"So, you still think you have a chance, Moto?" said Kaiba, pulling out a white card he'd just drawn. "Well, let's see you stand up to the might of…THE HEMSWORTH BROTHERS!"
"OH NO!" yelled the Pharoah, as the three Hemsworth brothers appeared on the field.
"That's right," said Kaiba. "Chris, with all the power of Thor. Liam, with the combat skill of Gale from The Hunger Games, and Luke with…whatever he has."
"That's a good question," said the Pharoah, scrolling through IMDB. "Uh…Ashley Stubbs from Westworld?"
"Good enough for me," said Kaiba. "So, how do you think The Rock is going to stand up to the might of these three?"
"He can probably beat Luke," said the Pharoah. "Maybe even Liam. But there's no way he can stand up to a god."
"Exactly," said Kaiba. "Which is why I send the Hemsworths to attack The Rock."
"I'm not finished," said the Pharoah, smirking. "The Rock can't stand up to a god, but what about a god's brother?"
"No…" said Kaiba, looking at a facedown card Yugi had played near the start of the game.
"That's right, Kaiba," said the Pharoah, flipping a white card over. "I summon Loki the Trickster God, someone that Thor would avoid attacking if at all possible, and defend him against all attackers."
"But…he's defending…" started Kaiba, looking horrified.
"That's right Kaiba," said the Pharoah smugly. "Chris just killed his own brothers."
"NO!" yelled Kaiba, as Chris killed Luke and Liam for trying to attack Loki, who was defending The Rock.
"There goes a chunk of your life points," said the Pharoah, as Kaiba's life points dropped to 1800. "And now for my turn, I also summon Samuel L. Jackson to join my team." A hologram of Samuel L. Jackson appeared on Yugi's side of the field. "And all of them attack your life points directly."
"You…bastard…" said Kaiba, his life points dropping to 300.
Author's note: Life point check:
Yugi: 2400
Kaiba: 300