CHAPTER ONE HUNDRED AND FIVE

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Cam keeps pouring shots and laughing as we fill her in on as much of what's happened as we can. If the first shot of tequila killed my taste buds then the second and third incinerate them and wash the ashes away. The first bottle is nearly empty when Cam looks at Al, Donna and I and grins "We should play 'I Never'."

I shake my head furiously "No!"

Al laughs "Anyone would think you were afraid."

I glare at the pair of them and look at Donna for support "Help me please, these two tag team me in stuff like that. Last time I ended up in my underwear on Al's balcony dancing to Girls Just Wanna Have Fun."

Donna shakes her head and I groan into my hands "This sounds like fun. But sorry S, there's no balcony's around here."

Jax and Opie exchange a look "If you four are going to play some weird game that previously has involved the removal of clothes I would suggest that perhaps the middle of the lot is not a good idea."

I smile brightly over at Opie thinking he's getting me out of the insanity that was about to start but Jax's voice behind me stops that thought in its tracks "Go use one of the rooms."

I jerk my elbow back a little, jabbing it into Jax's side "Thanks baby."

Jax chuckles "Oh, there's no way we're missing this, we'll come watch and be observers cause I wanna hear what's said."

Donna, Al and Cam are on their feet while I stubbornly sit still refusing to move "I don't want to."

Jax slides his arm under my leg and stands up, holding me to his chest as he follows our friends towards the clubhouse "As soon as you've had enough I'll kick them out and you can go to sleep."

I pout and kiss the side of his neck, running my tongue over his pulse point "Promise?"

Jax nods, his breath catching in his throat when I suck on his Adam's apple lightly "Promise Darlin', but you gotta stop that."

I giggle "Why?"

"Cause even if Al's seen you naked, my brothers haven't and I have no intention of that happening, but if you keep doing that they will cause I'm having a hard enough time not telling them all to fuck off now." Jax's Adam's apple jumps under my tongue as he speaks and I deliberately kiss it softly again, my tongue tracing over the lump in his throat.

Cam laughs from in front of us calling over her shoulder "You might want to try something else if you want her to stop, what you just said gave her an out."

Jax grins as I kiss his throat again "Darlin', keys?"

I wiggle in his arms and jam my hand into my pocket pulling the keys out and dropping them into his palm. He unlocks the door and stops turning to face everyone with a smirk "Rules before stepping in here."

Opie laughs and wraps his arm around Donna's shoulders while Al, Cam and Juice all look at Jax like he's about to drop Ten Commandments on them.

"Bro, please. The only rule you have is if it ain't yours don't touch it." Opie says with a chuckle in his voice.

Jax shrugs "Exactly. I'm not sure what state my Old Lady left this room when she came out, but if it's pretty, lacy or see through don't touch it."

I giggle and flick my legs over his arm "Give me 3 minutes to make sure there's nothing like that in there, while I do that you boys go get some extra chairs."

Jax rolls his eyes while I open the door and slide through it.

The light tap on the door less than half a minute later has me pulling it open with my bag in one hand and the clothes I'd been wearing earlier in the other "Just give me a second to put this stuff away and make the bed and its good."

Donna, Al and Cam file through the door and stand by the desk while I shove the last bits of clothes into the bag, deliberately leaving the clean underwear for the following day on the dressing table. Donna laughs when I pull the covers over the bed and sit down to lean against the headboard, the bra and panty set meeting all Jax's requirements for the don't look order. The black lace is transparent on both parts of the set and has Al giggling as she sits on the end of the bed with her legs folded in front of her.

"Are you trying to get someone killed?" Donna asks sliding onto the bed beside me and motioning for Cam to sit on the other corner.

I shake my head "No, I love you all but you're putting a serious damper on my sex life right now."

Cam raises her eyebrows "From what Al told me you're in danger of wearing something out if you're not careful."

I giggle and lean over, pulling Jax's top draw open and lifting out one of the joints in there, the ashtray and lighter on the top of the bedside table making the journey back to the middle of the bed "Trust me, he can wear off a couple of inches and still be packing more than enough."

"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" Donna screeches as she snatches the joint from me "For that you have to wait till last."

The door swings open and Jax steps in in front of Opie and Juice, each of them with a desk chair in their hands. "Who's waiting for what?"

Donna grimaces over at Jax "Your woman, she's waiting for this." Donna waves the still unlit joint in the air "Because she over-shared."

Adjusting the pillows behind me I raise my eyebrows "But isn't the point of this fucken game we're about to play to share information. I was just starting a little early."

Donna grins "So shall I share?"

I shake my head and hand her the lighter "Do we have to play 'I never' though? Can't we just sit and talk shit?"

Cam shrugs "We can I guess. But I don't know anything about Donna, and I don't know much about you pre-Charming, I thought this might be a way to get some of that information out of you. You were a closed book for so long."

I sigh and lean onto my knees, wrapping my arms around Cam's shoulders "Sorry chicky. We'll play." Hugging her for a few seconds I pull back and adjust myself for the third time. "So cause this was Cam's idea, she goes first."

Cam clears her throat and sits up a little straighter "I don't know if you know the basic rules Donna?"

Donna shakes her head "No, I've heard people mentioning it but never been into drinking games really."

I snort and Opie laughs which earns us both a glare from his wife I poke my tongue out at her.

Cam shakes her head "Anyway, so one of us says 'I never' and then a statement, whoever has done that has to have a drink. If you haven't done it then you don't drink. Simple?"

Donna nods and Cam grins "The only change we've ever made is that if you say 'I never' and no one else has then the person who made the statement has to have a drink."

Jax groans from his desk chair "Why do I feel like you're going to need more tequila?"

Al chuckles "Good idea, and water too."

Juice gets to his feet and heads out the door "I'll be back. Don't start without me."

Al rolls her eyes as he all but runs down the hall, his footsteps rushed till they fade from our hearing "Always afraid of missing something."

Jax flicks his eyes to her and raises an eyebrow "What?"

Al gestures towards the door "Juice, he's always afraid he'll miss something, but then he misses so much trying to keep an eye on everything."

Opie nods once "She's right. He needs to relax and let shit happen around him, absorb what he can and let what he can't become background instead of constantly being on edge for something that he may miss."

Jax sighs "We should talk to him bro."

Opie grins "I know."

Jax goes through to the bathroom and sticks his head out "Sarah can I see you in here for a second?"

I frown and get off the bed as I pass the joint that's finally finished its first circle back to Donna. "Sure thing baby."

Stepping through the gap Jax closes the door behind me and cocks his eyebrow "You're trying to get someone killed?"

I frown "No, why?" There's no way he's noticed the underwear already.

He raises his hand and points wordlessly just above the vanity. "That's why."

"Shit!" I step across the bathroom and pull the offending items off the rail "I forgot they were there." Pushing the hand washed G-string and bra off the towel rail where I'd hung them to dry a week ago I shove them into the top draw with the collection of soaps and razor blades and a few random condoms.

"There, all fixed." I lean up and give Jax a kiss before opening the door "Now there are no unmentionables for them to see in the bathroom."

Sitting back in my position on the bed Opie cocks his eyebrow at the underwear on the dressing table as the door clicks closed behind Jax again "He didn't see those did he?"

I shake my head and Opie closes his eyes "I didn't either then."

Jax emerges from the bathroom a few seconds later and retakes his seat as Juice comes back into the room, a big silver ice bucket in his hands, plastic bag hanging from one wrist. "I came prepared."

Setting the tub down on the desk by Jax he lifts out three bottles of beer and hands one each to Jax and Opie before dropping the bag beside it.

"What's in there?" Al's voice is curious and slightly husky as she finishes her sentence she coughs a couple of times.

Juice smiles at her "A whole bunch of stuff. I shoved some food in there and a couple of replacement shot glasses in case one gets broken."

Al grins up at him and he leans over and gives her a kiss before settling back on his seat "Did I miss anything?"

Cam giggles which starts all of us girls laughing as Opie and Jax chuckle and shake their heads "Nope. We said we'd wait and we did." Al helpfully tells her clueless Old Man.

Cam grins at us all and fills the shot glasses as she hands them to us. "Right, me first."

*How many readers have played 'I never'. I never have!