"I can't believe you played that so soon after I played these cards," said Kaiba, grinning maniacally. "I activate this trap."
"A trap?" gasped the Pharoah, acting as though such a play was particularly unusual for a game like this.
"That's right Yugi," said Kaiba, flipping over the two cards he'd put together during the last round. "Dance like there's nobody watching, love like you'll never be hurt, and live like you're violating the First Law of Robotics."
"But that means…" said the Pharoah.
"That's right, your RoboCop can now kill innocents," said Kaiba. "Which unfortunately means that he's going to kill my Jesus card." RoboCop raised his arm, and immediately shot Jesus, killing him. "My life points are now down to 3300, but now I summon this card: The Pope." A hologram of Pope Francis appeared on the table in front of Kaiba.
"Oh no…" said the Pharoah.
"That's right," said Kaiba. "For such an insult against his religion, the Pope can strike with rightful vengeance, taking out your RoboCop."
"NO…" cried the Pharoah, as the Pope blasted RoboCop with a holy light, destroying him and sending his life points down to 2400.
"It's disappointing that I had to resort to sacrificing Jesus," said Kaiba. "However, he'll be back in three turns, so I guess I'll have to make do for now."
"And how do you expect to make do with no monsters on the field?" asked the Pharoah, suddenly smirking.
"What do you mean?" asked Kaiba, suddenly alarmed. "What are you planning?"
"This, Kaiba," said the Pharoah, flipping over one of his facedown cards. "For the crime of murder, I sentence The Pope to…THE GULAG!"
"NO!" yelled Kaiba.
"Yes," said Yugi. "Sadly, this doesn't kill your monster, but it does imprison it, making it unable to attack."
"Damn you Yugi," growled Kaiba.
"And now for my actual turn," said Yugi. "I place another card facedown, then summon Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson to attack your life points directly."
"DAMN YOU YUGI!" yelled Kaiba, as a hologram of The Rock punched Kaiba and robbed him of another 500 life points.
Author's note: Score check:
Kaiba: 2800
Yugi: 2400