"SUPERCHICKEN AND FRED HAD JUST BEEN GIVEN THEIR LATEST ASSIGNMENT FOR THEIR LATEST HEROIC ESCAPADE. IT SEEMED THERE WAS TROUBLE GOING ON UNDER THE SEA, SO THEY FLEW OUT TO THE ATLANTIC OCEAN TO SEE EXACTLY WHAT THE PROBLEM WAS..."

"Okay, Fred, you got the scuba gear?" SC asked the lion.

"Sure do mithter henhouth!" Fred exclaimed, fastening the scuba equipment and flippers onto SC and himself.

(*SPLASH!*)

"SLOWLY, SUPERCHICKEN AND FRED BEGAN THE LONG DESCENT INTO THE COLD, SALTY OCEAN. FRED GAZED IN AWE AT THE MILLIONS OF FISH THAT SWAM BY, SUPERCHICKEN WAS A LITTLE AFRAID OF A MASSIVE SHARK THAT GLIDED JUST ABOVE HIS AND FRED'S HEAD."

"Well, here we are!" Superchicken cheerfully exclaimed once he and Fred had arrived at the bottom of the ocean.

"Dith theawater ith NOT doin' good fer my hair…" Fred remarked, his massive lion's mane was now covering almost the entirety of his face.

"Strange…" Superchicken swam around the ocean. "There doesn't seem to be any sort of danger…"

"SUDDENLY, WITHOUT ANY SORT OF WARNING, A MASSIVE WHALE CAME RIGHT BEHIND SUPERCHICKEN AND FRED, AND, OPENING ITS ENORMOUS MOUTH, CREATED A VACCUM THAT SUCKED THE TWO INSIDE."

"BLEECH!" Superchicken exclaimed, spitting out seawater along with Fred. "That was like takin' a shower in peanut butter!"

"Yeah, why'd th' whale thwallow uth anyway?" Fred asked, wringing out his hair.

"I don't know…" Superchicken remarked. "But whoever is in charge o' this aquatic conundrum, we'll figure it out…"

"Wath' that light over there?" Fred asked, pointing at the whale's throat.

"SURE ENOUGH, FRED WAS RIGHT, THERE SEEMED TO BE LIGHT COMING FROM THE INNARDS OF THE WHALE."

"Good eye, Fred!" Super chicken patted Fred on the back, and after he downed some Supersauce, prepared to climb...

"SUPER CHICKEN AND FRED CLIMBED UP THE WHALE'S STICKY, KRILL-COVERED TONGUE AND ONCE THEY WERE ON THE UVULA, THEY SLID DOWN THE THROAT AND INTO THE STOMACH OF THE WHALE."

"Woooaaahhhh..." Fred and Super chicken gasped.

"IT WAS QUITE EVIDENT THAT THIS WHALE HAD SWALLOWED A LOT OF THINGS--ANCHORS, BUOYS, EVEN A HUGE, WRECKED SHIP! BUT AS SUPERCHICKEN AND FRED GOT CLOSER TO THE SHIP, A STRANGE FIGURE APPEARED."

"Greetings, SUPERCHICKEN," The figure walked out, revealing itself to be a tall, slender man wearing a sailor's hat...and in a CHICKEN SUIT?! "I've been expecting you for some time..."

"Just who the heck are you?!" Superchicken asked, now seriously ready to throw down against this goon.

"Why, I, AM THE CHICKEN O' THE SEA!" The weird man laughed, the fake feathers on his costume coming off almost immediately.

"Y'know that costume of yours is incredibly offensive to fowl." Superchicken remarked.

"Who cares—I'M A VILLAIN!" The Chicken O' The Sea cackled once more.

"Why'th your hideout in a whale?" Fred asked.

"It was the only way I could hide from the Coast Guard." The Chicken O' The Sea remarked. "AAAND, the only way I could hide this machine that's gonna SUCK the water from every ocean on the PLANET! AHAHHAHAHAHAAA!!"

"SUPERCHICKEN AND FRED IMMEDIATELY NOTICED THE MASSIVE, TALL MACHINE THAT APPEARED TO HAVE A VACCUM PROTRUDING FROM THE BLOWHOLE AND A HUGE WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED--PRESUMABLY FOR SUCKING UP THE OCEAN WATER."

"Oh, I'm sure it "sucks" alright..." Fred remarked, snickering.

"This fool's goin' DOWN, FRED!!" Superchicken exclaimed. "BUCK-A BUCK-A BUCK-A, BUCK-A BUCK-A-BUCK-KAWWWW!!" Superchicken exclaimed, clucking the "charge" bugle call and dashing at the villain, his sword bared.

"SUPERCHICKEN WAS IMMEDIATELY THROWN AGAINST THE SIDE OF THE MASSIVE SHIP, BUT THE HEROIC FOWL QUICKLY GOT UP AND APPROACHED THE CHICKEN O' THE SEA."

"Is THAT ALL YOU GOT?!" Superchicken exclaimed, briefly pausing to spit on the whale's tongue.

"Not quite." The Chicken O' The Sea replied.

"SUPERCHICKEN AND THE CHICKEN O' THE SEA CONTINUED TO DISH OUT PUNCHES AND KICKS AT ONE ANOTHER WHILE FRED WATCHED AND STARED AT THE SKELETON OF A FISH."

"You come here often?" He asked the fish skeleton, thinking it would offer some sort of a response.

"SUPERCHICKEN PICKED UP TWO STARFISH AND TOSSED THEM AT THE CHICKEN O' THE SEA AS THOUGH THEY WERE NINJA STARS, BUT THE WILY VILLAIN EASILY EVADED THESE ATTACKS AND RETALIATED WITH A SWORDFISH!"

"So ya like playin' with whale food eh? Me too—EN GARDE!" Superchicken exclaimed, picking up another sword-fish and continuing to duke it out with the Chicken O' The Sea.

"THE CHICKEN AND THE CHICKEN-SUITED MAN CONTINUED TO FIGHT, UNTIL SUPERCHICKEN HAD AN IDEA—HE'D NOTICED THAT FISH SKELETON FRED HAD NEAREST HIM, AS WELL AS A SMALL EXHAUST PORT ON THE SIDE OF THE OCEAN-SUCKING MACHINE…"

"THANKS, FRED!" He exclaimed, picking up the skeleton and chucking it directly at the machine.

"LARRY, NOOOO!" Fred screeched.

"ONCE THE SKELETON WAS SHOVED INTO THE MACHINE, IT IMMEDIATELY SHORT-CIRCUITED..."

"huh, kinda thought something would happen here..." Superchicken commented, scratching the top of his head.

"A LARGE PLUME OF BLACK SMOKE CAUSED BY THE RUPTURED VACUUM WAFTED UP TO THE WHALE'S SINUSES, CAUSING IT TO, you guessed it--BLAST SUPERCHICKEN, FRED, AND THE CHICKEN O' THE SEA OUT OF ITS BODY AND INTO THE STRATOSPHERE--"

(*FWOOOOSH!*)

"ALL WAS QUIET AFTER THAT PRACTICALLY WORLD-SHATTERING EXPLOSION, UP UNTIL A FAMILIAR GISH SKELETON LANDED RIGHT NEXT TO FRED."

"LARRY!" He picked up the skeleton. "You're alive--" Fred finally noticed that the fish was indeed a skeleton. "--AAAUGHNOYOU'RE DEAD!"

"AND SO, SUPERCHICKEN AND FRED HEADED BACK TO PITTSBURGH, THEIR BODIES WATERLOGGED FROM THE SEA, BUT STILL FEELING THE PRIDE OF A SUCCESSFUL JOB WELL DONE."

End.