That Idiot Author

Izuku Midoriya, or at least, the Villain Izuku Midoriya from the author's story 'Fixing the Holes in Society', was looking around for said author, as he had some important matters to discuss.

Izuku growled as he looked around, having looked almost everywhere for him. "Where the hell is he?!"

Tanjiro came walking by with an OC Demon from his story, who's name was Lizzy, and the two looked at Izuku. "Is something wrong?" Tanjiro asked the sole villain Izuku.

"I can't find that dumbass author!" Izuku said. "We're supposed to plan a party for my story!"

"Ya know, I don't think I've seen him around lately either," Lizzy commented, before humming and thinking about it.

"Well, I guess I understand that. I haven't seen him around either," Tanjiro said. "Have you tried asking Bardock?"

"He's busy training the Izuku from his world, and Bakugo as well," Izuku told him. "Still hate that Bakugo…"

Tanjiro then said, "Well, maybe I could help find him."

"It'd be appreciated," Izuku said to Tanjiro, thanking him for his help.

Tanjiro then began to sniff through the air due to his natural Super Smell ability that he had canonically. "His scent is faint, but I should be able to track it," Tanjiro said, before they went down the hallway, until they found a room, in which case, Tanjiro tried to open it, before finding the door to be locked. "It's locked."

"I got this," Izuku said, before pulling out a lock pick.

"I could just break it open," Tanjiro said while holding up his right hand, which suddenly turned metallic.

"Using your Haki on this door to find the author is not a good reason at all," Izuku told Tanjiro, before he opened the door. It turned out that the Author was going through some old boxes, as these boxes and crates had a lot of dust sitting in the room.

"Oh, hey guys," Lego said. Currently he was in the avatar outfit that he normally wore when he was here in the base or doing normal things, which made him look like another Izuku Midorya, except he was wearing a ripped Gi reminiscent of Goku's Turtle Hermit Gi. "What's up?"

"We were meant to be planning a party, and you're here dealing with…" Izuku looked around. "What even is this stuff?"

"Old stuff from an era meant to be forgotten," Lego told him, before tossing a box through a portal he had opened up. He then opened a crate of goods and began to look through it, before he picked up some old looking armor that reminded the three characters from his stories of the Saiyan Battle Suits worn by Bardock and the other Saiyans, except this one had a black and white pattern to it, as well as a black cape. "Damn, this is old as hell."

"You wore that?" Izuku guessed.

"Used to, but times have changed," Lego said, before looking at it. "Might put it somewhere to display my crimes… or just because…"

"Crimes?" Tanjiro and Lizzy questioned, while Izuku raised an eyebrow.

"Nothing important, don't worry," Lego told them, before putting it to the side with some other little trinkets.

Tanjiro then looked at a tarp that was clearly covering a machine or something, before pulling off the tarp, before coughing at the dust he stirred up, as well as sneezing a few times. "Crap…" Tanjiro looked at the machine, before he saw what it was.

Izuku looked at the Author. "You have a giant machine that looks like it could be used to travel dimensions," Izuku stated in an unamused tone.

"That's definitely gotta go," Lego commented, before he began to try and dismantle it.

"What's this button do?" Lizzy questioned, before pushing a red button on the side of it.

The machine then started whirring as it sprung to life and shook a bit, the machine ready to fire a beam of condensed energy. Lego looked at Lizzy. "WHY DID YOU DO-?!" He was interrupted when the machine shot a ray of energy and hit Lego, before he suddenly disappeared in an instant, with an audible pop! as he disappeared, before the machine broke and fell to the ground.

Everyone was silent, before Tanjiro and Izuku looked at Lizzy, who looked a bit sheepish and embarrassed. Izuku sighed, before shaking his head and saying, "You really need to work on your habit of pushing buttons." Lizzy looked down.

"Well, he should be back soon, right?" Tanjiro assumed while speaking to Izuku.

"You just jinxed it," Izuku said, before walking out of the room.

"What?" Tanjiro questioned.

Lego looked up at the sky, and sat up, before realizing he was on a beach. He looked around. There was a small dock, a small shed, and it also looked like this place was a deserted island of sorts… maybe.

Lego sat up and dusted himself off, a bit annoyed by the fact he had sand in his hair and in his clothes now too. "Great. Just fucking great. Just wanted to clean up a little bit, and Lizzy thinks it's a great idea to push a red fucking button." Lego looked up. "Well, at least I should be able to get back soon." Preparing to fly, Lego then jumped into the air and hovered for a moment, before he ascended maybe two inches before he fell back to the sandy beach, and went silent.

"SON OF A BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!" He shouted, realizing exactly what happened. "I'VE BEEN NERFED!"

Looking around, he knew he needed to do something, and find a way back to his base of operations. It wasn't long before he heard something, and turned around to see two creatures running up to him, and another flying towards him, before each stopped in front of him, and he looked at the creatures.

"Hello there!" The voice of a man said, before Lego looked up to see some sort of scientist in front of him, running up to the author and creatures. "Please do not be alarmed! These three are relatively harmless, even if they don't listen to me all that well." The scientist caught his breath, and looked at Lego. "I don't see a boat anywhere… Where did you come from?"

Lego vaguely remembered seeing a vortex in the sky, but the more he began thinking about it… the more he realized just what had happened to him.

"I'm going to just… yell out at sea for a moment, okay?" Lego told the professor, which confused him, before Lego walked to the edge of the dock, before shouting at the top of his lungs, "I FUCKING HATE YOU LIZZY!"

And this will be the grounds set for a new story I will perhaps write a full on chapter for next week, being my grounds for a self-insert to Pokemon Legends: Arceus, which I've played and enjoyed so much, and I'm glad I got to see my boy Oshawott again after soooooo long.

Fucking loved that little guy.