Dear Diary,

It's been about half an hour since we left for Neo Bowser City, Diary. I didn't know that the ride would take this long.

Anyway, the old coot... I mean Kamek fell asleep during the ride. Hmm... maybe I should stop calling him and Kammy old coots anymore. I think I have been being mean to them all these years of growing up.

I don't know, Diary... do you think I'm mean?

But either way, I think this is the best time for me to make a change!

With love,

Wendy O. Koopa