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"Welcome back," Lego said to the newbie Pokemon trainers he, alongside fellow author Tale, was training for no apparent reason. "I have seen that none of you have captured a Pokemon, and instead, just beat the everlasting shit out of them instead." True enough, the trainers only fought the Pokemon.
"Damn right!" Inosuke said. "We tore them to shreds!" This drew a couple of worried side looks from Tanjiro, Lizzy, and Nezuko. Lego could only help but sigh and look away.
"As in, you defeated them and let them stay fainted, right?" Tale asked the boar-headed Demon Slayer.
"We kill them," Inosuke said bluntly, which surprised Tale. "...what?"
Tale looked at Lego. "I get that this is still the world of Hisui, but did you really let him kill several Pokemon?" Tale asked.
"Well, if we're being fair, I could gather the Dragon Balls and bring those deceased Pokemon to life," Lego said, confirming that Inosuke 100% had his Tepig or Snorlax kill some Pokemon.
"Guess they're really embracing the darker theme of this Pokemon world," Tale mumbled, still slightly shocked.
"Well… I guess since Inosuke slaughtered them, we might as well force him to battle us," Lego said. "Teach him a lesson."
"Yeah, no thanks," Tale said. "You can if you want."
"Alright," Lego replied. "Inosuke, FiGhT mEh!"
"YoU dArE cOpY mE?!" The voice of Rex shouted, which drew the looks from the Pokemon Trainers, as well as the two Realmcrafters. Lego stared for a bit, before grabbing something out of his pocket, and then throwing it at Rex. Rex looked at it, before realizing it was a grenade. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAH-"
BOOM!
Rex then was blown about by said grenade, which obviously disturbed the peace, and frightened a few people.
"And now everything is violent here," Tale commented dryly. "Great."
"You signed up for this the moment you said yes to helping me out," Lego retorted.
Unable to really come up with a good comeback, Tale simply said, "Touche."
"Fight me!" Inosuke shouted at Lego.
"Prepare for trouble!" Lego retorted.
And so, in the middle of the wilderness, on a more flat patch of land, Lego and Inosuke squared off, for what would be one of the stupidest fights that could potentially ever happen, over something as petty as the death of a Pokemon, despite it happening a lot in the world of Pokemon in it's darkest corners that people shy away from due to it being a game meant for kids.
That is a fact, and there is enough evidence to support it.
Tanjiro sat with Lizzy and Nezuko on a log from a tree that had fallen over, while Tale and Android 21 stood. "Knowing the fact you know Lego, you can see him winning this fight?" 21 asked the Realmcrafter.
"He has a full party, and to top it off, he has access to certain Legendary and Mythical Pokemon," Tale began. "To top it off, he also has Z-Moves and Mega Evolution at his disposal."
"Huh?" 21 was surprised by this, before Tale pointed at Lego's wrist, which had a Z-Ring, and a Mega Ring as well.
"To put it simply, with Inosuke having only two Pokemon, one of which is at least maybe a level 8, and the other being a decent level but still not fully leveled versus Lego who has a full party with different gimmicks with each of them… Inosuke couldn't win no matter how you look at it," Tale said honestly.
"Oh, so this is really just a one-sided slaughter," Lizzy stated bluntly. There wasn't really much to say. It quite literally was.
"Yep, it is," Tale said. "I don't doubt it if Lego just straight up used a team of all Legendaries and Mythical Pokemon against Inosuke's Snorlax either."
"Because they're strong?" Tanjiro asked.
"Because, again, he's teaching Inosuke a lesson against… killing Pokemon," Tale said. "...I don't think I'm going to get over the fact that Lego seriously let Inosuke even commit such an act."
"Well, he can't prevent everything," Tanjiro stated, defending the author a bit.
"Fair, but he did have his Shiny Staraptor circling above. He could have had it attack Inosuke's Pokemon to prevent it from happening," Nezuko said.
"Prepare yourself," Lego said to Inosuke. "Justice will be delivered!" This got a few eyerolls from the spectators for such a corny line.
"Yeah right!" Inosuke shouted. "Go, Fatso!" Throwing out a Pokeball, Inosuke's Snorlax appeared. She let out a mighty yell, all the while, everyone's jaws dropped.
"Y-You seriously named your Snorlax Fatso?!" Lego questioned.
"What the hell was I supposed to name her?!" Inosuke retorted. "And besides, she's my Pokemon!"
"Whatever," Lego said with a sigh. Despite being the author, and technically the one writing the chapter, it was oddly in Inosuke's character to name a Pokemon like that… "Let's go, Hovernyan!" Sending out a Meowstic, it let out a war cry.
"That's a throwback to Yo-Kai Watch," Tale commented with an amused smirk.
"You two have dealt with Yo-Kai?" Tanjiro asked, surprised.
"Not like you would think… but yes," Tale answered.
"Now, attack!" Inosuke said, not bothering to call out a move as his Snorlax charged forward, her eyes glowing red like an uncaught Alpha would normally have.
"Psyshock! Follow up with a Gutsy Cross Paw!" Lego said to Hovernyan.
"Nyan!" Hovernyan said, before glowing blue, the psychic-cat Pokemon's eyes also shining a bright blue. A few seconds later, a punch of glowing gems appeared out of thin air and slammed into Inosuke's Snorlax. As the Snorlax barely had time to recover, Hovernyan flew forward, before dealing a not-so devastating blow with his tiny paw. As he jumped back, his attack stat was raised, indicated by the sudden yellow-orange glow that briefly surrounded it.
Tale took note of that. "That's odd," he commented. "Meowstic, which is what Lego's Hovernyan is, normally don't learn fighting moves…" Pulling out his Pokedex and looking through the data on Meowstic, Tale found that they could learn Power-Up Punch via TM moves. "Hmm."
Inosuke's Snorlax got up, and Inosuke let out a mighty cheer. "You won't defeat me that easily!" He said.
"Return!" Lego shouted as he brought Hovernyan back to his Pokeball. "Let's go, Delirious!" Sending out another Pokeball, the Pokemon that came forth was a Mimikyu that was cackling.
Again, acting without orders, Insouke's Snorlax ran forward, preparing to use a Strong-Style Crunch, and the attack landed as she bit Delirious's head. However, this was pointless, dude to Delirious's ability, Disguise, which meant that the attack was useless!
"YOU FELL RIGHT INTO MY TRAP!" Lego said dramatically.
"Nani?!" Inosuke shouted.
Lego crossed his arms right in front of him, with the crystal in the Z-Ring shining brightly as Lego began to use the Z-Move. Swinging his arms in a circle, before crossing them in front of him again at the wrists, before forming a heart with his hands, and then striking a pose in which he raised one of his legs so he stood on one, keeping his hands flat while bending his arms slightly.
"What the fuck are you doing?" Inosuke questioned, not understanding what Lego was doing. Tale was the only one who really understood.
"He struck the Fairy-Type Z-Move," Tale stated. "Which means he likely has Mimikium Z on his Z-Ring…" Tale looked at the conflict as Delirious started to glow yellow, being surrounded by Z-Power.
"Why is Delirious glowing?" Tanjiro questioned.
"Is he going Super Saiyan like Bardock and Shallot do?!" Nezuko asked, confused and concerned.
Their questions were answered when Delirious started to jump around a bit, until he inevitably jumped into the air. To shadow-like claws came from underneath the cloth that served as his disguise and grabbed Inosuke's Snorlax, before covering it entirely. As in, the entire Alpha Snorlax, which was over 11 feet tall, and weighed over 2000lbs. Obviously, the Snorlax in question seemed to be trying to fight the attack, but couldn't as it eventually stopped moving, before getting thrown out from under the Mimikyu, which returned slowly to Lego, laughing all the while.
Inosuke's Snorlax was unconscious… but it was clear that she was defeated.
"Well, that's a bit unsettling," Tale commented. Turning to look at the newbie trainers, he saw they were all scared, except for 21, who wasn't as fazed as the other three were. Turning to look at Inosuke, he then remembered that the Demon Slayer characters grew up in times where stuff like what just happened… wasn't exactly common. Not to mention, the extremely pale look Inosuke's Snorlax now had, it made it much more scary than it would've been.
"Damn it, I really wanted to use Mega Evolution," Lego said as he recalled Delirious to his Pokeball.
…yeah, this was seriously a chapter. FiGhT mEh about it.
Again, shout out to the homie Tale (Talespinner69) and if you like Pokemon stuff, go check out his story, Pokemon: Sinnoh-no-Isekai. It's a great story and recently hit over 100 Chapters. It is definitely worth a read to any Pokemon fans.
I'm gonna leave the future up for uncertainty. I am trying to make more diverse things again, but for now, let's leave things up to whatever I come up with.
My overkill team for this chapter:
Swampert (Nickname: Guardian) | Level: 60 | Mystic Water | Torrent |
Moves: Rock Slide, Waterfall, Dive, Earthquake
Mimikyu (Nickname: Delirious) | Level: 75 | Mimikium Z | Disguise |
Moves: Play Rough, Feint Attack, Shadow Claw, Psychic
Meowstic (Nickname: Hovernyan) | Level: 70 | Focus Sash | Keen Eyes |
Moves: Payback, Thunderbolt, Psyshock, Power-Up Punch (Gutsy Cross Paw)
Cinderace (Nickname: Cinder) | Level: 100 | Wide Lens | Blaze |
Moves: Gunk Shot, Low Sweep, Blaze Kick, Pyro Ball
Deoxys | Level: 80 | Leftovers | Pressure |
Moves: Psycho Boost, Extreme Speed, Shadow Ball, Drain Punch
Gardevoir (Nickname: Voir) | Level: 90 | Gardevoirite |
Moves: Hypnosis, Aura Sphere, Draining Kiss, Psychic
And also, yes I decided for this chapter I would have my Alpha Gardevoir bear a Mega Stone. For now, anyway. And while I did say I would always hate Deoxys, I managed to catch it, and like Arceus, was taking it out for a test run. Or would've.
Anyways, catching you all next time.