"SUPERCHICKEN AND FRED HAD TRAVELED ALL THE WAY TO HAWAII FOR WHAT THEY PRESUMED WOULD BE A NICE VACATION….UNTIL SC GOT WORD THAT THE MAUI MARAUDER WAS IN OAHU."

"Ah, the island of sunny Oahu!" SC spoke as soon as they arrived, his whole neck covered with leis.

"Did not exthpect I'd be gettin' lei'd so much on this vacation…" Fred replied, removing the mass of flowers around his neck.

"We gotta stake out the First National Bank, Fred!" SC spoke. "There, we could totally catch 'em!"

"AND SO THEY DID, UP UNTIL A LARGE EXPLOSION COULD BE HEARD FROM WITHIN THE BANK. THEN, THEY WENT INTO ACTION, OPENING THE DOOR."

"Huh, it thmellth like piña coladath an' gettin' caught in th' rain…" Fred noted.

"ONCE THE EXPLOSION SETTLED, THE MAUI MARAUDER COULD BE SEEN IN FULL VIEW. HE WAS A TALL MAN OF NATIVE DESCENT, CLAD IN A FLAMING TIKI MASK, GRASS SKIRT, AND POLYNESIAN TATTOOS ACROSS HIS RIPPED, MUSCULAR BODY."

"The Marauder!" Fred exclaimed, then noted. "—Niceth abs."

"Yes, it is I, THE MAUI MARAUDER!" The tiki-headed, musclebound warrior exclaimed. "This attempt at my defeat will be your downfall, super-HAOLE!"

"I dunno what "haole" means, but I am here to TAKE YOU DOWN!" SC replied.

"Well then," the Marauder pulled out the explosive pineapple. "PREPARE TO SAY "ALOHA!"!"

"Uh….what?" Super Chicken stammered. "I'm a little rusty on my Hawaiian, but doesn't that mean "hi"?"

"AAAGH!" The Marauder groaned in frustration, lobbing the pineapple at SC and Fred. "IT ALSO MEANS GOODBYE!"

"SC AND FRED WERE ABLE TO DUCK OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE THE PINEAPPLE EXPLODED.."

(*KABOOM!*)

"Oh you're right, Fred, it does have a very yummy smell when it explodes!" Sc replied.

"--THE MAUI MARAUDER IMMEDIATELY RAN FROM THE CHICKEN AND LION, CAUSING THEM TO GIVE CHASE..."

"Let's get em', Fred!"

"ROGER WILCOXTH!" Fred replied.

"SC AND FRED CHASED THE MARAUDER ALL OVER O'AHU, EVENTUALLY THEY ENDED UP ON A BEACH."

"I can do this all day and never get tired!" The heroic chicken replied, feeling rather proud.

"Well lets settle this like men." The Marauder replied, grabbing a surfboard. "I'm hereby challenging you and the lion to a surf-off...I suggest you join...UNLESS YOU'RE NOT CHICKEN!!"

"I resemble that remark!" SC replied, then placed on a pair of purple swim trunks, grabbing his own surfboard. "You're ON, marau-DORK!"

"Hey, nithe one!" Fred replied.

"AND SO THE CONTEST WAS IMMEDIATELY UNDERWAY…THE MARAUDER STOOD WITH HIS BOARD, FRED AND SC STOOD ON THE OTHER END WITH THEIR BOARD."

"Are you wearing WATER WINGS?!" The Marauder asked Fred.

"Uh, n-no!" Fred replied, immediately popping said water wings around his arms.

"Good, cause if you were you'd be disqualified for bein' a total WEENIE!" The marauder laughed.

"THE MARAUDER THEN STARTED PADDLING OUT ON THE OPEN OCEAN. THE TIDES WERE HIGH AND PERFECT FOR SURFING…"

"After him, Fred!" SC exclaimed, grabbing the board. He and Fred paddled out until they reached the Marauder.

"SC WAS JUST ABOUT TO ATTACK THE MARAUDER ANOTHER TIME, WHEN HE THREW FRED INTO THE WATER!!"

"Fred, NOOOOO!!" SC exclaimed.

"ALL HOPE WAS LOST. THE MARAUDER AIMED A PINEAPPLE AT SC'S FACE, LAUGHING EVILLY…"

"ANY LAST WORDS, SUPER CHICKEN?!" The marauder exclaimed.

"Yeah." SC replied. "You're gonna need a bigger surfboard."

"AT THAT EXACT MOMENT, A BEVY OF SHARKS WENT IN FOR THE KILL, THANKS TO THE BARBECUE SAUCE THAT FRED HAD POURED ONTO HIS FACE."

"WHAT TH--AAAGH! THIS IS NOT THE END, SUPERCHICKEN!" The marauder exclaimed while being eaten by sharks. "I'LL END YOOOOUUUU--"

"FRED AND SC COULD ONLY WATCH THE SHEER AMOUNT OF BLOOD APPEAR FROM WHERE THE SHARKS WERE MAULING THE MARAUDER."

"Hah!" SC retorted. "That'll show him."

"Ithn't that a little dangerouth even for uth to thend thothe sharkths after him?" Fred asked.

"Ya knew the job was dangerous when you too it, Fred." SC replied, holding up a pineapple. "Now, mix you and me up some piña coladas."

"MITHTER HENHOUTH THATH TH--"

(*KABOOOM!*)

"Exthplodin'...pineapple..." Fred fainted on the sand, his face greatly blackened.

End.

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A/N:

Every season I create is five episodes, so the next one is the last for this season! Hope you've enjoyed this series reboot so far! Season 2 should be coming soon…