Cat: Naruto X Helluva Boss X Hazbin Hotel
Title: The Adventures of LMNO
Rating: M
Pairing: Naruto X Loona/Octavia/Verrosika/ Mrs. Mayberry, Milli X Moxxie, Blitzo X Stolas, Charlie X Vaggie, Kushina X Kurama, Cherri X Angel
Summary: A year has passed since Naruto became an Overlord, Blitz started a very successful business, and his relationship with Kushina has improved into a friendship. However, things are not all peaches and cream for Naruto and his Family. One member of his family has felt like something is missing and she'll go even beyond hell to find the answers to her questions. Oh, and there's a Moxxie.
Sorry I've been gone for a while. Between work and life, I haven't been working on fiction like I normally would. Part of that is because I have FINALLY gotten promoted at my job. Yes it's mine now, but with that comes more problem
Any who I never stopped working on this story, just been on a lot of other things.
Review Response
FoxDemon1023: Glad you're enjoying it. It's just that the way I have Naruto written, he and Charlie just work better as friends here.
Calderoneric758: I have and it's amazing. Loona was SO FREAKING ADORABLE... this conversation never happened.
Gamerlover41592: Yep.
Jebest4781: Yep the 'I care for my spouse, but I don't love them. Ir's just a duty thing
Themattman4000: Danzo had a hand in it, but I still haven't revealed who killed him.
Perseus12: Ask and ye shall receive
Nathair1: I'll make sure to add translations in the future. And old Lucy is playing 4D chess while everyone else is stuck on 2D mode.
Fenris Silverblood: Danzo's last name escapes me at times. And I can't believe I messed up Mizuki's name.
Ethan Lukkar: Thank you and here is the update
"DaftMerc39: fourth wall breaks work well when they're established. Not here though
Guest: and here it is
"Let's go Lick some ass!" Speech
"I thought the expression was kick ass," Thought/Flashback
"I like mine better," Spells/Jutsu
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Chapter 6: Spring Broken pt 1
Location: Pride Ring, Third circle
Place: Morningstar manor, Charlie's Room
Time: Morning
Charlie groaned as she awoke from her sleep. A pleasant soreness between her legs, the bitemarks on her breasts and neck. The taste of semen on her tongue. The feeling of dry cum on her skin. She also felt full from the number of times Naruto had cum inside of her. Were it not for the fact that it was difficult for Fallen Angels to get pregnant then she was sure that she would be pregnant right now. Then again, she was part succubus from her mother... Did that mean that she could get pregnant easily? No, if that was the case, she would have gotten pregnant with the number of times she had sex with Leviathan. Damn, she had forgotten how much she liked dick until last night. Taking it up the ass was a new experience, but not unpleasant. As were the gang bang. Who knew Naruto could make clones of himself for such kinky sex? Did that make her a slut for liking sex with Naruto? Oh, she wondered if Vaggie would be up for a threesome turned gangbang.
I mean it was technically against her and Naruto's will. But she still slept with a man she considered a friend and college and not a lover. Not to mention what would Vaggie think? Or Loona. Oh Crumbs, Loona was going to kill her. Okay, maybe it would be a good idea to hide in the Hotel for a few weeks... or years.
"Charlie I can hear your thoughts from here," groaned Naruto in his sleep.
"Sorry didn't mean to wake you," whispered the princess of hell.
"You didn't. I've been up for about an hour. Vaggie has tried killing your dad twice with her spear. He's taking it all in good fun and even suggested that she come in and give me morning head. As much as I like Vaggie I know she's a hardcore lesbian and would probably bite it off," said Naruto.
Charlie sighed. "I know that Vaggie can be a bit difficult but her past makes it hard for her to trust men. The things that happened to her when she was just a human were... The only reason she even ended up in hell is that she killed her pimp,"
"I'm not judging her. And her life is hers," said Naruto.
Both got up from the bed. Neither had any real embarrassment being naked in front of the other. They had just spent the past 48 hours having pretty hardcore sex. They showered separately. Despite not having any real desire to be together the temptation of the flesh was still there. Once they finished and dressed, they opened the door and stopped.
Lucifer was on the ground laughing as he held Vaggie's spear with one hand and was holding off Octavia's magic attacks with the other. Stolas, Stella, and Lilith were sitting on a couch watching and drinking some tea.
"Mom what is going on?" asked Charlie.
"Hello dear. Well, you weren't the only one who had some rather raunchy sex over the last two days. By midnight of the first day, Vaggie and Octavia got so randy from your sounds that they ended up masturbating with each other, before just outright having sex. Lucy walked in on them this morning and well the rest is history," smirked Lilith.
Naruto and Charlie smacked their heads. Lucifer was many things, but he wasn't into the people his kid was. In fact, he was a massive fucking troll when it came to people's relationships. He had helped instigate several wars because he was bored and wanted to spread Chaos in the world. He even had a hand in the creation of Karenites. A sin in and of itself. The duo quickly retrieved their respective girlfriends and quickly calmed them down.
"That was pretty entertaining. Shall we retire to the dining room for breakfast," said Lucifer raising to his feet.
Everyone followed the lord of Hell to the dining room where they had breakfast. Plans began for the wedding of hell.
Location: Imp City, Pride Ring, 3rd circle
Place: Highway
Time: early morning
Loona was currently VERY PISSED OFF!
When she returned to Blitz's apartment she grabbed her adopted father by his neck and held him at eye level and asked where Naruto was. Although she wasn't the only one currently upset Abby and Millie were both pissed off for vastly different reasons. Abby because her boyfriend was basically kidnapped by Satan while Millie because she knew that Charlie the child of Satan himself was trouble for her boy. Of course, Moxxie and Blitz were smart enough to stay the fuck out of the way of the three angry women. At least they were angry until Stolas called Blitz and told him that they would be coming to the office. The girls insisted that Blitz take them to the office right that instant.
The group consisting of the M's, Blitz, Loona, and Abby were. Blitz was banging his head to some rock music.
As they swung into the parking lot A pink car was in one of the 5 parking spots that IMP rented.
"Oh, what the fuck!? Who parked their pink pussy wagon in my spot!" yelled Blitz.
"Dad it's fine. We have four other spots. And Naruto Pays for them all," said Loona.
"Fuck that noise! That's my spot!" yelled Blitz as he jumped out of his van and walked over to the person who was in the car.
The owner of the car got out and stood there. If you were a sinner demon and met this woman you would realize just how fucked you were, both figuratively and literally if she had her way. She was a Succubus. Not just any succubus either. The size of her wings signified her as an Arch Succubi. A leader among her people. She was tall, almost 6'1" an hourglass figure with large E-cup breasts a large round ass that could make anyone jealous of the chairs she sits in, and thicc thighs, hot pink skin, and a barbed tail with a black tip. She has two black-tipped horns with a black star on each side and her left horn is slightly taller than the other. Her eyes are hot pink with the yellow sclera, and she has a black heart under her right eye. She has long ombre-white hair with pink undertones, from lighter to darker towards the tips, and a darker pink streak down the length and across the bangs. she also has a red heart-shaped tattoo on her right upper arm, which has Blitzo's name written within it that has been crossed out with a big black 'X'. her accessorized pink fur coat, under which she wears a tightly fitted white and black mini dress that barely came to the edge of her ass, and if she moved just right you could see that she wasn't wearing anything under it. The dress features a prominent contrasting 'X' and 'O' pattern on the chest, as well as a star design on the abdomen. black thigh-highs with black high heels that have a heart motif and three X-shaped cutouts down the sides. She has a pair of round shades with pink heart designs in the lenses.
"Oh fuck me sideways," said Blitz when he realized who he was dealing with.
"I would, but that ship sailed a long time ago Blitzo," said the Succubi looking through her shades at Blitz.
"First it's BLITZ the o is silent. And second, I haven't seen you in 7 years Verosika. Plus isn't the nearest ocean is three rings down.
Loona, Millie, Moxxie, looked at Blitz while Abby looked at them all in confusion.
"Who is Verosika?" asked Abby.
All three turned to her. "How do you not know who Verosika?" asked Loona.
Abby raised her eyebrow as she took a cigarette and took a puff. "I've only been in hell about 4 months on, plus I was never into music aside from using it to teach my students their ABC's. I have no idea who this woman is?"
"That's Verosika Mayday! She's one of hell's best singers," said Moxxie.
They turned back just in time to see a large hellhound growling at Blitz. Loona sighed before she jumped out of the truck and got between Blitz and the Large Hellhound and growled back at him. The larger male looked at her and tried to impose his dominance over her. Loona wanted to laugh. His pitiful aura was nothing compared to Fenris's. Loona focused what she learned into her next growl making the larger Male take a step back.
"Ha! Take that Skank! My Loony is better than your musclebound mutt!" gloated Blitz
"What the hell Tex. You're the head of my security!"
The large male held up his hands. "If you and your ex want to trade bars be my guest. I won't get involved unless he attacks you," said Tex
"I don't get paid enough to take on a pseudo-Alpha," thought the musclebound hellhound.
"Attack me? Blitz is a lot of things, but he won't attack someone he has a connection with. No, our problems stem from the fact that we were a thing once.
Blitz rolled his eyes. "Here we go
"Stole my/your car, took it on a joyride, abandoned me/you to pay for a hotel bill while maxing out my/your credit card on horse-riding lessons in Wrath," said Vorasika.
Vorasika looked at Blitz, not in anger but in disappointment, as her hand went to her arm, where her tattoo of Blitz's name was. Loona noticed this but didn't want to comment on it. Like the others, she knew next to nothing about Blitz's past. All she knew was that he was
"Listen I have things to do and I don't have all day for this. Come find me later Blitz you and I need to talk. No insults just talk," said Verosika.
Blitz was a bit shocked by this, but then again since he had met that kid Naruto a lot of things had changed. "Fine. I'll meet you later," said Blitz.
Verosika walked away with Tex behind her as He turned to look at the stunned faces of the others.
"You know Verosika!?"
"You dated Veroskia!?"
"Her and you! Sir it makes no sense!?"
Blitz smacked his face. It was going to be a long day.
Before Blitz could open his mouth Naruto pulled up on his Akira-style bike and looked at everyone.
"What did I miss?" asked Naruto,
Loona and Abby grabbed their boyfriend and dragged him into the van, before slamming the door after kicking out Millie and Moxxie. The van began to bounce as screams of pleasure and rather clever uses of certain hellhounds rather long tounge could be heard from inside the van. Millie forgot to roll up the windows.
The M&M duo looked at each other. "Do you think the office meeting room is empty?" asked Millie.
Moxxie grinned picked up his wife and ran into the building for their own workplace sex escapades.
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And cut.
Sorry for the wait