A satire of Creature and Bond fics. Draco and Harry are connected by a bond...a physical bond! Slashy goodness, and If you don't like don't read. Every line full of sarcasm.

Draco is distraught over his small...pinky finger, so he seeks help from the great dragon Viagra.

It is the Maraurders' 7th and final year at Hogwarts. There are some new students and change is about to sweep everyone off their feets. You know you want to find out what happens during this infamous year. You never know, Voldemort might even show up.

Dianne Dragonfyre, constuctor of Hogwarts. Wiped from any historical books, is reavealed. Dumbledore has made some changes to his school. This year, Harry is up for the hardest challenge yet, but Voldemort has nothing to do with it. Minor language.

It's just another morning in the Weasley household.

After learning that magic is real and an entire magical community hides in and alongside the normal world, it shouldn't come as a surprise to Harry to learn that Demons and Devils are real as well, and there is a very real war going on, Demons are reawake

What do you get when a Slytherin girl has a crush on the Weasley twins? Add one Gryffindor sister, a Slytherin 'friend' and a nasty 'prank' by supposed friend? Embarrassment, chaos, and one really good story line. This is Slytherin Fiend.

This has been paused! I want to finish Follow Me Home before I look at this again and it will probably be rewritten then! Watch this space ...

After Sirius dies, Remus can't grieve. Slowly he becomes a shell of himself. Will Snape get to him before it's too late? SSRL

She says we are not meant to be together. She says we are very different and she doesn’t want to get hurt. I told her I would be there for her. I told her I loved her.

Draco catches Harry out of bed. slight slash ensues, but not without Harry narrowly escaping castration. HPDM

Harry and Draco fight one night on the Quidditch pitch. It gets a bit bloody, and there is a right bit of slash too. Oneshot. HPDM

[Em Hiatus] Virgínia Weasley é casada com Harry Potter, um homem que ela ama mas com quem não partilha momentos de intimidade. Quando conhece Draco Malfoy, os dois sentem uma atracção imediata um pelo outro...

Cuando te enteras que te han mentido durante años, tal vez no duela tanto lo que te han hecho, pero si lo que has tenido que renunciar para llegar allí. DGHHr --SONG FIC--

Harry spares Draco on the battlefield, but that doesn't mean his face is welcome. Ever again. Unfortunately, there's a life debt to pay. SLASH. oneshot.

Tonks and Lupin have been together for a while now. Remus is late comeing home and Tonks is waiting for him. Partially based on a relationship I was in. Me being Tonks.

Oneshot: Hermione loved Ron. Can Fred help her get over it? And what about Blaise?

four years after dumbeldore has died harry, hermione, and ron face voldemort for the final deadly confrontation. not really a ship, but HHr. a one shot [please read and review]

Ron writes her a letter while she is at the christmas party with McLaggen, a letter which shows he might know and feel more than he lets on. set in the middle of Halfblood Prince

Harry Potter was always meant to change the world. Now was the time to act on that fateful prophecy. Would Harry Potter, the Boy Who Lived, be able to carry it out? HG postHBP

“I don’t want to do this as much as you don’t. But right now, we have no choice. In order to get a good grade we have to work together. So stop acting like a bloody baby, get over it, and be a man.” DMxHG

A magia poderia trazêla de volta? Depois de anos num casamento construído em cima de uma mentira, Gina e Harry se separam. Para reconquistála ele precisará usar a magia e encantála. Mais uma vez.

a lone cries..will you comfort her?

Harry is depressed, and after witnessing his aunt, uncle, and cousin being murdered at the hands of the death eaters, he sinks into his own silent abyss. Then one girl shows up who has the same thirst for revenge as he does, and she might be the one to he

Harry chooses a university career after his years at Hogwarts. When he signs up for a course, he runs into the most unlikely person one would think of encountering on university grounds, namely Malfoy. Slash.