Rumble at Whiskey Peaked!
The Straw Hats Pirates, alongside their two guests, were now sailing through...the middle of a snowstorm?
"This weather makes absolutely no sense!" Nami yelled as she, Nojiko, and Alvida were wearing winter clothes, along with Mr. 9 and Ms. Wednesday.
"Don't you have a heater on this ship?" Mr. 9 asked.
"I'm cold." Ms. Wednesday whined.
"SHUT UP! YOU BOTH AREN'T GUEST!" Nami screams at them.
Meanwhile, outside. The males were doing their things, Sanji, Seth, and Gin were shoveling the snow out from the deck, Zoro was sleeping, Luffy and Usopp were playing in the snow.
"Behold! The man who came from the sky! Mr. Snowman!" Luffy said, showing everyone his art…which was a funny looking snowman.
"Hehehehe…Amateur...Behold a true masterpiece! The beauty of souls, Snow Queen!" Usopp said as he moved away, revealing a sculpture of a woman out of snow…
Before it explodes, thanks to Luffy's snow attack, "YOU DICK HEAD!" Usopp answered by kicking the head of the snowman hard. Commencing a snowball war.
"How can they be so energetic?" Nami asked as she stared out the window.
"Look on the bright side," Nojiko said as she took a sip of her hot drink. "Never a dull moment."
"My lovely ladies!" All three women turn to the deck, seeing Sanji shoveling faster as he stares at them with heart eyes, "Are you all happy with all my shoveling?!"
Alvida rolled her eyes, "Yes we are, Sanji. Please, keep shoveling Sanji~" She cooed, causing Sanji to start shoveling at a rapid pace.
Unfortunately, he wasn't looking or didn't bother to look, and he was showering Gin and Seth with snow. "Bastard! At least throw it overboard!" They both yelled at him.
Suddenly, they all hear a scream from inside the cabin, Seth quickly appears at the door, "Nami! What's wrong?!" He asked her.
"Turn the ship 180 degrees now!" she shouted.
"180 degrees? Why do you want to go back?" Usopp asked in confusion.
"We got turned around! We're heading in the wrong direction!" she shouted. "I took my eyes off the pose for a second! I thought the waves were calm."
"You sure you're a navigator?" Ms. Wednesday asked in a conceited way, making both Nami and Nojiko look at her with anger, Nothing can be trusted on these seas. Winds, waves, clouds, nothing but the Log Pose; everyone knows that."
"Hey, weirdos," the mysterious woman and man turn to the door, only pale at the predator looking at them with hunger, "If you both know so much about the Grand Line, then you don't have a problem in GETTING YOUR ASS OUT HERE AND START HELPING!" The scream of the lion made both of them run outside to help. He gave both sisters a thumbs up, who answer by blowing a kiss to him, Alvida did it as well, but with a wink and a sexy smile.
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After some yelling, ordering, evading rocks and waves, controlling the sales and moving the steering wheel, or sticking on this ship, everyone was tired and ready to pass out on the floor.
Zoro had finally woken up and stretched before looking around at everyone on the deck, and the son of a bitch had the gall to say, "Come on, guys. Just because the weather's nice, doesn't mean we should drop our guard."
('I want to kill him!') was the thoughts of everyone.
The swordsman then turned to the other two guests, who were down breathing heavily, "Why are you two doing here?"
('HE FUCKING NOTICE IT NOW!?') Was the thought of the duo.
"We're taking them home," Luffy said from the side.
"Is that so?" Zoro said as he knelt at their eye level, giving them an evil grin. "So tell me, what were your names again? Cause you don't look like you can be trusted." His words made both mercs sweat in fear.
"M-my name is Mr. 9." Mr. 9 said nervously.
"M-my name is Ms. Wednesday." Miss Wednesday said also nervously.
"Right..." Zoro said with his thumb on his chin. "Those names…They sound familiar to me, and are bothering me…There's more about it, I think I've heard them before." Now both mercs were dripping water from their forehead. "I can't be too sure but-"
Before he could say anything else, Nami hit him in the back of the head so hard, it smacked into the deck.
"Have a nice nap?" she said with an evil glare as she appeared to glow with a dangerous aura. "Next time you leave us to do all the work, your ass is fish bait!"
"Huh?" Zoro said as he glared back with an aura of his own, but that quickly faded when she hit him over the head three more times.
('She's crazy!') though the male population, except Sanji, Nami stood tall.
"Listen up everyone!" she shouted. "We have no idea what's gonna happen next. During the terror that…MOST of us experienced," she said before sending another evil look at Zoro. "I came to an understanding of why this sea is called the Grand Line! My navigation skills are useless here! Anything can happen! But mark my words, I will guide us through!"
"Okay? How?" Usopp asked.
"Don't worry," she said. "Just wait and see. Besides, we're here. Our first journey on the Grand Line ends." she said as she pointed to an island shrouded in mist. It was full of several giant cacti.
"Hey look! Is a Cocktus!" Luffy said.
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"...Luffy, you mean Cactus." Seth said with a sweat droplet.
"Exactly!"
Suddenly, Mr. 9 and Ms. Wednesday jump up in the air and land on the railing of the ship. "We are thankful, but we must go now." Mr 9 said.
"It's been fun while it lasted." Ms. Wednesday said.
"Maybe our paths will cross again one day." Mr. 9 said before they both looked at everyone and smirked.
"Bye-Bye Baby!" they said before jumping off and swimming towards the island.
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"Well, that was fast," Seth commented.
"Who cares? Prepared for landing men!" Luffy said as they all looked back at the island.
"There's a waterway that leads to the shore. We'll use that." Nami said as she walked up to the cabin.
"Wonder what will find here," Nojiko asked in curiosity.
"H-Hey, W-What if m-monsters might be on this island?" Usopp stuttered in fear, before getting a smack in the head by the Demon.
"Man up already," Gin said, "Besides, even if there are, we'll be more than a match for them."
"And if there is anything here, then I'll protect the ladies," Sanji said with a thumbs up while looking at the ladies.
"Also, we need to stay on land, the Log Pose needs to re-adapts to the magnetic field so that it can point to the next island." Nami reminds me.
"I've suddenly come down with 'Don't-Go-To-The-Island' disease!" Usopp said as he acted like he was gasping for breath.
Everyone was sailing onwards even when a mass of shadowed figures appeared on the shore. Everyone got a little tense until the fog lifted and they saw what looked like the whole town…
But what surprised them...was that they were cheering and welcoming them.
"Welcome to our town pirates!" they shouted.
"Hooray for the heroes of the sea!"
"Long live the pirates!"
"...Okay, whaaaaaaaaaat?" Seth asked the question everyone was asking, although they all had different expressions, like Luffy, Usopp and Sanji were accepting their gifts, Gin raised an eyebrow at the scene, Alvida kept a straight face, Zoro looked unimpressed, and both Nami and Nojiko looked skeptical.
They dock right next to the town, where they were greeted by a tall man with very curly hair. "Greetings pirates!" he said with a smile. "We-*cough cough* MAAH MAA MAAAAH~. Welcome to our little town of Whiskey Peak. My name is Iggarapoi. I'm the Mayor of this humble town." he then shows all the people of the town. "You might think this is a little weird, but here we thrive on making booze and music as you'll see soon enough. We pride ourselves on hospitality. Smiles and liquor are abundant here, so we ask your permission to throw a party to celebrate your arrival and heard *cough* MAAH MAA MAA~ the tales of your adventures."
"All right!" Luffy, Usopp, and Sanji yelled in happiness.
"Now! Let's not talk about trivial things like that," he said as he placed a hand on her shoulder. "Let us party now!" he shouted, which caused everyone to cheer in agreement.
"...Do they think we're this stupid?" Seth whispered to the others.
"I highly doubt pirates would be welcomed into a town." Alvida agreed, staring at the three stooges.
"These idiots are easy to trick," Nami said with a sigh.
"Although, it was a nice way to change the subject," Nojiko said.
"This is a trap, no doubt about it." Gin said.
"Yeah..." Zoro said without looking at them. "And I think I know who they are," he said before turning to them with a smirk. "But...they did say to enjoy ourselves."
They all looked at each other with identical smirks before they joined everyone else.
(That night)
"These pirates are a riot!" someone shouted as everyone was partying like there's no tomorrow. It was night and the Straw Hats were enjoying themselves.
"And so, I told those sea-kings 'Come get some ya bastards!'" Usopp said, causing everyone to be wowed by his tales.
"Check her out! She has all the men wrapped around her fingers!" someone shouted as Alvida had a group of men surrounding her. She smiled and winked at them all, truly enjoying being adored by everyone.
"This guy is wooing 20 girls at once!" another shouted as Sanji was surrounded by girls. He had hearts in his eyes and was very happy.
"Look at these three over here!" one shouted as Luffy, Seth and Gin were eating. "This scary guy had 10 plates, while the Captain's and the blonde one had 20!"
"I give." said the cook before passing out.
"Come!" said Igaram with joy. "Join our little drinking contest!"
"It's tempting, but I'll pass," Nami said.
"Winner will receive 100,000 berries," Igaram said as he pulled out a sack of money.
"Fill her up!" Nami said before looking at Zoro. "You too."
"Why me?" he asked. Nojiko joined in the drinking as well.
"I'm so pleased that you're all having such a wonderful time!" Igarapoi said before getting a dark look and whispering. "Very pleased, indeed."
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After a while, every one of the crew was fast asleep, while outside, Igarapoi was having a meeting...with Mr. 9 and Wednesday.
"Why couldn't we have ambushed them at the harbor?" A strong-looking woman with pink hair in tiny pigtails and tanned skin asked as she walked up to them, "If we had, we wouldn't have had to feed them with what little food we had left. Good thing they didn't ask for whale meat." she said as she sent dark looks at the other two.
"Don't talk to us like that!" The blue-haired woman yelled.
"Yeah! We tried! You want that meat so bad, go kill it yourself!" The crown hat man protested.
"Quiet all of you!" Igarapoi said as he pulled out Luffy and Seth's wanted posters. "Take a look at this."
"What?! 30 million and 40 million?! the trio shouted in disbelief. "For those morons?!"
"Don't be stupid," Igarapoi said as he put the poster away. "Looks can be deceiving. That goes for a- *cough* MAAH MAA MAAAAAH~ all of you."
"Sorry." Miss Monday said as she rubbed the back of her head.
"No worries. They're trapped, which will please the boss." Igarapoi said. "For now, take all that they have from their ship."
"And what should we do with them?" Miss Monday asked.
"I say we killed them here and now." Mr. 9 suggested.
"Then the bounty will be cut by 30%," Igarapoi said. "You know how the Government loves public executions. Now go and bring them here alive."
"And how about we let them go? Is not like we can take them on."
"True, is not like…Who said that?!" all four of them turn to look for the source of the voice.
"Up here, dickheads."
They all look up in the building, to see four shadows on the moonlight, which moments later, revealed to be Seth, Zoro, Alvida and Gin staring at them from the roof.
Soon, a few of the townspeople ran out a door. "Mr. 8! Miss Monday! A few of the pirates escaped when we weren't looking!" one shouted at them.
"You little rats!" Igarapoi, or Mr. 8 now, shouted with a scowl. "You should've stayed asleep with your friends!"
"So what? So that you bounty hunters steal from us?" Seth asked with a bored expression.
"A true swordswoman never lets his guard down and never succumbs to drink," Zoro said before he stood up.
"Looks like the party is over, what a shame." Alvida sighs in disappointment as she places her mace on her shoulder.
"Over? But we haven't even started the fun part yet." Gin said with a sick grin while twirling his tonfas around.
Soon, all the townsfolk were gathered there with weapons and scowls. "Throw pirates a party, get them drunk, then steal them blind…It's original, I'll give ya that," Zoro said before looking around at them all, counting the hunters. "Looks like there are around 100 of you scumbags here. We'll gladly take you on. Sound good, Baroque Works?"
His words shocked all the bounty hunters in the area, "H-How did you know who we are?!" Mr. 8 asked him in shock.
"You did mention that those names from before sounded familiar." Seth turned to the green-haired man, "Care to explain to us?"
"Simple. I used to be a bounty hunter myself. Your organization offered me a job, which I refused." Zoro said as he looked at the bounty hunters, "Rules still the same? Stupid code names, no one knows who the other is, the boss man's name and location unknown to all of you? Baroque Works. The criminal organization that blindly follows orders like obedient dogs." he said before he chuckled. "Some secret."
"That explains that," Alvida said as both groups stared at each other.
With a calm expression, the curly-haired man spoke up, "So, you all know our secret…Well, since you know, we have no choice…but to kill you. And the cactus rocks shall have a few more gravestones added to them tonight!" he said before pointing at them. "KILL THEM!" he shouted before they all noticed…they all disappear.
"Huh?! Where did they go?!" Mr. 9 asked in shock.
"What are we looking at?"
Everyone turned to their back with bloodshot eyes to see Zoro in the middle, he then asked with a smirk, "So...Shall we start?"
All gunners aim at him, "Shoot him!" With that they all fire, only for the swordsman to disappear again, making the hunters shoot themselves.
"Idiots! He's just one man!" Mr. 8 yelled before feeling a blade shoving through his hair right next to his eyes.
"Those gravestones you mentioned," Zoro said as he stood behind Igaram holding the blade. "Who are they for again?" he asked as several bounty hunters aimed their guns at him and Mr. 8.
"W-Wait! Don't shoot!" Mr. 8 yelled as he took out a saxophone and blew it, "IGARAPPA!" The instrument shot at the bounty hunters, but Zoro managed to dodge them, vanishing once again.
"What are you all standing around for?! Spread out and find them!" The curly order around.
"Yes, Mr. 8!"
And so, the chase of the cops and robbers began, pirate-style. How about we go first with the Demon of the Straw Hats, shall we?
Gin was surrounded by several bounty hunters that had guns and swords.
"Nowhere to run now, Pirate!" One of them said as he tried to slash him, only to be hit face-first by a round black orb.
"Why should I? You're the one getting hurt." Gin answered before using his strength to send the man into a wall, forming cracks around him. The others stare at their falling companion in shock before glaring at the Demon before charging at him.
Two with swords attacked from behind but were blocked by Gin's tonfa before jumping, kicking them both in the face. He landed on his back as he stared up at the sky to see another one jump from a rooftop towards him, blade ready to come down and pierce his body. Just before it struck, he rolled out of the way, leaving the bounty hunter to strike the ground, breaking his sword and leaving him open, allowing the black-haired man to take his double-barrel gun out and shoot him on the side, making the bounty hunter to grunt in pain and fall down unconscious. Gin quickly dodge another sword slash, sweeping the man off his feet before slamming his tonfa hard on his stomach. He then changes hands and jumps over a sword to his feet, kicking the attacker in the chin before landing on the ground, pick both tonfas and made a 90-degree swing, snapping back the head of the bounty hunter hard, making him launch against two other hunters, sending a total of three hunters into a building, which moments later collapsed into pieces.
('Well, five down, ninety-five to go-') Gin was thinking before he suddenly felt warning to the back, with quick reflexes, he moved his tonfas to block an incoming weapon.
"Hoh? You got good reflexes," Gin was now face-to-face with Mr. 9, who had two metal baseball bats in hands, "But don't underestimate me, I'm one of the Baroque Worker proud worker!" he said before using acrobatics move to get up a building. Gin followed after him, all the way to the top. "I wonder if you can keep up with my acrobatics skills?!" Mr. 9 asked from above him before backflipping down the building towards him. "Get ready for my Hot-Blooded Bat of Guts!" He suddenly swings one of his bats at Gin, who blocks it with his tonfas
He landed behind him, only to start blocking several attempts of tonfa hits from Gin, who sports a bored expression on his face. "Is this the best an Agent can do if so, you sure know how to raise someone's hope over this." Gin taunt at him
"Ha! I'm just getting started!" he shouted before jumping backward in the air…only to have nowhere to land as he was in an open area. "AAAAAAAH! I HAVE BEEN TRICKED!" Was the last thing THE scared bounty hunter said before crashing into some crates on the ground.
"Acrobats belong in the sky," Gin spun his tonfa around, "Not on the ground, rookie."
Now then, let us move to Alvida, shall we now?
"Gah! What is she!?"
"Our guns are doing nothing to her!"
And you may guess, all hunters that went after the iron mace pirate are having trouble with her, as her Slip-Slip fruit made all bullets slip away from her.
"Nice tried boys, but your guns won't work on me." Alvida said with a sweet smile, "Now, how about you all simply lower your weapons, you don't want to hurt little ol' me, right~?" Her act works to charm as all the men drop their weapons.
All except one.
"Ha! Nice try to you bitch! But I won't fall for an ugly girl like you, Alvida!" He shouts with a sick grin as he takes out something that made Alvida's eyes widened.
The wanted poster with her...previous face.
"Is a real surprise to see someone like you in here, but not with that slut body, then again, you weren't a pretty flower!" His words made her drop her cowboy hat to shadow her eyes.
Seeing this, the hunter raised his sword and charged at the self-depressed woman, "How about to you us a favor and-" he didn't finish as when he reached her, the giant iron mace hit his face…Hard.
"...How dare you," Alvida spoke up before looking at the man with anger, "Bring that to my face…YOU BETTER PRAY I FINISH WITH YOU QUICKLY!"
After that, the scream of agony and pain was heard through the town, all the brave bounty hunters were now shitting their pants as they stared at the scene.
Miss Wednesday appeared with them moments later, riding an animal that represents a big duck, "You all?! Have you found…" her words die when she sees the horrifying scene. "Oh...Oh, God…"
Alvida slowly turn to them, looking with a cold glare that sent shivers down spines and a bloody mace, before she went back to her seductive pose, "I'm sorry for this, but tried to not get on my bad side, okay?~" everyone cooed at her, but the blue-haired woman did not.
"You idiots! What are you doing?!" She asks but they didn't answer, she scoffs before taking and spun a blade on a string on her pinky. "No matter! I'll do this myself! Charged Carue!"
"QUACK!" The duck named Carue charged at Alvida…
Only to head straight to a wall.
"You idiot! We're going too-" she didn't finish saying as they both slam themselves against the wall, forming cracks on it.
The black-haired woman and the bounty hunters stare at her with droplets, "Is she even trying?" Alvida asked before turning back the hunters as she took off her shoes and began to slide into them, "Well now! Time to put you all to sleep, sweet dreams~"
Now then, seeing as she is doing her job, let's turn to our second main character, shall we?
"What the fuck is he?!" Was the shout of a hunter before feeling a Linryuken to the chin, which sends him into the sky.
Seth quickly dodges two swords to the back before horse kicking them away, he then spins into a ball before speeding away, tripping the hunters like pins before homing attacking them in the air. When he landed back in the ground before punching a hunter hard, who collided with two other hunters into a building.
"Is this the best you have?" The lion asked as he stared at the hunters, who then smirked and walked away from him. He raised an eyebrow before his senses shot out as he rolled away from a stair that almost slams against him. He turns around to see Ms. Monday, with what was left of the stairs.
"Tch! Do you think you're so tuff? Boy, allow me to show you true strength!" The woman said before putting a brass knuckle on her hand. She grabs Seth by the throat and pins him down, "Eat this! Super-Human Fist!" she brought her fist down onto Seth's skull, smashing the roof in several places.
"Haha!" Some of the Hunter cheered at the defeat of one of the pirates...but their celebration died down when-
"AAAAHHHHHH!"
Fear overcame their hearts as their eyes. Ms. Monday, on her knees, as her head has been crushed by one yellow-furry hand. Seth was standing up, some blood dripping from his head, but it was healing.
"True strength? Why didn't you say so?" Seth taunted with a smirk before pulling back his fist as he shouted his trademark punch, "Lion Strike!"
The fist connects and sends the woman straight into several buildings.
"W...What?" The bounty hunters were in pure horror, "Miss...Monday...lost?" They all turn to the auburn-haired boy, who shows them his red lion eyes and asks.
"Who's next?"
Now, let us check on our final fighter-
"Cut it out Kitetsu!" Zoro yelled as he stared at the demonic sword, "You're sharp but you only cut when I want you to, got it?" He said to it before he heard a-
"IGARAPPA!" Mr. 8 shooting attack almost got him as he rolled away, hiding once again, "Tch! He got away, but it won't save him."
Zoro was behind the building next to an open area, "Damn, that horn is making things worse."
"Gaaaah!" Suddenly, Mr. 9 came out from the rubles he landed in, bruised and with a bit of blood, "I've had enough of being humiliated by you pirates!" He looks at the swordsman, before pointing his bat at him, "Eat this! Homerun Sneaky Bat!" he shouted before launching the tip of his metal bat towards Zoro and wrapping one of his arms in a chain. "Whatcha gonna do now?" he asked with a grin.
"And don't try anything funny!" The green-haired man turns to the side to see Ms. Wednesday, with a bandage on her forehead, holding a knife in hand and a sleeping obese Luffy next to her. "Move and your precious 'Captain' gets it."
('That idiot...') Zoro thought before seeing something that made him smirk.
"Hahaha! Nice job, Miss Wednesday! Now he can't run or dodged!" Mr. 9 laughs as he turns to the curly man on the ceiling. "Kill him Mr. 8!"
"Preparation complete!" Mr. 8 pulled the bow under his neck as guns appeared from his hair, "IGA-RAPPAPPA!" he shouted as his hair guns fired at Zoro.
"More guns?" Zoro grunted as he surprised Mr. 9 by grabbing the cord of the bat and pulled him into the path of the bullets. The orange-haired man could not even scream as he hit the projectiles, causing a smoke.
Zoro then swung him out, revealing that he was worse than before and sending his body into a direction, where Alvida was, holding her mace like a bat.
"Batter up~" with one hard swing, she sent the unconscious hunter into his partner's direction. "Home run~"
"Huh?!" The girl didn't have time to react as her partner smashes into her.
"What?!" Mr. 8 shouted in shock at seeing his comrades down already.
This lack of defense allows Gin to use Luffy's belly as a trampoline. "Sorry captain." Was what the demon said before jumping into the air from it.
Mr. 8 saw too late as Gin's tonfa connected with his chin, sending it into the air. Where he found himself held in a headlock.
"Lion Smash!" Before getting DDT straight into the roof by Seth, who moves out of the way as Gin comes down with a hard tonfa to the back, the old man gasps in pain before passing out.
"And that…is how you take out a Bounty Hunter." Seth commented before he and Gin high-five each other.
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"And…This is the last one." Zoro said as he threw the unconscious body of Mr. 8 with the rest of the other agents on the 'Loser's Disposal room'.
"Ah! Too much for a long night," Seth commented as he seats down on the roof, looking at the sky. "Especially in this fine sky," he said before looking to the side, and his eyes widened when he saw something amazing.
Under the light of the sky stood Alvida looking up, her hair flowing with the wind, and her hat was in the right position, showing her scarlet lips, and her body with her clothes was showing how sexy and beautiful she was. He blushes as he remembers his words when they first meet, he looks away from it.
Alvida sighs before turning to the side, seeing Zoro and Gin drinking, and then she turned to Seth, the man who not only beat her, but stole her heart the moment he gave her that punch, that one strong punch from his strong and powerful body, not only that, but he was an absolute beast in both fights and looks...She licks her lips as she thought of the day she found that Devil Fruit, she promised to herself that he will her's…even though he needs more girls because of his power, she didn't mind because she will be the first.
Suddenly, they all heard someone waking up, so they all looked down to see Mr. 8 waking up. "Gasp...N-No...I can't...fall now…"
"Well now, isn't this a sad sight."
His eyes widened when he heard that voice, he turned around to see a man with spiky black hair, dark skin, red sunglasses, and a red coat, alongside a woman with blond hair, white heels, an umbrella, a yellow hat covering her hair, and green eyes.
"Kya-hahaha! What a sight!" Said the woman as she stares at the defeated agents.
"Mr. 5…Ms. Valentine...Did you come here to laugh at us…?" Mr. 8 asked them with a scowl.
"Of course not! We're here for a job!" Ms. Valentine said.
"Perfect..." Mr. 9 said as he stood up. "With you two here, these pirates won't stand a chance."
"...Are you joking?" Mr. 5 shocks them all with that question, "You think we came all the way here to the front of the Grand Line to hold your hand?"
"T-Then why are-" Ms. Wednesday began before being cut.
"Simple. The boss sent us here on a mission." Mr. 5 said. "He said 'Someone's found out my secret.' And you all know that it's against our organization's code to know anything about anyone else in Baroque Works. I don't know, nor do I care about the secret that our boss has."
"So we decided to investigate and you'll never guess what we've learned." Miss Valentine's Day said with a smile. "And guess what we found~"
"We've learned that two of Baroque Works' number agents are spies from a distance kingdom." Mr. 5 said as Mr. 8 eyes widened in fear. "And they are-
"IGA-RAPPAPPA!" Mr. 8 stood up and shot her guns from his hair, ('I will not let them hurt my princess, as my pride as Captain of Alabasta Royal Army will not allow it!')
"Igaram!" Ms. Wednesday shouted in fear.
"Run my-!" Mr. 8, now named Igaram, didn't finish as an explosion hit him, knocking him down. Suddenly, a yellow blur went at the blue-haired woman, she dodged it, but the headband was smashed into pieces, letting her hair go down.
"Igaram, Captain of Alabasta Royal Guard." Mr. 5 said as the smoke cleared him holding a picture of Vivi. "And Vivi Nefertari, Princess of the Royal Kingdom of Alabasta." Ms. Valentine appeared next to him from the sky.
"Ah, Princess!?" Mr. 9 suddenly went to his knees and bow before her.
"Not now Mr. 9!" Mr. Wednesday, or Vivi, yelled at him.
"By order of Mr. 0, both of you are to die." Mr. 5 said as he, for some reason, put his pinky finger on his nose.
Vivi took out her weapon again, only for Mr. 9 to appear with his bats, "Mr. 9?!"
"I don't know what's going on…but you and I are still partners…I'll hold them for a while." He said with a smirk before charging at the new agents.
"...Hmph, the only important thing is the mission," Mr. 5 took a booger out and aimed it at Mr. 9. "For you to sacrifice himself for your partner...know your place. Nez-Palm...Cannon!" He shot at him and it hit him, sending him flying into a wall.
As they did that, the blue-haired woman ran away, riding her duck away. "She's running away...let's go Ms. Valentine."
"Right behind you Mr. 5!" They both went after her.
Once gone, the crew fell from the roof, "That...was something straight out of a novel."
"You said it." Zoro said before feeling his leg being grabbed, he looks down to see the curly-haired man grabbing his leg, "Hey! What are you doing?!"
"Please, you four!" Igaram yelled at them, "You all are strong, please save my princess and escort her to Alabasta, a kingdom to the far East! Shall you do it, we'll reward you!"
Before either of them could answer, another one spoke, "How much are we talking about?"
They all turned to a hidden alley, and saw Nami and Nojiko coming out, "We are willing to help...for a billion berries!"
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"...Brutal Nami doesn't change one bit." Seth chuckled as Igaram's jaw dropped.