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A few weeks later, the Doctor was under the TARDIS console as Amy and Jack entered the console room with Amy wearing a red, white, black and grey plaid shirt with a scarf and a denim miniskirt.
"Hey, you," Amy said as she approached him.
"Hey!" He greeted her as he left underneath the console for a second before going back under.
"Listen, Doc, Amy needs to talk to you," Jack told him.
"Rory!" The Doctor called.
"No, shut up. I've got a question for you, that's all," she told him.
"You, okay up there?" Rory asked from underneath the console with Rose helping him as they wore goggles over their eyes.
"Yeah, are you all right, Doctor?" Rose asked her husband.
"Yeah, fine. No problem," the Doctor answered.
"What are you doing?" Amy asked her husband.
"Helping the Doctor and Rose," Rory answered, "Um, it's humming. Is that Okay?"
"Yeah, it is, Rory," Rose answered.
"We're just entering conceptual space," the Doctor added, "Imagine a banana or anything curved… Actually don't, 'cause it's not curved or like a banana. Forget the banana!"
"Um, is he helping you both fly the TARDIS?" Amy asked.
"We're actually teaching him to pilot it a little," Rose answered.
"Rory, attach thermo couplings two, seven and eleven, like my husband showed you," Rose said as the Doctor got out from beneath the console.
"How come he gets a go?" Amy asked as she followed him around the console, "You never let me have a go."
"Uh, Doctor, Rose, don't," Rory pleaded, "Seriously, I let her drive my car once."
"Yeah, to the end of the road," Amy added.
"What happened?" Jack asked.
"Yeah, according to Amy, 'there was an unexpected house'," Rory answered.
"Oh, he's just jealous because I passed my test first time," Amy told them.
"You cheated. You wore a skirt," Rory told her.
"Did you really, Amy?" Jack asked.
"No, I didn't wear a skirt," Amy denied.
"Well, luck would have worked, too," Rory told her.
"No, no, I did wear a skirt, but it was any old skirt," Amy admitted.
"So you admit that you did wear one," Rose said.
"Have either of you seen Amy drive?" Rory asked.
"No," the Doctor answered.
"Yes we did, Doctor," Rose told him, "Remember in that dream of Leadworth that the Dream Lord created after Rory 'died'?"
"I meant in real life, Rose," he explained.
"Neither did her driving examiner," Rory added.
"Actually it was this one. It was this skirt!" Amy told them, causing Jack to chuckle when Rory suddenly dropped a thermo coupling as the TARDIS made a crashing sound and the lights dimmed.
"What's happening?" Jack asked.
"What was that?" Amy asked at the same time.
"Rory!" The Doctor yelled, "Did you drop a thermo coupling?"
"He did, Doctor," Rose answered.
"Ah! How did you do that, Rory? Me and Rose told you don't drop them. We specifically mentioned not dropping them.
"It was my fault," Amy told him.
"Of course it wasn't your fault," he told her.
"Actually it was, Doc," Jack told him.
"Jack's right, it was somewhat her fault," Rory said, agreeing with the ex-Time Agent.
"How could it be her fault?" the Doctor asked.
"Because it was my skirt and my husband and your and Rose's glass floor," she explained.
"Oh, Rory!" The Doctor told the nurse.
"Sorry," Rory apologized.
"It's alright, Rory," Rose said as she walked back up the stairs as he followed her.
"Well, we've landed. Emergency materialisation. It should be fine, should have locked onto the safest space available," the Doctor said as he turned some of the TARDIS's controls on, turning the lights back on as they looked to the doorway and slowly began to walk towards it as they saw the TARDIS inside the TARDIS.
"What the hell?" Jack said with disbelief as the Doctor placed his hand on the railing.
"Doctor, Rose what happened?" Amy asked.
"Just like what my husband said, Amy, the safest spot available," Rose answered, "The TARDIS has materialised inside itself.
"Is that supposed to happen?" Rory asked as the Doctor walked down the steps towards the TARDIS.
"Take a guess," the Doctor answered.
"No?" Rory asked.
"That's the one," the Doctor answered.
"Has this ever happened before?" Jack asked.
"A few times actually," he answered as he placed his hand on the TARDIS's exterior.
"Whoa, what are you doing?" Amy asked.
"I have absolutely no idea," he answered as he went through the TARDIS doors.
"Okay, that is a bit weird," Amy said.
"You're telling me," Rose muttered as he put his arm through the doors, making a 'come on' gesture.
"That is actually pretty cool," Rory said as he and Jack chuckled.
"Oh, I'm glad you're entertained, Rory, you too, Jack," the Doctor said as he walked back through the TARDIS doors and approached them, "Now that we're stuck here for all of eternity, at least you won't be bored."
"Wait, what? We're stuck?" Jack and Amy asked at the same time.
"The inside of the TARDIS is now joined to the outside of the TARDIS. Worse than a time loop, a space loop," the Doctor explained.
"Nothing can enter or leave this ship ever again," Rose added.
They then heard the TARDIS doors open and turned around to see a look-a-like of Amy opening the doors, "Okay, kids, this is where it gets complicated."
"Who the hell are you?" Amy asked her look-a-like.
"I'm you, from your future," she answered.
"Tell us, exactly what's happened," the Doctor said as he approached her.
"Well, the exterior shell of the TARDIS has drifted forwards in time. If you step into the box now, you step inside the control room a tiny bit into the past," she explained.
"I don't understand," Amy told her future self.
"Neither do I," Future Amy told her.
"But you just said it," Amy said with confusion.
"No, I'm just repeating it. I'm just remembering what I heard myself saying when I was standing where you are now and repeating it," Future Amy explained, "I'm just repeating this, too. And this. And this."
"Oh, I still don't understand," Amy told her future self.
"You still don't," she told her.
"Okay, when does this Amy step inside the box?" The Doctor asked, "We need to maintain the timeline."
"Ah! As soon as she slapped Rory," Future Amy answered.
"Okay," Amy told her.
"Ha! No. Why do I get slapped?" Rory asked.
"Because we have to stick to the established chain of events," Rose explained.
"One mistake and the whole timeline could collapse," the Doctor added, "We'll end up with two Amy Ponds forever, and then what would you do?"
"Amy then yelped as she slapped her husband in the face.
"Okay, Amy, into the TARDIS now," Rose ordered as Amy walked towards the TARDIS's exterior.
"What, and then I become her?" Amy asked them.
"Yes, go, go, go!" The Doctor said.
"Do I really look like that?" Amy asked her future self as she flirted with herself.
"Yeah. Yeah, you do," she answered.
"Oh, I'd give you a driver's license," she told her.
"Mmm, I bet you would," Future Amy told her.
"Jack, does this kinda remind you what my husband said to you on Malcassairo in the stet radiation chamber?" Rose asked Jack.
"Yeah. It does," he answered.
"Oh, this is how it ends," the Doctor groaned, "Pond flirting with herself, true love at last." This statement caused both Amy's to look at him, "Oh, sorry, Rory."
"Absolutely, no problem at all," Rory responded.
"Now, Amy!" The Doctor ordered.
"What's the first line?" Amy asked her future self?
"Okay, kids, this is where it gets complicated," she answered.
"Gotcha," Amy said as she entered the TARDIS, becoming Future Amy.
"So is that it? Are we okay now?" Amy asked as she approached the others.
"No, we're still trapped," Rose answered when Future versions of Jack, Amy and Rory ran through the TARDIS doors.
"What are you doing?" The Doctor asked.
You told us to get into the police box," Future Rory answered.
"After I kissed Rose on the cheek," Future Jack added.
"Well, from your point of view, Jack's about to kiss Rose on the cheek and tell the three of us to get into the police box. From our point of view, you just told us to get into the police box, which is why we got into the police box, which is why we're here," Future Rory explained.
"Do I have to remember all of that?" Rory asked his future self.
"It sort of happens," Future Rory answered.
"Hi," Amy said as she waved to herself.
"Hi," Future Amy said, waving to her past self.
"Hello, handsome," Both Jacks said at the same time as they flirted with each other.
"Hey, stop that!" The Doctor said as Jack quickly kissed Rose's cheek before he pushed them forward towards the steps, "You three, into the police box now, run."
As all three of them entered the police box, the future Jack, Amy and Roy's become the present Jack, Amy and Rory.
"So, what now?" Amy asked as she, Jack and Rory stepped forward.
"You, three, stay where you are," the Doctor said as he and Rose began to use the TARDIS controls.
"What are you both doing?" Jack asked.
"We're setting up a controlled temporal implosion," Rose answered.
"It's the only way to reset the TARDIS, but unless we find exactly the right lever to control the implosion, we're all gonna die, not sure about you, Jack," the Doctor added.
"You don't know which lever?" Amy asked with disbelief.
"Well, no, but we're about to find out," the Doctor said as future versions of him and Rose ran through the doors behind Amy, Rory and Jack.
"The wibbly lever," the future versions of the Doctor and Rose both said at the same time.
"The wibbly lever, thank you!" The Doctor said as he flicked the wibbly lever up and down before he and Rose ran through the TARDIS's doors from the exterior, which soon began to dematerialize from the inside and become the outside once again as he placed his arms over Amy and Rory's shoulder's, "Okay, We're back in normal flight. The TARDIS is no longer inside itself, the localised time field is not longer about to implode and rip a hole in all casualty, but just in case, Pond put some trousers on." He then walked away with Rose.
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