"SUPERCHICKEN AND FRED HAD JUST GONE ON THEIR STRANGEST MISSION YET…"

"Bustin' up a whole energy drink smuggling ring!" Superchicken exclaimed once he and Fred broke inside a warehouse where the whole operation was taking place.

"Well it' Who could've done dith, thuper chicken?"

"There is but one man alone who could be running this thing….and that man is THE MUSCLE!" Superchicken exclaimed.

"AT THAT EXACT MOMENT, THE MUSCLE EMERGED. LIKE THE NAME SO OBVIOUSLY STATES HE WAS QUITE MUSCULAR, AND HE WAS ALSO BLONDE, WITH HUGE STRANDS OF CHEST HAIR AND AND ARMPIT HAIR. HIS ONLY CLOTHING WAS A TIGHT PAIR OF EXERCISE SHORTS ROUND' HIS MUSCULAR THIGHS AND TENNIS SHOES."

"JA, EET EES I, DE MAHSCLE.." the enormous man boomed, punctuating his every sentence with another flex. "DE STRONGEST MAN IN DE VORLD, SYUPAH CHICKUN…"

"Well we can take ya, right Fred?" SC asked, punching a fist into his other hand. "—Fred?"

"BUT FRED HAD ALREADY LEFT.."

"You got thith!" He gave a thumbs-up from afar.

"Y-yeah I could totally take you on SOLO!" Superchicken exclaimed, flexing his arm…which became as limp as a noodle.

"NAWT LIKEHLY." The Muscle replied in his mustard-thick Slavic accent, flexing his enormous body once more. "NOW PREPARE YOZELF…TO FAYCE DE RAFF OF DE MAHSCLE!!"

"SUPERCHICKEN PUFFED OUT HIS CHEST AND SCRATCHED AT THE GROUND, THEN DOVE AT THE MUSCLE, BUT THE MUSCLE CLEARLY HAD THE UPPER HAND. THE MUSCLE GRABBED THE CHICKEN BY THE FACE, MAKING HIS EYES BUG OUT OF HIS MASK, THEN SLAMMED HIM TO THE GROUND, A CHICKEN-SHAPED CRATER FORMING. SUPERCHICKEN HAD HARDLY A MOMENT TO STAND, FOR THE MUSCLE KEPT ON BEATING HIM DOWN KVER AND OVER AGAIN. EVENTUALLY THE MUSCLE CEASED, AND FRED YANKED OUT A VERY BRUISED SUPERCHICKEN."

"Oh hereth th' problem!" Fred walked out to Superchicken. "I forgot t' give ya th' thuper thauth!"

"Yeah…nice goin'…" the beaten chicken replied.

"THEN IT FINALLY HIT SUPERCHICKEN HARDER THAN ANY OF THE PUNCHES THE MUSCLE THREW."

"That's it! Fred, I just had the most BRILLIANT idea!" Superchicken exclaimed.

"What ith it?" Fred asked.

"How about—" Superchicken took the supersauce from Fred and one of the energy drinks, pouring it into the glass. "How about we combine the supersauce with the energy drink, see what that gives?"

"Mithter Henhouth, ath your butler, I gotta thay, thith ith pretty THUPID!" Fred exclaimed all of a sudden. "You have NO IDEA what'th goin' to happen, am yet you wanna do dith anyway?!"

"Fred, I'm a risk-taker." Superchicken replied. "I have to be."

"SUPERCHICKEN DOWNED THE ENERGY DRINK/SUPERSAUCE IN AN INSTANT."

"Heh, I don't feel any diff--AAAGH!" He exclaimed, the sauce making his whole body contract.

"THE EFFECTS OF THE SAUCE WERE INSTANT. WITH THE ENERGY DRINK, THE SAUCE CAUSED RAPID MUSCLE DEVELOPMENT IN SUPERCHICKEN, GIVING HIM UTTERLY MASSIVE ARMS, PECS, THIGHS, ABS, EVEN GLUTES!"

"Oh JAH!" SC exclaimed, flexing his muscles in the same manner as the supervillain. His voice had also gone down six octaves and taken on the same timbre as the supervillain as well. "LOOHK AT MEEE FREDERICK, I! YAM! A! GOD!" He punctuated every exclamation with another flex.

"FRED HONESTLY DID NOT KNOW HOW TO FEEL RIGHT NOW, HIS FACE GREW EXTRA RED."

"Y-yeah…I know…" he replied before fainting.

"NO MATTUH, I CAN TAKE HEEM ON BY MYZELF NAO!" Super chicken exclaimed and then THRUST himself at The Muscle. "YAH!"

"OH SCHIESSE!" The Muscle exclaimed as Super chicken shoved him into the concrete floor, with multiple cracks forming.

"FEEL ZE PAIN!" Superchicken exclaimed before lifting up the Muscle yet again and shoving him into a pile of once perfectly-stacked energy drinks.

"BUT DESPITE THIS MASSIVE HEAD INJURY THE MUSCLE STILL GOT UP…"

"OH…NEIN…I YAM NOT NORMALLY AN EATER OF DER FRIED CHEEKEN, BUT…" He suddenly yanked out a knife. "I S'POSE DIS CAHN BE A CHEAT DAY!!"

"ACK!" Superchicken exclaimed as the Muscle began to wield the knife at his face.

"AS SOON AS THE MUSCLE SLAMMED THE KNIFE ONTO SUPERCHICKEN'S BODY, THE BLADE MERELY BECAME DENT."

"HYAH!" Superchicken exclaimed, punching the Muscle through the side of a wall…and into a police car.

"DEES EES NAWT DE END SYUPAH CHICKEN! I'LL BE BAAHCK!" The Muscle exclaimed, being driven away to jail.

"Thath cool how you thopped em' an' everything, but how're you gonna get back to normal?" Fred inquired.

"I VILL NAWT!" Superchicken exclaimed, still flexing his enormous, muscular body. "I--BUCKAW!"

"WITHIN AN INSTANT, SUPERCHICKEN LOST EVERY OUNCE OF MUSCLE ON HIS BODY, REVERTING TO HIS NORMAL SIZE."

"Boy, Fred, what happened?" Superchicken spoke, coming to.

"Ya broke up th' energy drink thmugglin' an' ya got all musthcly!" Fred exclaimed, holding up a Polaroid photo he'd gotten, "and I have proof...RRREOWRRR..."

End.