for me."

among the sea of sakura-related questions and exclamations of falling in love with the two of them because of sasuke's answers, a familiar comment went up:

| is shisui, your favorite cousin who is so hot and sexy, finally invited to your upcoming wedding?! |

with that, sasuke only answered with a straight face, "…shisui get the fuck out of my chat."

right after he said that, we all knew someone just walked into the room he was in since sasuke's eyes weren't focused on the screen anymore. he only does that when sakura was around.

fucking adorable, truly. if only it didn't make us feel kinda lonely and green with envy.

"did you need anything?" he gently asked, his voice soft and tender as if he didn't curse his cousin a few seconds ago. we could see a lot of angry emojis coming from shisui's account and we all thought he was hilarious.

sakura's voice came through, "i forgot my charger here. is it there on your desk?"

"yeah, i got it."

"did you start streaming already?"

sasuke's gaze went our way for a split second before turning to her once more, "wanna say hi?"

muted thuds from her feet could be faintly heard until her shirt was seen and she ducked down to show her angelic smile, "hi everyone~"

pink hearts and cherry blossom emojis could be seen on his chat and sasuke teased her, "they missed you more than they missed me."

with a chuckle, her arm reached forward to place it on his desk so she could lean on it to look closer to his screen. and that's when sakura read a comment out loud that sasuke took full offense from—

"is your girlfriend single?"

this was a trend a few weeks back on the internet where you intentionally ask someone who's in a relationship if their partner was single and then record their reaction. apparently, sasuke didn't get the memo since his elegant brows met and his voice went deeper when he answered.

"i'm sorry, buddy. that's never gonna freaking happen."

he had a reputation of murmuring expletives and profanity under his breath when he's frustrated about a game. yet for someone whose girlfriend, or fiancée, was already known to look like a delicate girl but curses like a sailor when she plays grand theft auto, sasuke didn't really cuss a lot when she's around.

it was a testament to how different he is whenever she's with him.

sakura's smile widened, "love, it was a joke."

his handsome face scrunched up, "i don't care. everybody should know by now. it's been months."

we could all tell sakura was still endeared when she clicked her tongue and turned to the camera, "you made him grumpy. now i have to make him onigiri."

she stood up straight to leave and do just that when sasuke pulled her down so she falls on his lap. the squeak she made was so cute and we're certain sasuke thought so too since he was stifling his smile.

"sasuke-kun!"

"now i hope this clears things."

her face was pink and when she tried to get up, sasuke stopped setting up his game to loop his arm on her waist. her cheeks became red as she exclaimed, "you're working! i want you to focus!"

"yeah, i'm working hard to tell everyone you're about to be my wife and you'll never be single your entire life ever again," he answered seriously. "trust me, baby. i have never been this focused my entire life."

the fans were having a field day once more, both on his chat and everywhere else, that's why #TriggeredSasuke and #SmittenSasuke were trending. at this point, we're not sure anymore which version of him we love the most.

but it's safe to say our favorite is #SasukeInLove— the sasuke he had always been. cheers to the future!

a/n: this isn't supposed to be my birthday fic but i didn't finish what i've planned originally lmao but i hope this is ok! i just turned 25 today and i've decided to go meta on this one so sasuke could greet me ajhfdajkajd thanks for still reading! ❤