The Battle Begins! Straw Hats Pirates vs Fishman Pirates!
All the fishermen look in shock at the kid that came out of nowhere and with one punch, send Arlong inside their base. Is not every day you see your boss getting the one-punch move in seconds.
"You…bastard!" several of them managed to get their senses back and charge at Seth with their weapons. Once they reached him, however, they were kicked away by a long black pants covered leg.
"Get out of the way, small fries!" Sanji said before he scolds the auburn-haired boy, "Bastard, don't hog the fun for yourself."
"What? I just punch one of them," Seth replied.
"Hey! Leave some for me, Seth," Luffy whine.
"D-Don't worry, L-Luffy! Y-You can have a-all my s-shared!" Usopp said while his legs shook.
"Always ready to go, eh Usopp?" Zoro asked with his only sword in his shoulder.
"Can he even fight?" Gin asked, twirling his tonfa.
"HEY!" a voice spoke up, belonging to an octopus man as he pointed angrily at Zoro, "CURSE YOU RORONOA ZORO! YOU TRICK ME!"
"...So long-nose is alive…I knew that bitch didn't have the heart to do it." said a fisherman that looks like a kung-fu master.
"Smek…These guys think they're better than us," said the long mouth fish.
"Attack!" the fishermen yelled as they charged at them. Two of them reach them, only to receive extreme pain by a tonfa slamming their heads hard.
"Heh…Glad you guys came, I need some serious practice," Gin said as he grins and swirls his tonfa around dangerously.
"Come on! He's just one guy, we can take him down!" One of the fishermen yelled, earning a battle cry from his brothers as they charged at the Demon-Man.
Gin vs Fishermens
"I'll take care of him!" says a fisherman before he lunged at Gin, ready to take him out. Right as he swung his fist, Gin ducked to avoid the attack before yelling "Demon Hammer!" swung his tonfa around, smashing his head into the concrete. He slowly raised his tonfa, covered with some crimson color of the Maou.
"These guys are a threat?" Gin asked with a dissatisfied voice, "I can barely call this training." That insult pissed the fishermen off.
"HUMAN TRASH!" some of them shouted as they all charged at the Demon-Man, who just smiled as he began to fight them off, all the while grinning at them all. Two lunged at his back, only for the dark-skinned man to backflip behind them and smashed their heads together with his tonfa, but was caught in a death grip by a third Fishman.
"Gotcha!" the Fishman said as another was charging Gin from the front for the kill. Gin's eyes narrowed before he spun his tonfa in his hand, resting the heavy ball against his elbow before raising it to smash it into his grappler's ribs. The attack caused the Fishman behind him to let go just in time for Gin to dodge, causing the charging Fishman to attack his comrade. As he stared at what he did, Gin spun around and smashed his weapon into his head, sending both Fishman straight into the wall. Three more charged forward at him from behind with spears, but Gin simply duck on all three and trip all of them before raising his two tonfas, "Hell's Judgement!" and slam both of them in their stomachs, making them cough blood out.
Moments later, all the fishermen lay down on the floor, covered in blood and bruises, and in the middle, stood a man that was neither normal nor special with white eyes.
"Again, these guys are a threat?" Gin asked again.
Winner: Gin
Straw Hats; 1, Fishermens; 0
"Nyuuuuu! How dare you!" the octopus yelled in anger before aiming at the ocean, "Now you'll see! MooMoo!" he then makes a trumpet sound.
Suddenly, something began appearing from the waters of the pool, and moments later, the cowfish rose from the waters.
"GYAAAAAA! What's that?!" Usopp yelled while hiding behind Zoro.
"Oh, it's the sea cow again," Luffy said as he looked at Moomoo.
"I was wondering what happened to him," Sanji said.
Moomoo noticed Seth was present there, and he looked at it with angry eyes. A chill and a reminder came to the cow's head, making it turn around and ready to leave.
"HUH? Moomoo, where are you going?" the octopus asked the giant fish.
"Moomoo." a dark voice spoke up, everyone turned to see that Arlong was coming out, angrier than ever. "Where do you think you're going? You plan to run away?" he asked.
The cow suddenly did a 180 turn, his fear replaced with anger and fury as he charged at them.
"I got this!" Luffy as he appeared in front of the cow.
Luffy vs Moomoo
The straw hat boy began to twist his body several times before he stretched his arms into Moomoo's horn. "Out of the way cow, Gum-Gum…"
"Get down!" Seth yelled in panic, making the rest hit the deck.
"PINWHEEL!" Luffy yelled as he began to spin the cow around. After several spins, Luffy let go of the horns, sending Moomoo far into the sky and away. "So long, cow!"
...Wait, what? That's it?
Winner: Luffy
Straw Hats; 2, Fishermens; 0
Oh...okay then.
"MOOMOO!" the octopus screamed before looking at Luffy and his crew with rage in his eyes. "Why you rotten humans! I'll teach you to treat our brethren like this!" he yelled out.
"I had enough," Arlong growled as his anger was hitting the boiling point, "Of you humans threatening my brethren like this!"
"Arlong, calm down. You'll destroy Arlong Park." the long mouth fish said as he and two others stood in front of him. "We'll make them pay-smerk!"
"I'll cut them into pieces!" the octopus says, pulling six swords out of nowhere.
"I'll kill them with my Fish-Man Karate!" says the karate fish.
"...Fine," Arlong said as he rests against a broken boulder, "Finish them off, Kuroobi, Hachi, Chew…"
"Octopus is mine," Zoro said, taking his bandana and wrapping it around his head.
"That Buffy is mine, he called a maiden a bitch." Sanji drops his cigarette.
"Then-" Gin was about to say when he felt pain in his left shoulder and right leg, "Gah!" he fell to his knees.
"Gin!" Everyone yelled as they saw that Chew had shot two fast water bullets into Gin.
"Bullseye," he said with a smirk before-
"Exploding Star!" a powerful explosion appeared in his face, courtesy of Usopp who had his slingshot point at him, "Take that, you rotten fish!" he yelled before his eyes widened, ('Shit! I attack him without thinking!')
"You..." Chew stood up with a mad face, "You're dead this time, Pinocchio!" he said as he sprinted at Usopp.
"GAAAAAAAH!" Usopp screamed in fear as he began to run out of Arlong Park, followed by the shooting fish.
"...And there goes the coward." Gin managed to say before going back to his pain.
"Hang on, Gin," Luffy grabs his fallen comrade and drag him away from the fight.
Zoro vs Hachi
"Look, Roronoa Zoro!" Hachi had grabbed the attention of the swordsman, "For tricking me and attacking my brethren, I shall make you fall with my Six-Sword style swordsmanship!" he proclaimed.
"And was so great about that?" Zoro asked.
"You'll see! Behold the power of my six sword style! OCTOPUS MIRACLE SWORDS!" he yelled as he began to wave his hands around, running at him.
"BIG BRO!"
Suddenly, two big swords came flying in his direction, and just as Hachi was about to strike, Zoro grabbed both blades and began to swerve and deflect all of Hachi's blades.
"Three Sword Style," Zoro said as he appeared behind Hachi. "...Streaming Wolf!" Suddenly, Hachi was slashed and blood dripped from his chest.
As the octopus yells in pain, Zoro looks at the direction the swords came and sure enough, Johnny and Yosaku were at the gates. "Johnny…Yosaku…I thought you guys left." he asked.
"We heard the story of Big Sis Nami," Johnny said.
"We were ashamed for judging her without knowing everything, so we thought of coming here and giving Arlong a lesson," Yosaku continued.
"But now that you're all here…"
"...Then we can count on you guys to take them down!" both of them said, crossing their hands together.
However, Zoro commenced feeling wobbly as sweat commenced to drop from his head, ('Dammit, my wound is getting to me.')
"AAAAAH! His wound hasn't healed yet!" both swordsmen yelled in fear.
"Speaking of wounds, I need help here!" Gin calls for them, Luffy managing to patch up his shoulder. Both Johnny and Yosaku look at him in shock before going to his aid.
Meanwhile, Hachi finish blabbering his whining and notice that Zoro wasn't feeling well, and took that chance to attack
"Nyuuuuu!" He pointed all his blades at Zoro. "Octopus Pot Stance! Eat this!" he shouted as he charged at Zoro. "New Year's!" he shouted as Zoro blocked the blades. "Octopus Opener!" He suddenly moved Zoro's blade away, leaving him open to a massive headbutt from Hachi into his wounds.
"GAH!" Zoro shouted as his eyes rolled back while he struggled to stay on his feet, allowing Hachi to throw him in the air.
"Die! Octopus Waltz!" Hachi commenced spinning around with his swords.
Zoro commenced to descend down and just as he was about to be cut, he spun around, making contact with Hachi swords, and making him yell in pain as he felt his hands getting cut.
"He spun around with my blades and cut my hands?! How?!" He asked in disbelief.
"Simple." Zoro said as he stood up breathing heavily as he raised one of the duo's swords, "This sword weighs more than yours."
"What?!" Hachi yelled in annoyance, "Impossible! Mine is 300 KG each! No way yours are heavier!" he then put his blades together again. "POT STANCE! Time to die!" he then charged at Zoro, who had a distant look in his eyes.
('I reach my limit…I can barely see...But I can't pass out now.') Zoro crosses his swords together, ('No ordinary man can survive this wound...Then-')
"New Year's-" before Hachi could attack, Zoro had destroyed all six of his swords, "W-What-" as he then suddenly found himself in the air.
('THEN I CANNOT BE ORDINARY!') "Dragon Twister!" Zoro had created a slashing tornado that cut Hachi several times.
"I…lost…to three swords..." that was Hachi's last words before he crashed on the ground unconscious.
"There…the rest is up to you Seth," Zoro said as Luffy 's arms stretched and pulled him back with Gin.
Winner: Zoro
Straw Hats; 3, Fishermen's; 0
Sanji vs Kuroobi
(At the same time Zoro and Hachi fought)
Both chef and karate ray-man had begun fighting. Kuroobi had forced Sanji down into the water. This is where Sanji had the disadvantage since he couldn't get a solid hit because the fish was faster than him, no matter what he did, Kuroobi was faster than him.
"Heh...all this for a stupid whore," Kuroobi said as he had grab Sanji in a headlock, "You humans are always so easy to manipulate! Your heroism will save nobody! You'll now see as I prove your pathetic weakness to water! PULVERIZING PRESSURE PLUNGE!" Kuroobi quickly descended to the very bottom of the pool and quickly stopped an inch away from the bottom causing Sanji to cough up blood.
To his extreme frustration, however, Sanji was still alive and conscious.
"Not dead yet huh? Fine, then we'll try this again!"
With that Kuroobi swam up to the surface, ('He thinks my heroism can't save anyone? We'll see what he says when I put his weakness in the water!') When they reach the surface, Sanji immediately slams his mouth on the ray's gills and puts air on them.
"Ghaaaaaak!" Kuroobi began to choke, letting go of the blonde and allowing him to reach the surface.
"Gaaaaaaaaasp," Sanji took in a lot of air when he exited the pool.
"Sanji!" he heard his captain yelled at him.
"Gasp…Gasp…I'm fine…" he then points at the pool, "COME ON OUT, FISHCAKE! FIGHT ME WHERE I CAN DESTROY YOU!" he yelled as Kuroobi emerged from the waters, coughing out.
"Damn you human, you'll pay for that one. I'll finish you off with the true power of Fishman Karate!" Kuroobi stood up and faced Sanji, still unaware of his fatal mistake."You may have survived my Hundred Brick Fist, but you'll never survive my ultimate technique! Now you'll-" he couldn't finish as a kick to his neck collided.
"Collider!" Sanji shouted, his eyes darkly, "Don't you ever insult Nami in my face!"
"Epaule!" he kicked Kuroobi hard on the shoulders, knocking him down as he tried to get up.
"Colette!"
"Selle!"
"Poitrine!"
"Gigot!"
Sanji commenced giving the Fishman a kick beating on him in the ribs, lower back, chest and legs faster than the Fishman could react and knock him a few feet away.
Enraged at the beating, Kuroobi quickly got up as Sanji charged him, "You son of a bitch! THOUSAND BRICK FIST-" Unfortunately for him, Sanji was not waiting to hear him as he was ready to land the last blow.
"Mutton Shot!" This last kick landed on Kuroobi's face, sending him straight through a wall, his body unable to move anymore. "Looks like we don't need you for dessert," Sanji said at the Fishman slumps in the ground.
Winner: Sanji
Straw Hats; 4, Fishermen's; 0
Now Arlong was practically seething with rage, Hachi, and Kuroobi, two of his best officers, were destroyed in battle by humans! An inferiority species and to make things worst-
"Hey, guys!" Everyone turned to see Usopp, covered in blood and bruises but smirking. And right behind him, were several people from Cocoyashi Village, including Genzo and Nojiko.
"Wh…What the hell…" Genzo muttered in shock and amazed at the bodies of the fishermen on the floor, including two of the top officers. The rest of the population was in the same boat.
"They…did this?" Nojiko asked in awe.
"Oy Usopp," Seth called, having a good feeling about his situation, "Where's the fish that was hunting you?"
"That guy?" the sniper puffs his chest in pride, "Well…"
Usopp vs Chew
(Flashback)
Usopp lay face down on the ground in what looked like a pool of blood with Chew standing over him.
"What a pain in the ass… This kid sure could run, but one hit from my Squirt Gun, and here he is down for goon…Smek...Well, I guess I'll head back now." Chew turned and walked away unaware that he had been duped by one of Usopp's best tricks.
('Hehehe…It worked! He thinks he killed me with that water blast! I knew that Ketchup Star would come in handy!') Usopp slowly sat up once he was sure Chew was far enough away.
('These guys are insane! There's no way I can beat him! Though with this ketchup covering me it looks like I fought hard. Still, I need to look more beat up.')
He then grabbed some dirt on the ground to cover himself with. "Let's see...I could say, 'Hey sorry guys I lost…I tried my best'."
"We're a team, right?"
"Maybe, 'don't cry Nami, we did the best we could.''
"I won't accept defeat…Dying it's better than defeat."
"Or, 'we all fought bravely…'"
"Sorry Usopp, but this is for the sake of my business."
"M-my injuries aren't all…that bad." At this point, Usopp couldn't hold his tears in.
"I'm going to need help to get to him…Can I count on you guys to help me?"
"For a lady's sake…. You better believe that I will eradicate those fucking fish into fillets."
"Heh… I guess I should also go; I need to prove my worth for my new crew."
('...What am I doing?!') he thought as he balled his hand into a fist, ('I'm just a liar and a coward!') he stood up from the ground and turned around.
"STOP RIGHT THERE, YOU SON OF A BITCH!" he yelled so loud, making Chew stop walking and look at him. The sniper flinched but did not falter.
"...You're still alive? Smek…" Chew asked.
"Of course I am! A little water's nothing to me!" Usopp yelled as he fished around in his bag of tricks. Feeling annoyed, Chew turn around and began to walk back at him.
('The moment I left my village…peace and safety became foreign to me!') Usopp thought. ('Those guys push themselves to the limit every day, living their lives to the fullest! That's why they laugh so much, dammit!')
He got his slingshot out and aimed at Chew, who was now starting to run. ('If I don't fight as hard as they do, I won't have any right to travel on the same ship as them.') "I WANT THE RIGHT TO LAUGH WITH THEM!" He shouted as he let loose an "Exploding Star!"
The shot was fired and hit Chew head on…but it did absolutely nothing.
WHAM!
Usopp was punched in the face by the fisherman and was sent careening into the air before slamming into the ground.
"You fool…You should have kept pretending to be dead." Chew then continuously kicked the downed sniper unaware that Usopp was far from done. "Humans are so pathetic…"
"I'll show you pathetic!" Usopp suddenly took out a small work hammer, "Usopp Hammer!" and hit Chew's knee-cap.
"GAAAAAAH!" Chew screams in pain, falling to his knee to hold his knee and allowing Usopp to take a rubber band and aim it at his head.
"Usopp Rubber Band of Doom!" Chew clenched his eyes tightly preparing for the sting. He stayed like that for a few seconds but nothing happened. Ever so slightly he opened his eyes to see…
"WHAT THE FUCK!? WHERE DID THAT LONG NOSE GO!?" Usopp was nowhere to be seen. He had tricked the fisherman yet again.
"I don't…believe this," Chew growled as his whole face turned blood red from anger and embarrassment.
"Special Attack!"
Suddenly, from within the woods, a bottle full of sake was hurled towards Chew, who grabbed it in confusion. "What's this for?" he wondered.
"Lead Star!"
The bottle shattered by a lead ball, sending sake cascading onto Chew as he stumbled backward into a small patch of seawater.
"Is this your idea of fighting cowardly!? Well, let's see how to handle this!" With that, he began to suck up water at such a rate that the small pool around him quickly disappeared.
Meanwhile, Usopp was hiding behind one of the trees preparing to continue. "He can call me a coward all he wants…but I won't run from this fight! Being a man sure is painful, but if I lose and die here at least I'll die a pirate," Usopp said to himself.
Suddenly, something inside him click in his mind, making his eyes widened, "W-W-What was that?!" he asked as his body move away from a tree to another, just in time for-
"LIP-O-CANNON!" After absorbing enough water, Chew had spat all of the water out at once resulting in a massive explosion that shook the very foundation of the island. Usopp had to hold onto one of the trees for dear life. He clung to it even after the explosion stopped. But when he gathered enough courage to open his eyes he was met with a terrifying scene!
"WHAT THE HELL!? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FOREST!?" The tree where he was hiding was obliterated into kingdom come. ('I-I-If I didn't move, I-I would have been murdered!') he thought.
The only problem was that his astonishment revealed his position to Chew.
"This is just pathetic. Wasting my time fighting this weakling. This ends right NOW! Squirt Machine Gun!" Chew began to unleash a barrage of water pellets that surrounded Usopp.
"AAAAHHHHH! HOLY CRAP! This is madness! But I won't run away!" the sniper shouts while holding his head, "If I survive this I vow to never pretend to be a Pirate ever again! You hear me!? MY FAKE PIRATE DAYS ARE OVER!" he finishes, just as Chew kicked the tree Usopp was hiding behind, breaking it off at the trunk. Making Usopp rolled away and pulled out more ammunition.
"What you said is over?! Smek!" Chew lifted the tree preparing to hit Usopp with it.
"This fight!" Usopp aimed his slingshot at him, "The booze cover in you is flammable! Flaming Star!"
When the attack hit the fish, he became a human fireball, screaming in pain as he sprinted back at the pond. However, Usopp was right behind him as he leaps into the air and-
"Usopp Hammer!" hit his hammer on Chew's head, making the fisherman fly into the water. Though no longer on fire, Chew was not moving. After Usopp landed on the ground, he slowly got up and crept towards the unmoving Fishman.
"...Y-You...bastard!" Chew slowly began to stand up.
"GAAAAAAAH!" Usopp screamed in fear before he raised his hammer. "USOPP HAMMER! USOPP HAMMER! USOPP HAMMER! (Rubberband of doom!) USOPP HAMMER! USOPP HAMMER! USOPP HAMMER!"
After brutally slamming several times in the head, Chew was unconscious in the waters, several bumps on its head, and even crying. Victorious, Usopp fell onto his back breathing heavily.
"I did it! I can't believe I did it. I beat a Fishman. Now, who's the loser huh!? I WON! I AM USOPP THE PIRATE!"
Winner: Usopp
Straw Hats; 5, Fisherman's; 0
(End Flashback)
"I took care of him! He won't be bothering us anytime soon!" Usopp said with pride.
The villagers stare in shock at him, some of them remember when he attacked Arlong and began to run like a coward, to hear that he took out one of his officers is shocking…But for Arlong-
"THAT'S IT!" the shark screams, catching everyone's attention, "How dare you humans attack and hurt my brothers….I AM GOING TO DESTROY ALL-!"
He didn't finish when a fist hit him yet again in the face, sending him into a wall hard. Everyone gasped as they witnessed Seth in his Battle Cat form.
"You have it wrong, bastard…Is the other way around," Seth said with his eyes glaring, "IT'S I WHO'S GOING TO DESTROY YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID TO NAMI!"
The Straw Hats look at him in shock, after all, this was the first time Seth had call Nami by her name.
"...So that's it…" Arlong finally understood what was going on, "Now it's starting to make sense…You want her to navigate your ship, don't you?!" he said before he laughs and grabs some water, "Sorry, but she's mine!" he then threw the water at Seth and Sanji.
Seth managed to move out of the way, but Sanji wasn't lucky as he got hit in the stomach, having the wind knocked out of him and coughed up blood; a sight that horrified everyone.
"SHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Arlong even louder, "I hope you scums haven't forgotten that there's difference between you and me, and is call species!" he said.
"Then put your money where your mouth is!" Seth shouts before sprinting at him and preparing his fist.
"I will!" Arlong responds as he throws his punch to collide with Seth's fist.
And so…The awaited match begins...