Patty The Slayer

Disclaimer: This is an idea inspired by some work lateVMlover did sometime ago with a Flash/Buffy The Vampire Slayer crossover and while I was given permission to continue with the idea, I wanted to try my own version of the concept.

Summary: Barry Allen's knowledge of what he thinks he knows about the world is about to get turned upside down.


"Alright boys and girls, one at a time or all together, either way, you're all gonna get staked tonight." Declared a female voice in an alleyway somewhere in downtown Central City, Missouri.

Stake in hand and a determined vibe radiated from one Patty Spivot, Detective of the CCPD and one of the many women in the world Chosen to be a Slayer and activated by a spell to fight against the Darkness wherever it may be thanks to the Red Witch known as Willow Rosenberg. And currently, Patty was facing off with six Vampires she'd come across minutes ago that had been trying to snack on some unfortunate Homeless citizens of the city. None were Masters but regardless, she wouldn't treat them lightly as doing so would be stupid. And she had no desire to hear any lectures on the subject by her Watcher once she reported in of her night's activities. One of the Vampires in game face growled at her, "Let's get us a Slayer!" He growled and the others all nodded eagerly.

"You can try but I can't guarantee anything."

Snarls came from the Vampires and they charged at her and if one were to describe the scene, it would be like that of a gracefully fluid dance as she fought against the Vampires. Not even realizing they had company in the form of the Central City Speedster known as the Flash. "What the Hell!?"

His shout of surprise alerted Patty as she staked Vampire number four. "Don't worry about this, I have this all under control!"

"You just killed that guy and somehow made him turn to dust, Detective! I wouldn't call that under control!" The Flash, aka Barry Allen, told her in shock and disapproval.

Completely unsure how she did it to begin with and greatly disturbed that there was more to this woman than he ever thought possible. And hated that a great deal as it made him uncertain about her. "Yeah, that's kind of a thing with their kind, Flash! So therefore, I do have it under control!" She replied as she sent another Vampire to Hell by way of staking.

"Our Master will learn of this and kill you for taking soldiers of his army from him, Slayer!" Growled out the remaining Vampire.

"Is that right? Somehow, I'm not quaking in my boots."

Ooh, Buffy Summers would be proud! So would Xander and Faith for that matter. Well, okay, so a lot of the snarkier bunch of those she ran with would be but those three especially! Snarling, the Vampire charged at her, intent on getting a kill against a Slayer and making himself something of a name like Spike once did long ago before he joined the good little fools. Barry on the other hand, wasn't content to stand there and watch this continue any further and so with a decision made, he sped in and grabbed Patty and took her far from the area. Leaving a confused and angry Vampire behind in the process. Even letting out an angry shout to convey how he felt before stalking off to find himself another meal while on his way back to where his Master resided to tell him of what had transpired this night.


Author's Notes: Three guesses on where Barry takes Patty and the first two don't count.